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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Seahawk would still have him beat by a mile.
    Nah. I think that D-Boy guy would fit better in that division.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post


    Mr. Blood: Two things there Jackass. One, Neither one of the tag champs happens to be you, right? That was the work of those cocky lil fuckers you ride around with, wasn't it. Two, the only reason prissy boy and super beaner have those titles, is because Smokey decided to pull a fast one and keep us out of the hunt.

    Mr. Black: Just when I was starting to like him.


    Mr. Blood: New show. New Rules, and I for one was listening very fucking carefully to that list of issues the board had, and keeping the most Decorated Tag Team in professional wrestling down, that was on the fucking list. So let us make this real fucking simple, so even a jackass hoodrat like yourself can grasp it.

    Mr. Black: We're comin for you.

    Mr. Blood: And unlike ol doc creepy, those homos that like rollin around with that Arnold impersonator you got, or anyone else who was just sick and tired of you incessantly bitching like the queen of no one gives a damn castle, you can bet your sorry ass you ain't gonna get away from us.

    We know all about the shit you're trying to pull. Wanna talk group tactics? Gang warfare? That's just how the fuck we were brought up in the world. Watch real close what happens to those little pansy-assed internet nerds, because when Black Blooded comes for those titles, we're gonna take every fucking one of you sons of bitches out along the way. We do whatever it takes to get what we want.

    Mr. Black: Whatever it takes.

    Mr. Blood: You boys think you got a handle on shit so far? Wait until you face a real gang.
    And, as per, Asher outshines us all with his IC'ing.



    Just on the day when I decide to do a few lines of in-character work.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    And, as per, Asher outshines us all with his IC'ing.



    Just on the day when I decide to do a few lines of in-character work.
    You don't have to lie, I'll still email you dirty pictures


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    Benny, sent you and Van the promo, let me know if it's about what you were looking for.


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    The locker room is silent. And dark. A solitary light is on, and even it's luminescence is diminished. The faint light shines down upon a little black man, his long dreads hanging over his face, masking him in shadow.

    Except for his eyes.

    Two burning orbs that seem to bore into the floor. Two windows to a frightening vision within: an asylum in which a sole man sits, surrounded by padded walls, strapped into a straitjacket, howling and baying at whoever may be listening...

    "Nobody's listening! Nobody EVER listens to you! Tell them the truth and you're a liar! Show them the light and they hide in the shadows! Up is down and black is white and the unicorn is eating leprechauns for brunch! Can you hear me? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! I CAN HEAR YOU. I can hear you out there, wondering why they treat you this way! And I hear you ignoring me, jumping into a wrestling ring and pretending that you're such a hero! I hear you checking my room, making sure the locks are locked up all lock-like and shit, every day when you wake up and every night when you go to bed and every time you get angry! But I have all the answers! Like why they ignore you and pick on you and act such blind assholes... the answer? There is no why! THERE IS NO "WHY" IN MADNESS! BUT YOU KNOW THAT! You know that BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THAT FROM THE BEGINNING! Because I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! You need me! YOU NEED ME! Let me out! LetmeoutletmeoutletmeoutLET ME OUT!

    All the while, Sagittarius Blue sits, staring at the floor...

    Alone with the voice in his head.


    The Star Signs
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    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    Benny, sent you and Van the promo, let me know if it's about what you were looking for.
    Replied.

    And it's fooking epic. I do worry about you sometimes.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Replied.

    And it's fooking epic. I do worry about you sometimes.
    corrected and re-sent. about as obvious as I can get her to say it.

    You'd wonder more if you saw the stuff I delete because it's too extreme for the kids here.


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    corrected and re-sent. about as obvious as I can get her to say it.

    You'd wonder more if you saw the stuff I delete because it's too extreme for the kids here.
    Is that a fact? Personally, I'd like to see more of your "un-edited" work. This is Insane Wrestling Association, after all...


    The Star Signs
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    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    #WhereIsPiscesPink

    WWE Fed...
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    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    corrected and re-sent. about as obvious as I can get her to say it.

    You'd wonder more if you saw the stuff I delete because it's too extreme for the kids here.
    Absolutely spot on.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Is that a fact? Personally, I'd like to see more of your "un-edited" work. This is Insane Wrestling Association, after all...
    let me put it this way
    80% of the work I have done freelance was building websites for the fetish community. I have read some things and seen some pics and videos of actions that I didn't know took place prior to that, and I did not have what you could call a "Sheltered life"
    Also, my wife calls me daddy.


    Say my name and his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste they same.
     

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