I'm a DJ and do you know what I hate? Other fucking DJ's! Geniune conversation from tonight:
Dickhead: What's your playout system?
Me: Traktor S4.
DH: Oh, your a laptop DJ?
DH: Yeah, I use Vinyl. Sounds better, man!
Me; Oh, so you're a DJ too?
DH: Yeah, man. I was asked to work this wedding, but I didn't want to. Wanted to be on this side for my mate, y'know?
Me: Fuck off.
Me: You heard. Fuck off. I'm here to work. I've got a job to do and I'm here to keep my clients happy. I'm not here to have a DJ convention. You want to phone me durng office hours, take a leaflet and give me a call and we'll talk all day but right now, just fuck off.