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    Quote Originally Posted by Rehmix View Post
    This is good news, sorry my part took so long.
    Totally fine bro. I can see why it took so long. Pretty damn awesome.

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    You fucking legend.
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    Brock: Trolololol.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    ​A group of masked men storm the corporate headquarters of IWA. A total of six burst through the front doors using a small amount of explosives, blowing said doors of it's hinges and knocking out a passing guard in the process. The men shoot tranquiliser darts at the remaining members of security before making there way to the top floor where the office of the CEO of IWA Inc. resides. When they get up there, the kick the door open to see Smokey sitting in his chair, cock in hand, watching albino bbw midget porn on his 74inch flatscreen HD TV.

    In disgust, one of the men destroys the television set while the remaining five get to work on restraining Smokey. With his legs and arms tied and mouth gagged, they set about installing the TV equipment they find in a cupboard down the hallway. When all is set up, they make a video to be sent out to a man known simply as BearKG88:

    ???: This is a message for the attention of the true superpower of Insane Championship Wrestling. We have taken your corportae building by storm, taken out your pityful members of sercurity and are currently holding your perverted CEO hostage. Your building and CEO will be returned to you once you meet our demands:

    1) All members of IWA will be invited to your wedding. Not only that, they will be flown at your expense to the venue and put up in a four star hotel.

    2) You will hire BennyTheBall to provide you with your wedding entertainment. You will fly him first class from the United Kingdom, put him up in a five star hotel that must be at least 3 miles away from the other members of IWA, as he may not want to mingle with the rif raf. On the flight home, it must be business class. Furthermore, the cost of hiring BennyTheBall will be set at $5,000.

    3) Your wife to be must register with a forum on eWN so that you may be antagonised about your upcoming nuptials, as well as various other topics by the members of said forum.

    4) Any further children you bear (pun intended) must be named after characters from Disney, starting with Huey, Louie and Duwey. Any further children named thereafter will be of your choosen Disney character, subject to the approval of the eWN forum members. Your wife to be has no say in this.

    Once these demands have been met, your building and CEO will be returned to you immediately. Your televeision equipment, however, will not. We quite like it, so we're keeping it. Don't think that's fair? Well fuck you!

    The screen fades to black, before quickly coming back to life again.

    ???: Oh, you have 24 hours to comply with these demands. Ok? Good.

    Again, the camera fades to black.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Van: I remember a time when talking in 3rd person wasn't done by all the cool kids.
    Juno: I am not a cool kid


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    2013: Women's Wrestler of the Year,Juno Mercury (IWA)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    ​A group of masked men storm the corporate headquarters of IWA. A total of six burst through the front doors using a small amount of explosives, blowing said doors of it's hinges and knocking out a passing guard in the process. The men shoot tranquiliser darts at the remaining members of security before making there way to the top floor where the office of the CEO of IWA Inc. resides. When they get up there, the kick the door open to see Smokey sitting in his chair, cock in hand, watching albino bbw midget porn on his 74inch flatscreen HD TV.

    In disgust, one of the men destroys the television set while the remaining five get to work on restraining Smokey. With his legs and arms tied and mouth gagged, they set about installing the TV equipment they find in a cupboard down the hallway. When all is set up, they make a video to be sent out to a man known simply as BearKG88:

    ???: This is a message for the attention of the true superpower of Insane Championship Wrestling. We have taken your corportae building by storm, taken out your pityful members of sercurity and are currently holding your perverted CEO hostage. Your building and CEO will be returned to you once you meet our demands:

    1) All members of IWA will be invited to your wedding. Not only that, they will be flown at your expense to the venue and put up in a four star hotel.

    2) You will hire BennyTheBall to provide you with your wedding entertainment. You will fly him first class from the United Kingdom, put him up in a five star hotel that must be at least 3 miles away from the other members of IWA, as he may not want to mingle with the rif raf. On the flight home, it must be business class. Furthermore, the cost of hiring BennyTheBall will be set at $5,000.

    3) Your wife to be must register with a forum on eWN so that you may be antagonised about your upcoming nuptials, as well as various other topics by the members of said forum.

    4) Any further children you bear (pun intended) must be named after characters from Disney, starting with Huey, Louie and Duwey. Any further children named thereafter will be of your choosen Disney character, subject to the approval of the eWN forum members. Your wife to be has no say in this.

    Once these demands have been met, your building and CEO will be returned to you immediately. Your televeision equipment, however, will not. We quite like it, so we're keeping it. Don't think that's fair? Well fuck you!

    The screen fades to black, before quickly coming back to life again.

    ???: Oh, you have 24 hours to comply with these demands. Ok? Good.

    Again, the camera fades to black.
    ICW? This ain't no ICW!


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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    ICW? This ain't no ICW!
    ..What...?


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    ..What...?
    ???: This is a message for the attention of the true superpower of Insane Championship Wrestling.


    Kyojin

    Final ICW World Champion

    eWN eFed Superstar of the Year 2012

    ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year 2012

    Final HWA Adrenaline Champion

    Final EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion

    Former EWNCW Tag Team Champion (as part of Hot Wasabi)

    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (as part of Hot Wasabi)

    Former 2x IWA Endurance Champion

    Former 2x ICW Insanity Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    ???: This is a message for the attention of the true superpower of Insane Championship Wrestling.
    *hangs head in shame*

    *slopes off into a dark corner*


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    *Ace Note heads down to Smokey's office. As he turns a corner, he's shocked to see all the laid out security guards.*

    Ace Note: Heh. So this is what he does in his spare time. Welp, I'm outta here. By the sounds of the moaning behind the door, these poor chaps didn't satiate him.

    *Note dashes away.*


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    *hangs head in shame*

    *slopes off into a dark corner*
    Hey! Screw you, this my corner.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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