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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    You forgot about Divine winning the title.
    I know this was a joke...but I don't get what you're tryna say...

     
    Shaz
    Former IWA Champion (29/11/12 - 17/6/13)
    2x MITB briefcase holder
    4x ICW Insanity Champion
    EWNCW Evolution Champion (11/12/13 - Present)
    Former EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion (6/3/12 - 12/11/12)
    IWA/ICW Mid-Carder of the Year 2012

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    IWA Vanity Champion (27/10/13 - Present)

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    Shark of the Year
    Promo of the Year

     


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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Fixed your typo dude.
    Adonis? Winning a match?

    POO-ER!


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    I know this was a joke...but I don't get what you're tryna say...
    Maybe I'm dropping hints.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    You forgot about Divine winning the title.
    Did somebody mention...titles?


    O-OH GOD! I've actually become my EFedding character! D:

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    Tenacious D(ave):
    Why don't you all just take a break and clear your head,
    Go take a peek at the IWA Roster Thread.
    There's a new wrestler in town, and I got class,
    Don't think about pissing me off cause I'll just kick your ass.
    So please I beg you, don't get your panty in a twist,
    Knowing you all, you'll just wanna raise your fist.
    Our time will come, and when it does it will be sweet,
    IWA I am finally here, and to this I will tweet!

    Tenacious D(ave)
    @Tenacious D(ave)

    Finally home.
    #NewestIWAstar
    #I-Don't-Start-Shit-I-Finish-It
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    IWA: Tenacious D(ave) and Dave "The Gunner" Steele
    The Official Poster Creator for the IWA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    One year ago:



    The screen stops playing the video as Kyojin smiles. He looks into the camera.

    Kyojin: Look how far I've come in a year. From being 'the man who screwed Ryan Wells' to being the man that every single person in the world knows. Every single wrestling fan all over the globe knows who I am, what I have done, what I stand for and why I am what I am. I'm Kyojin. I'm the Superstar of the Year. The simple reason for that is that ever since that day- a year and 2 days ago- 367 days ago, I have backed up every single word I utter with the action I promise.

    From ICW to EWNCW to JBW to IWA- I have been the man to beat. Van Hooligan X, Darius, Ryan Wells, Shaz, Jman, Mr. Smyth, Chris Divine, Avidico, Antonyo Angelo, Mike Hawk, Sagittarius Blue, Reiko, Malcolm Cage, Darren Bull, Matt Elder, Tai Nights, William Carlin, Grind Bastard. Each and every single one of these men have attempted to take me on. I will admit some have beaten me, but I have beaten every single person put in front of me and I have proven to the entire world that I AM the Superstar of the Year.

    I have held the ICW World Championship, I've held the IWA Endurance Championship, I've won awards left, right and centre. And that's just one year. Another year and I expect to add many more names to this list. So watch out for me IWA. Because the Lunacy has only just begun.
    OOC: You're set to lose at ToTN (shameless plug) LOL


     
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    Find all the EWNCW links here.

    The Jesting Madness: Last EWNCW Tag Team Champions (6/3/12-5-5-12), first ever EWNCW Blacklist Champions (5-5-12/11-12)

    Also check TWE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Tenacious D(ave):
    Why don't you all just take a break and clear your head,
    Go take a peek at the IWA Roster Thread.
    There's a new wrestler in town, and I got class,
    Don't think about pissing me off cause I'll just kick your ass.
    So please I beg you, don't get your panty in a twist,
    Knowing you all, you'll just wanna raise your fist.
    Our time will come, and when it does it will be sweet,
    IWA I am finally here, and to this I will tweet!

    Tenacious D(ave)
    @Tenacious D(ave)

    Finally home.
    #NewestIWAstar
    #I-Don't-Start-Shit-I-Finish-It
    ???: Worse than P-Diddy at WrestleMania 29, and that was a Kane sized piece of shit.


     
    Join the Best e-fed, EWNCW!! Send a PM to Tommy Thunder, Kingstrem, TheJosephBanks, S.E.Zero, TTC or me filling the form you'll find in the Inferno Thread.

    Find all the EWNCW links here.

    The Jesting Madness: Last EWNCW Tag Team Champions (6/3/12-5-5-12), first ever EWNCW Blacklist Champions (5-5-12/11-12)

    Also check TWE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Tenacious D(ave):
    Why don't you all just take a break and clear your head,
    Go take a peek at the IWA Roster Thread.
    There's a new wrestler in town, and I got class,
    Don't think about pissing me off cause I'll just kick your ass.
    So please I beg you, don't get your panty in a twist,
    Knowing you all, you'll just wanna raise your fist.
    Our time will come, and when it does it will be sweet,
    IWA I am finally here, and to this I will tweet!

    Tenacious D(ave)
    @Tenacious D(ave)

    Finally home.
    #NewestIWAstar
    #I-Don't-Start-Shit-I-Finish-It
    OOC: The Vegas Kid isn't gonna like this.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind_Bastard View Post
    ???: Worse than P-Diddy at WrestleMania 29, and that was a Kane sized piece of shit.
    Tenacious D(ave): Hey, I'm not hiding in the closet, at least I made myself known. Unless you're hiding for a reason, thats all on your own. But don't get all mad, and by all means don't sit and pout. Why don't you just stop masturbating and come on out. Man to, well, closet man, we'll take this to the ring. And once I'm done with you closet man, then the fat lady can do her thing!!!
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    IWA: Tenacious D(ave) and Dave "The Gunner" Steele
    The Official Poster Creator for the IWA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Tenacious D(ave): Hey, I'm not hiding in the closet, at least I made myself known. Unless you're hiding for a reason, thats all on your own. But don't get all mad, and by all means don't sit and pout. Why don't you just stop masturbating and come on out. Man to, well, closet man, we'll take this to the ring. And once I'm done with you closet man, then the fat lady can do her thing!!!
    Ace Note: Hate to break it to you but we kinda already have a rhyming/rapping guy here. I'd hate to see you getting written off as a poser with those...funky fresh lyrics of yours so you might wanna come at us with something...fresh, yo. Ya heard me?

     

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