The Booth of Truth*Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink are back in the Booth decked in casual gear - Sagittarius with his favorite blue shades on while enjoying a blueberry slushie, and Pisces with her pink shades on while enjoying a strawberry and chocolate sundae. The song "Head Bussa" by Lil Scrappy is playing.*
With Sagittarius Blue
And Pisces Pink
With Sagittarius Blue
And Pisces Pink
Sagittarius Blue: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to another edition of the Booth of Truth - your weekly dose of realness for those of you who feel this, and a reason for the haters to curse our names later! I am your host, Sagittarius Blue, The Classic City Saint, The Unconventional One -
Pisces Pink: And I'm your co-host, Pisces Pink, Miss Babygirl Bigg, aka Miss Head Bitch In Charge -
Sagittarius Blue: And we just came from the ice cream shop *holds up his slushie* because we need to stay cool up in here 'cuz the Booth is always on fire! But you already knew that, folks - so let's get to it and rap about what went down on this past Chaos...
Pisces Pink: Ay babe, turn that shit up!
Sagittarius Blue: What?
Pisces Pink: Lil Scrappy! He my ninja!
Sagittarius Blue: Sweetie, we're trying to -
Pisces Pink: TURN MY SHIT UP.
*Sagittarius meekly raises the volume just a bit. Pisces goes back to sugar sweet mode now that "Head Bussa" is playing louder. She's really jamming out.*
Sagittarius Blue: Anyway, so the first thing we're gonna crack into - the Blackout Championship. So we got a new title belt in IWA - which is great, gives me another strap to set my sights on, fine and good... but I mean, Smokes, I gotta ask... where did the idea for that come from? Did you come up with that from all the times somebody kept cutting the lights over the last few weeks?
Pisces Pink: Know what I think?
Sagittarius Blue: What's that, Pisces?
Pisces Pink: They bein' racist.
*The music halts with a sound effect like the record being stopped. Sagittarius looks over at Pisces like...
Pisces Pink: Look at it. Black. Out. Muhfuckas tryna be slick. Need to get some Affirmative Action on that shit, boo-boo!
Sagittarius Blue: Pisces, sweetie... stop trying to get us cancelled.
Pisces Pink: What?
Sagittarius Blue: Anyway, another subject on the table - Brock Edwards. Oh, I know, he's going by... what the fuck is it now? No, seriously, what the fuck is it now?
Pisces Pink: Don't look at me, I wasn't paying attention to that part...
Sagittarius Blue: Me neither - all I was thinking about was "Hey, I kicked that shmuck in his shit a few weeks ago!" All I really know now is Brock killed himself and is now a zombie with no sense of self shuffling around and waiting to be buried... again.
Pisces Pink: Well, boo, I got an issue to get off my chest... I'm STILL not on Chaos! Man that's some BULLSHIT. And meanwhile, you got Vivica parading around - still parading around with the Vanity belt, still eating crazy pills like fucking candy, still getting double teamed by Black Blooded till she's bloody and black - and I don't get any TV time! *slams the desk* MAN FUCK DAT SHIT BRUH! Whoever runnin dat show need to recognize RIGHT THE FUCK NOW that I'm as real as it gets - let me in there at Vivica and Ima WAKE DAT BITCH THE FUCK UP, GUARANTEED!
Sagittarius Blue: You know what, I agree. Said it last time, I'll say it again - Vivica...
Sagittarius Blue: And talk about ass beatings... though this one was entirely unwarranted... what the fuck is up, Kyojin?!? You fucking destroyed Jman!!! I understand, you're upset, you lost your title to Smyth (we'll get to that cuntsack in a minute) and you take it out on J? I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?
Sagittarius Blue: Or an even better question for you, Kyo - were you planning this? I mean, I wrestled you before. I saw into your eyes, man... you are better than this. Or should be... I think you're just using this little bullshit reason of yours as a cover for your stupid little "heel turn" so you can be a bastard. I mean, it makes sense - you're good at damn near everything... so why not be good at being bad, huh? Get the fuck over it. Everybody loses at some point. Just calm down, change your tampon, talk to your gynecologist and GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
Sagittarius Blue: Matter of fact *takes a sip of his slushie* I'd like to take this moment to address another person who needs to straighten their bra... SMYTH! What the fucking hell, yo? Are you asking for a beating or what? You fucking cost me the match in the qualifier for number one contender to the Endurance Championship! And for what? For waking your frail ass up? Bitch, if you got mad about that little slap I gave you to wake up, I should've slapped you the way you really fucking deserve it -
Sagittarius Blue *pointing at the camera*: Smyth, I will raise my hand unto you and strike you in your English face with the fury of a thousand storms at their zenith. The handprint I leave on you will be a thing of legend. Keep playing games with me, Smyth -
Pisces Pink: Baby, STOP! *grabs Sagittarius to stop him from going beserk and destroying the camera*
Sagittarius Blue: I'M COOL. Man, cut the camera. I'm fucking done, man... End segment. Sagittarius out.
Pisces Pink *looking into the camera*: And Vivi, boo-boo... remember - fucking your uncle and daddy is incest. TRAMPY ASS BITCH. Pisces out.
*The video ends with Sagittarius and Pisces getting up and walking out of the booth in a huff.*