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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    I'm still waiting for the story!
    Just for you, Des.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    In the process of setting up, I get some guy walking up to me. He was chewing gum and speaking rather nonchalantly.

    Him: Alright, fella. What ya usin'?

    Me: Traktor S4 (it's the playout system).

    Him: Oh, you're a laptop DJ.

    Me: (standing up) Yeah...

    Him: I prefer Vinyl. Sounds better, y'know, bruh?

    Me: Oh, you're a DJ too?

    Him: Yeah, man. I was gonna do this gig tonight, but I said nah. Wanna be on this side for my mate, y'know?

    Me: I completely understand. Now fuck off.

    Him: What?

    Me: I'm here to entertain my clients and their guests. I'm not here to have a fucking DJ convention. You wanna talk about DJ'ing, take a leaflet and give me a call any time Monday to Friday and I will happily talk to you about lights, sound, mixes and even cable ties but for tonight, fuck off.

    Him: C'mon guy. I'm just trying to be nice.

    Me: You're not. You've come over here to judge me and my gear and I'm not in the fucking mood. And if you're a 'DJ' why are you in here? If you were in the business, you'd be working on a Saturday night. But you're not. Do you know why? You're not a DJ. You've got two turntable, a handfull of vinyl and a fucking bedroom. So, I refer you to my original thesis: fuck off.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    In the process of setting up, I get some guy walking up to me. He was chewing gum and speaking rather nonchalantly.

    Him: Alright, fella. What ya usin'?

    Me: Traktor S4 (it's the playout system).

    Him: Oh, you're a laptop DJ.

    Me: (standing up) Yeah...

    Him: I prefer Vinyl. Sounds better, y'know, bruh?

    Me: Oh, you're a DJ too?

    Him: Yeah, man. I was gonna do this gig tonight, but I said nah. Wanna be on this side for my mate, y'know?

    Me: I completely understand. Now fuck off.

    Him: What?

    Me: I'm here to entertain my clients and their guests. I'm not here to have a fucking DJ convention. You wanna talk about DJ'ing, take a leaflet and give me a call any time Monday to Friday and I will happily talk to you about lights, sound, mixes and even cable ties but for tonight, fuck off.

    Him: C'mon guy. I'm just trying to be nice.

    Me: You're not. You've come over here to judge me and my gear and I'm not in the fucking mood. And if you're a 'DJ' why are you in here? If you were in the business, you'd be working on a Saturday night. But you're not. Do you know why? You're not a DJ. You've got two turntable, a handfull of vinyl and a fucking bedroom. So, I refer you to my original thesis: fuck off.
    HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing. Ownage! Did you catch any heat for that?
    #BeJelly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing. Ownage! Did you catch any heat for that?
    He tried kicking off, but he just effed and jeffed before storming off.

    I just want it known that, majority of the time, I am a really nice guy with great customer service skills. I just don't suffer foools lightly, y'know? lol


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    The big revolution promo is in my hands now, however Vand may be sending me an update on that as he asked me to clear my inbox earlier, so I'll wait till I receive that before moving it along




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    In the process of setting up, I get some guy walking up to me. He was chewing gum and speaking rather nonchalantly.

    Him: Alright, fella. What ya usin'?

    Me: Traktor S4 (it's the playout system).

    Him: Oh, you're a laptop DJ.

    Me: (standing up) Yeah...

    Him: I prefer Vinyl. Sounds better, y'know, bruh?

    Me: Oh, you're a DJ too?

    Him: Yeah, man. I was gonna do this gig tonight, but I said nah. Wanna be on this side for my mate, y'know?

    Me: I completely understand. Now fuck off.

    Him: What?

    Me: I'm here to entertain my clients and their guests. I'm not here to have a fucking DJ convention. You wanna talk about DJ'ing, take a leaflet and give me a call any time Monday to Friday and I will happily talk to you about lights, sound, mixes and even cable ties but for tonight, fuck off.

    Him: C'mon guy. I'm just trying to be nice.

    Me: You're not. You've come over here to judge me and my gear and I'm not in the fucking mood. And if you're a 'DJ' why are you in here? If you were in the business, you'd be working on a Saturday night. But you're not. Do you know why? You're not a DJ. You've got two turntable, a handfull of vinyl and a fucking bedroom. So, I refer you to my original thesis: fuck off.
    Benny is BEAR!! Good job shag!

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  7. #16857
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Just for you, Des.
    I'm Des, he's Dennis, but I still wanted to see that story .

    I swear you told it before, but it's still class .
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    He tried kicking off, but he just effed and jeffed before storming off.

    I just want it known that, majority of the time, I am a really nice guy with great customer service skills. I just don't suffer foools lightly, y'know? lol
    Yea, I don't blame you. Sometimes when I have to deal with people (rarely) they will tell me how I'm suppose to do things and I kind of just tell them I do what I want... haha...
    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    I'm Des, he's Dennis, but I still wanted to see that story .

    I swear you told it before, but it's still class .
    I actually thought the same thing when he wrote that. I figured he was going for Den.
    #BeJelly


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    Promo received from previous participant, promo passed onto next participant. We have lift off.
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

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    I lied, it matters.




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    The first Smith/ Doom promo for Revoulution is in, from a few days ago. This should be very interesting.



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