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    Kyojin: Jman, you got lucky with your shot on Chaos. Wait until Last Resort. The clock is ticking down to the end of your career. Tick, tock, tick, tock.


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    Mr. Smyth: Smokey is the classic example of a bully: insecure, desperate, posses an inferiority complex and is stupid. HIs plan to put me in a handicap has it's flaws, but because he is so stupid, he has not spotted that flaw as of yet. Come Last Resort, he will, as will he two flavours of the month.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Smokey is the classic example of a bully: insecure, desperate, posses an inferiority complex and is stupid. HIs plan to put me in a handicap has it's flaws, but because he is so stupid, he has not spotted that flaw as of yet. Come Last Resort, he will, as will he two flavours of the month.
    Layman: TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

    Homie, you gotta know one thing. The 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time IWA favourite wrestler - by a poll conducted by LaymanIsAwesome.Net - is gonna do one thing at Last Resort, and that's take your beloved title. In dis buisness, there is no chance for you, when I got Saggy Blue Tit with me!

    Now. Can. You. Dig. That. SUCKA!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Layman: TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

    Homie, you gotta know one thing. The 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time IWA favourite wrestler - by a poll conducted by LaymanIsAwesome.Net - is gonna do one thing at Last Resort, and that's take your beloved title. In dis buisness, there is no chance for you, when I got Saggy Blue Tit with me!

    Now. Can. You. Dig. That. SUCKA!?
    Mr. Smyth: You fall at every hurdle thrown in your way, and you think you can change your fortunes now? You do not stand a chance against me, you half-witted troglodyte.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: You fall at every hurdle thrown in your way, and you think you can change your fortunes now? You do not stand a chance against me, you half-witted troglodyte.
    Layman: SOMEBODY BETTER CALL THE PO-LISSE! WHAT DA HELL MAN! You think I've fallen at Hurdles? Or did you raise the hurdles by 10 feet whenever I was about to clear them? You and ya mystery associate ain't got nothing on Saggy and Oscy. He's in ma fave five for a reason dawg, and you most certainly ain't! You cheat to get ahead, but when the King stands, you better kneel, raise your little finger, and accept the fate that we're better than you!

    More chance of a gal wanting to sleep with you than you beating us, but we know there ain't' no chance of that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Layman: SOMEBODY BETTER CALL THE PO-LISSE! WHAT DA HELL MAN! You think I've fallen at Hurdles? Or did you raise the hurdles by 10 feet whenever I was about to clear them? You and ya mystery associate ain't got nothing on Saggy and Oscy. He's in ma fave five for a reason dawg, and you most certainly ain't! You cheat to get ahead, but when the King stands, you better kneel, raise your little finger, and accept the fate that we're better than you!

    More chance of a gal wanting to sleep with you than you beating us, but we know there ain't' no chance of that!
    Mr. Smyth: This masked individual is nothing to do with me. If anything, I'd say he has an issue with one of you two awful examples of human beings. It's not a surprise really; it's not like there is anything good about you or your companion and don't give me the excuses of me "raising the hurdles." I am merely raising the bar of standards and if you are unable to meet or exceed that standard, then you do not deserve my Endurance championship.

    Get used to losing, Layman, as I have a feeling that being a winner will be far beyond your reach.


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    Right guys and gals

    I have had a blackout and it may not be the first or last during this terrible snow...
    So i am gonna get the match posted today so if you guys don't hear from me... well its down to my power being out

    Sad Fact: I am alone LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    Right guys and gals

    I have had a blackout and it may not be the first or last during this terrible snow...
    So i am gonna get the match posted today so if you guys don't hear from me... well its down to my power being out

    Sad Fact: I am alone LOL
    I'm alone too :'( (Weather is doing the same thing to my GF)

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    I'm alone too :'( (Weather is doing the same thing to my GF)
    You poor thing
    The phone networks are all up the left too


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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyPunk View Post
    You poor thing
    The phone networks are all up the left too
    :'(

    A sad panda is me.

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