BREAKING NEWS ABOUT DESTINED FOR IMMORTALITY:
The show has been cancelled, but the IWA Board of Directors have released the following planned results:
Hornswoggle debuted, and completely destroyed all of the competitors set for action tonight. Due to these attacks, Hornswoggle has been awarded with the Vanity, Endurance, Tag Team, and World championship. Hornswoggle was also awarded the Money in the Bank briefcase for the Endurance championship, which he then cashed in on himself, and then slapped the referee, making him lose by disqualification, but under championship match rules, Hornswoggle retained the Endurance championship ... Against himself.
The following Chaos will be named "Chaos: The Night of Hornswoggle" rumors are that the new multi-champion will take over the IWA, and fire every single IWA superstar on the roster, including Smokey himself.
More as we have it ...
- IWA Board of Directors