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    *Ano Doom watches everyone from behind a corner, very secretive like.*



    The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

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    D-Boy: What the bloody hell is going on around here!? We now care about thunder thighs!? Stinky pink, why don't you just go ahead and hide behind a very large tree somewhere.
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    Meanwhile, at the county jail...

    "All y'all inmates need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The guard raises his voice at all of the inmates, despite being smaller than most of them. In return, every inmate yells back in chorus...

    "No, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

    All the while, the little man with long black hair sits in his cell, not seeming to give a fuck about what the hell those meatheads are doing. He simply stares at the door to his cell. Until the guard comes up...

    Guard: So... Sagittarius Blue. Who woulda thought we'd get a celebrity up in here?! And who woulda thought you actually famous for fighting?

    Sagittarius Blue: Oh, don't let the looks fool you, Porky. It ain't the size of the dog in the fight... it's the size of the fight in the dog.

    Guard: Hm. Got a comedian over here... Porky, huh? Know what... I'd like to see what you think you can do. See, workout time is in a couple hours. And I'd like to see you "work out" with a partner I got for you. Guy in the cell across from you... *moves over so Blue can take a look... and he sees a man that stands no shorter than six foot four and is maybe at least two hundred and sixty pounds, with a scar on his face.* Dwight Mason. Repeat offender for disturbing the peace and barfighting. Personally, me and couple of the guards got a hundred each that says you get your neck broken by this man. Of course, it don't matter... 'cause no way a lil' primadonna like you gonna put it on the line and risk messing up that pretty hair of yours.

    Sagittarius Blue lets out a low, menacing chuckle...

    Sagittarius Blue: I hope you're not a betting man. Because that's a fight that Dwight won't want. And neither will you. I'm in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Juno: That is why she is upset, he is not here, she misses him...Think about her... I am nice

    *Juno goes over and sits beside Pink*

    Juno: Girl is there no way you can see him?
    Pisces Pink: ... No. Bad things happen when I'm around cops


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    D-Boy: What the bloody hell is going on around here!? We now care about thunder thighs!? Stinky pink, why don't you just go ahead and hide behind a very large tree somewhere.
    Pisces Pink: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU UNDER A VERY LARGE TREE SOMEWHERE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Pisces Pink: ... No. Bad things happen when I'm around cops
    Juno: Pink, what if I go with you and then you have some moral support...??


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Juno: Pink, what if I go with you and then you have some moral support...??
    Pisces Pink: But who's gonna protect the cops...


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Pisces Pink: ... No. Bad things happen when I'm around cops
    Van: Oh lord I know that feel. I was beating up this Bruins fan group to an inch of life itself and apparently I'm the 1 doing the crime...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Pisces Pink: I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU UNDER A VERY LARGE TREE SOMEWHERE.
    D-Boy: Yea, sorry thunder thighs I'm pretty sure I can out run you. Better luck next time, or you know... hit the treadmill.
    #BeJelly


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Pisces Pink: But who's gonna protect the cops...
    Juno: I can handle them to Pink..


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