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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Sagittarius Blue: Shaz. I have been wanting to get my hands on you for a while now. I've been waiting for a reason to stick my foot down your throat. And now I have it. Insulting me is one thing... Insulting Pisces is far worse. So help me God: I ever get you in the ring, you will be leaving on a stretcher. Under a sheet. ​

    ????: You are going to learn not to run your mouth
     

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    Frankie Fletcher is shown being fitted for a new custom suit by his tailor as his cell phone rings

    Fletcher: Talk to me.

    Caller: Frankie, what's up?

    Fletcher: Getting fitted for a new suit. What's up with you?

    Caller: Oh you're getting a suit? I thought you & your partner would be game-planning for your match.

    Fletcher: Huh? Partner? Match?

    Caller: You have you heard about your big 3-way tag match coming up this week on Chaos haven't you?

    Fletcher: MY tag team match??

    Caller: Yea, you & AJ Dixon teaming up agai...

    Fletcher: Wait! Me & Dixon teaming up? You've got to be freaking kidding me! First off, AJ Dixon is a blubbering wannabe thug whom I detest & second I'm not a tag team wrestler. Where'd you get this information?

    Caller: It was posted on IWA's website. It's free to public access.

    Fletcher: Website? Public access? Don't I have a clause in my contract that says I must be informed of all my matches before anyone else?

    Caller: Well yea.

    Fletcher: So get off of here & call that wacko Smokey or whoever you need to call & let them know that they better change their way of doing business with me.

    Caller: I think it's standard protocol Frankie.

    Fletcher: Standard protocol? I'm no standard man Brady! You let the "IWA authorities" know that if these shady dealings don't come to an end they're gonna be missing out on the best thing to ever happen to professional wrestling! I don't need IWA, IWA needs me! Understand?

    Brady: Yes sir.

    Fletcher: You better. I'm not one of your other BS clients, I'm the Old School Outlaw. I'm "Fantastic" Frankie Fletcher!

    Fletcher hangs up abruptly & throws the iPhone across the room shattering it.

    Fletcher (to the camera man): Remind me to get a new phone Steven
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    As most of you know, I have been very busy with school work, writing shows, and working on promoting my Youtube channel! The first two things usually get done first, so that leaves me with shamelessly advertising my channel! If you like gameplay commentating, my channel is the one for you! Go check it out if you wish, like and favorite videos you enjoy and subscribe to see more

    http://www.youtube.com/user/VandariusGaming


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    EWNCW:
    Van Darius

    TWE/RTE:

    Van Darius:
    *TWE/RTE Champion (9/23/12 - 2/14/14)(Promoted to EWNCW)

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - 8/4/13)

    WWE:
    * Sheamus (US Champion 1/20/13 - )
    * Rob Van Dam

    Dream Team Invitational:
    *The Vandals (w/ Van Hooligan X)


     

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Kyojin: I'm going to win that Endurance Championship to do the exact same thing I did in the World Championship tournament- keep it away from you.
    Mr. Smyth: I will have that title, and when I want something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant - you can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: I will have that title, and when I want something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant - you can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.
    Adonis: Now hold up one second here... I'm pretty sure i've heard this joke before.. didn't that dumbass get fired? Damn Mr Smyth.. it's been nice workin' with ya dawg, unemployment's gonna be a bitch fo' you..
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: I will have that title, and when I want something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant - you can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.
    Kyojin: Real original Smyth. Real original.



    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Superstar of the Year 2012 (Kyojin)
    User of the Year 2013
    Writer of Match of the Year 2013
    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (Hot Wasabi- with Torphy)
    eWN eFed Hall of Famer Class 2
    Final ICW World Champion (Kyojin)
    Current WWE Champion (Cody Rhodes)

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    At the Hospital.....

    Nurse: Mr. Smith, the doctor has good news and bad news for you.

    Jackson: Alright Dr. Stan, lay it on me, good news first.

    Dr. Stan: Well the good news is that you are cleared to leave tomorrow.

    Jackson: About damn time! What's the bad news?

    Dr. Stan looks over at the nurse with uneasiness

    Jackson: Well spit it out damn it!

    Dr. Stan: Ummmmm.....well you see, you have to pay for your hospital bill.

    Jackson: What the fuck!!? IWA is supposed to pay for this!

    Dr.Stan: You see, Smokey decided against it because you were attacked outside of the arena and therefore not liable for you getting hurt.

    Jackson: Well I be damn! That son of a bitch! Were is Smokey at now!?

    Dr. Stan: He is in a hospital as well

    Jackson expression changes from anger to happiness


    Jackson: Oh! Well that sucks for him!! How much is the bill?

    The Nurse hands Jackson the bill and then leaves in a hurry

    Jackson: $10,000!!!!!????

    E-fed: Jackson "The Boss" Smith- IWA & former ICW superstar
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    Devon "Just Damn Good" Jones

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    So nobody appreciates a good Family Guy reference? Bollocks to you all.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    I'm heeeere!!
    Long ass day- test first thing in the morning until lunch, English (my worst subject) right after lunch, and now here I am.


     
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    Ring Wars Carolina Achievements:
    2-time RWC No Limitz Champion (1 April 2012 - 8 September 2012; 2 November 2013 - 23 November 2013) [181 total days]
    1-time RWC Heavyweight Champion (11 May 2013 - 20 July 2013) [70 Days]


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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Kyojin: Real original Smyth. Real original.
    Mr. Smyth: You're right. Maybe I should be like you and repeatedly say "This title is going to be mine. No one else can beat me. I have a boo boo on my head."


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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