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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    I was still reeling from the fact that you actually reviewed a show two weeks in a row.
    Wait! I reviewed a show two weeks in a row? What weird sorcery is this?

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rehmix View Post
    #EddieTheModestGenius
    Yes Yes I am.

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Budum-tsh!
    I'm surprised Smyth hasn't shown up to remind everybody who he beat at Destined For Immortality. AGAIN. He'll be like Jericho, 10 years time reminding everybody he beat the famous Kyojin way back at DFI I. Mark my words.

    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Can I get an amen?!
    AMEN BROTHER!

    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    The county jail is in an uproar. Almost all of the inmates are clamoring, trying to reach out through the bars of their cells as the guards escort a lone, small, long-haired black man down the way. Some inmates cheer respect at the little man for his recent exploits. Most of them hurl insults, swearing, spitting, and cursing the little man. Yelling that they will be the next one to fight him, and vowing that they will end him here. "Skinny little sumamabitch! Kill your ass!" "Ima break your neck, boy, and skullfuck your lifeless body!" "Think you a rockstar? That long hair o' yours good for one thing, bitch boy!"

    The guards escorting the little man do their best to continue on, but the natural enmity between badges and cons cannot be ignored. They shout back at the inmates to stay quiet and mind their fucking business... and maybe they'll get the next shot. After all, the money that has been coming in from this little "fight club" project has been surprisingly nice. The fighting has always been done, but it had never been as popular as it is now... with a genuine celebrity - hell, a bona fide wrestling star - in their midst. The only problem is that the inmates seem to have become a little more antsy. More... violent. More... bloodthirsty. If one looked at the situation, one would think that things could become volatile... and the jail would make for a dangerous powder keg of violence and hate.

    And at the center of it all... is the little man with long hair being escorted back to his cell. The guards take extra care to make sure he gets there in good condition, seeing as he is their prizefighter. Despite even them harboring some hate for him, as he is a successful somebody. And they're just prison guards. The little man, despite his scratches and cuts and bruises, is smiling. All of this reminds him of his days in the cage. The octagon. Being pitted against animals in human skin.

    Feels just like home.

    The little man smiles. Even as angry as he is. Even with the old familiar bloodlust stirring deep within... the same one that comes out from time to time when he's getting hurt in the ring. The bloodlust that he tries to hide, but will never go away. Even knowing the man responsible for him being in this place is free and clear, probably laughing about the whole thing. Wonder how much he'll be laughing when he's bleeding out in the streets...

    The little man giggles to himself. And just says...

    Sagittarius Blue: ... SOON.
    Kyojin: Soon? Shall I tell you what is coming soon Blue? I'm going to take this...Kyojin pulls out a steel chair...and I'm going to use it on everybody's favourite ECW reject Jman. He couldn't handle it in the big leagues, and now he's fighting with the very biggest. Jman's career is coming to an end Blue. Spread the word.



    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Superstar of the Year 2012 (Kyojin)
    User of the Year 2013
    Writer of Match of the Year 2013
    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (Hot Wasabi- with Torphy)
    eWN eFed Hall of Famer Class 2
    Final ICW World Champion (Kyojin)
    Current WWE Champion (Cody Rhodes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    I have a magician and a demon cyborg on this roster. I think bringing someone back from the dead would fit in nicely. lol
    Ano can perform a ritual to make him a zombie blankie. Then Kazam can make him a real blankie again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    I'm surprised Smyth hasn't shown up to remind everybody who he beat at Destined For Immortality. AGAIN. He'll be like Jericho, 10 years time reminding everybody he beat the famous Kyojin way back at DFI I. Mark my words.
    Mr. Smyth: The history books tell people for me. The history books also tell people that I have defended my title against more opponents than Yoko Ono. The history book will soon have me on the cover as the greatest asset of all time to this business.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE View Post
    Ano can perform a ritual to make him a zombie blankie. Then Kazam can make him a real blankie again.
    And if that doesn't bur the lines of kayfabe/reality, then I have no idea what will.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: The history books tell people for me. The history books also tell people that I have defended my title against more opponents than Yoko Ono. The history book will soon have me on the cover as the greatest asset of all time to this business.
    Van: You kinda of sound like Kyojin when he yaps on about beating me for that ICW title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: The history books tell people for me. The history books also tell people that I have defended my title against more opponents than Yoko Ono. The history book will soon have me on the cover as the greatest asset of all time to this business.
    Seahawk: BORING! BORING! BORING!

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Van: You kinda of sound like Kyojin when he yaps on about beating me for that ICW title.
    Mr. Smyth: You're right. What I should do is harp on about past conquests like I'm Nottingham Forest...or Van Hooligan X.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTC View Post
    Seahawk: BORING! BORING! BORING!
    Mr. Smyth: Hush, child. The men who drive the special bus will be here soon to take you back to the nursing home.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Hush, child. The men who drive the special bus will be here soon to take you back to the nursing home.
    Seahawk: But I don't wanna. I wanna kick your ass fool. Or should I say little, very little, man.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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