-Every Good Magician needs a good assistant, they can come in very handy when you want someone cut in half with a saw. Ali Kazam is not a good Magician. He is a master Magician and requires the best assistant available. However, this is IWA and Ali Kazam knows everyone here is completely useless. That is why I am offering the people of IWA a chance to become useful. A chance to become meaningful. A chance to do something worthwhile. A chance to do things for the most entertaining man Alive. Ali Kazam is offering a position as his personal slave... I mean apprentice. This highly sought after position is a privileged one and only the best of the best will be considered.
-The successful applicant must have some experience with Pain and Agony.
-They must be willing to undergo any task put before them by Ali Kazam
-They must love spending time with lots of woman. Ali Kazam will require the successful applicant to keep his one-night stands from trying to out stay their welcome.
- They must never tire of fetching water by pail.
- They must not enchant brooms to do their work
-They mustn't use magic in which they are not fully trained yet.
- They must not split enchanted brooms in two with an axe.
-They Shall recite the poem of Goethe
-They shall not be as boring as Israel Pamich.
-They shall not be as arrogant as Brock Edwards.
-They shall not be as talentless and fraudulent as Oscar Laymen.
-They shall not be KJ Punk, because I hate that guy (OOC:Just kidding. I love KJ)
-Oh and the only thing that really matters, is that they do exactly what they are told.
This position is not a paid position as being in my presence is reward enough for any job. Faces need not apply. Your applications will be shredded along with your balls. Anyone interested in this position can go fuck themselves because if you need to apply for the job, you're not worthy of the Job. If you are worthy of this position. I will find you. Yes, Israel, I did just make you waste your time reading this. YOU ARE NOT FIT FOR THIS POSITION!