Pisces Pink (looking all up in the camera lens like she has no sense or home training at all): Hey Shaz - HOW DO YOU LIKE DAT SHIT?! HUH?!? HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?
Sagittarius Blue (joining in and getting boosted up himself): U mad bro?
Benny The Ball looks at the camera like he knows only bad and horrible things can come of this. He has the look of the third camper looking on as the other two poke a sleeping bear...
Sagittarius Blue: Shaz? Hope you're listening, hope you're watching, hope you're reeeeeeaal mad right now. I hope you think you have enough nerve to do something about last Chaos. 'Cuz homeboy, I want a piece of you. Bad enough that you made dick move after dick move... AFTER DICK MOVE... as the IWA World Heavyweight Champion. NOW you're acting like a petulant little second grader who's having a tantrum in Wal-Mart because Momma won't buy you a Transformer toy. And you think it's cool to take it out on other people, trying to end their careers!
Pisces Pink: Fuck that noise - you ain't shit! "Best In The World" my ass!
Sagittarius Blue: And I know other guys, they'll just come out and say "I don't approve of what you're doing" and blah blah blah... but me, I like being different. I don't mind a little controversy, I don't mind getting messy, I don't mind swinging first and asking questions later... I wanted to get right to it, Shaz: I don't care for you. Maybe I respect what you can do... but I sure as fuck don't respect HOW you do it. See, I've been wanting a fight. Not just a fight... but a WAR. Domino just whet my appetite a lil' bit. And with what you did to Benny The Ball, you just gave me a muthafuckin REASON. The stars will align, O Rapid King... and you'll be seeing them after I knock twelve shades of shit out of you.
Pisces Pink: FUCK YEAH. Ain't that right Benny?
Benny looks at Pisces like he wants to disagree...
Sagittarius Blue: Oh and by the way - I brought you some homemade five-cheese lasagna! Gotta eat good if you wanna heal up bro!
Sagittarius hands Benny a fork... Benny goes to reach for the lasagna - which was placed on the table just a couple feet from the bed - but stops, grimacing in pain...
Sagittarius Blue: Damn bro - you may need to wait til that arm gets better. Maybe you could have the nurse come up and feed you some! Well, we gotta run Benny - get better soon!
And so Benny The Ball is left, feeling a little better, despite being hungry enough to eat a horse... yet the food he craves is just out of his reach by millimeters. He seems to think, for just a moment, that the Star Signs have signed his death warrant. But fuck it, at least a good meal is waiting on him.
He tries again to reach it. Stretches, reaches...
And falls out of the hospital bed. Onto his aching EVERYTHING.
Benny The Ball: -_-