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    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    First of all, you have to pass the initiation:

    You need to travel to Tokyo, and meet a man called Derrick. This man will then take you to a local dojo, which is the only place you'll be allowed to be at for the next 6 weeks. Then, you need to run to the coast, through a minimum of 4 countries. Then, you need to swim to America, where Kyle will meet you. You will then need to crawl under a barbed wire fence, before arriving in New Jersey. Next, you need to streak during the main event, before being taken to jail. After spending the night, you need to put on a superman suit, and fly to the U.K., where you'll need to be approved by Torphy. Then you need to drive the batmobile to America, where Bear will officially welcome you to IWA, with the job title of "jobber"

    All for a cost of $900 *travel, food, and hospitality not included*!
    That right there is the worst part.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    That right there is the worst part.
    I'll say. TTC lives there.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    I'll say. TTC lives there.
    And suddenly, all of life's mysteries become clear.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    And suddenly, all of life's mysteries become clear.
    Except the mystery of your missing milk apparently.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    I'll say. TTC lives there.
    Gotta get my tan on!

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    And by the way....

     

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    I stole it.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Except the mystery of your missing milk apparently.
    I'll admit it - it did take me a couple of seconds to catch on there.

    *hangs head in shame*


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    I stole it.
    I'm waiting for the real post that counts.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTC View Post
    I'm waiting for the real post that counts.
    It's alright. Bitter pills suck, don;t they?

     

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