@IWACreative_Parody: Now that the network is back online, we can present last week’s show this week, and this week will go out next week. This is some proper Doc Brown & Marty McFly shit right here!
@IWACreative_Parody: Are @BlackBlooded talking about their @RTE match with @StealingYourGimmickRyder?
@IWACreative_Parody: Blimey. When did @DamianSandow change his gimmick?
@IWACreative_Parody: An authority figure trying to hold down @BlackBlooded? I’m pretty sure we’ve never done that before.
@IWACreative_Parody: That’s it. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna argue at the next creative meeting that @IWABTB should be #Revolution’s GM. Maybe then we’ll get some peace and quiet.
@IWACreative_Parody: That’s right, folks. Tag team match for a main event. Oh, on an unrelated note, our special consultant for this episode of #Revolution is Teddy Long.
@IWACreative_Parody: Has @LaceyFoster not researched @ArcherBlack’s weight and origin? Get her gone, Shag!
@IWACreative_Parody: I’m pretty sure that Dwayne’s script said “Ladies and gentlemen, the only virgins on the roster, @KayFab”
@IWACreative_Parody: In @KayFab’s promo, we decided to see how many cliche’s we can get into one segment.
@IWACreative_Parody: That’s right, folks - it’s an @AnoDoom segment. Time for a wee, yes?
@IWACreative_Parody: Don’t worry, kids. Your screen hasn’t become fuzzy – that’s just @AnoDoom’s ego clouding over.
@IWACreative_Parody: @AnoDoom actually has kittens that he pets backstage with orphans because he is actually a lovely bloke.
@IWACreative_Parody: How can we make this segment less interesting...GOT IT!!! Somebody get David Ryan out there!
@IWACreative_Parody: Yeah, we also laughed during the creative meeting when we wrote the ironic line of @Clandestine calling @IWADraymen an over hyped jobber.
@IWACreative_Parody: Clandy? We wanted to call me him Candy. Then girly-fy it by writing it as Kandi. Then an outfit change to a tiny bikini. This was a character change we were going to spread over six weeks. @IWADraymen fucked it all up. Now we have to start all over.
@IWACreative_Parody: And if there is anybody who knows about winning a match that means something, it’s Ivan Dray...wait...
@IWACreative_Parody: I’m worried that we may have dropped the ball slightly with @IWATVK here...
@IWACreative_Parody: At least making @TenaciousD tap out is some redemption. Oh well, midcard obscurity for the pair of them. We must really try harder not to book so powah!
@IWACreative_Parody: @IWADarius? Time for another piss break.
@IWACreative_Parody: I think @IWADarius misunderstood when we said that he should be at the catering table.
@IWACreative_Parody: Seriously, has there ever a more boring champion than @IWADarius? Even @WWCD can’t get him over with this crowd.
@IWACreative_Parody: Erm...@WWCD...Emily is the ring announcer for Chaos. The only other reporter for IWA is Seth, but if you think he’s hot, then more power to ya!
@IWACreative_Parody: @CARaVanInfection are back together and it looks like CAR has miraculously been cured from his #kayfabe injury.
@IWACreative_Parody: I think we’ve used the “or whatever his name is” line a bit too much during this show.
@IWACreative_Parody: This is why we give @IWASchweinzer free reign with no script. Best promo’er in the biz. But the shit that all three members of @DamagedGoods get up to...sheesh!
@IWACreative_Parody: Don’t wanna say too much, but albino midgets, sheep and an lot of KY is involved.
@IWACreative_Parody: I bet you thought we were gonna have the @PardyBoyz come out, didn’t you? Well...we were, but one of them’s gone missing...
@IWACreative_Parody: That’s right kids – not long now until we kill @CaptainAmazing’s momentum quicker than he can eat a burger.
@IWACreative_Parody: @InegrityPamich never lets that Endurance match go, does he?
@IWACreative_Parody: Actually @IntegrityIsrael, @AnoDoom proved that lightening does strike twice and by @AnoDoom, I of course mean our special effects department.
@IWACreative_Parody: Who bought @BossSmith a dictionary?
@IWACreative_Parody: Of course @ItegrityIsrael doesn’t have integrity – he’s a heel! Duh!
@IWACreative_Parody: How to bury a midcarder? Have a valet slap him with no repercussions.
@IWACreative_Parody: Is keeping a scorecard part of the gimmick for @IWABlue? I’m pretty sure it is!
@IWACreative_Parody: With the exception of one, @OscarWho just riffed off a future endeavoured list which could means that @IWAWells is on the endangered species list.
@IWACreative_Parody: @IWADarius is so boring that he’s fallen asleep at the thought of himself.
@IWACreative_Parody: @OscarWho with a title belt? I like the look of that.