Monday Night Raw! February 18th, 2013
JR: Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Monday Night Raw! I'm Jim Ross and I am alongside Hall Of Famer and my good friend Jerry Lawler, and what a night in store we have for you
King: That's 100% correct, JR and I cant wait, I'm so excited! Brock Lesnar is here, woohoo!
JR: Yes he is, but we have so many questions that we need the answers to, and here to give them is Triple H!
*TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!*
The crowd pops big for Hunter as he makes his way to the ring, high fiving the crowd
King: This guy acted like an idiot last night, why did he have to interuppt our next huge talent Xavier Woods from giving that Foley a well deserved beat down, huh?
JR: What?! Foley deserved none of that beatdown from that kid. Hunter was just helping his friend out from serius injury!
King: Yeah, OK then.....
HHH: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw! As you are well aware, I'm out here to answer a few questions you may have from last nights PPV,No Way Out. Firstly, about Xavier Woods. He has been punished for his disgusting actions towards Mick Foley, and has been banned from Raw this week!
*The Crowd pop big for this*
HHH: However, on a dark note, last night was definetley Mick Foleys last time in the public eye for a considerable amount of time. After all e went through, he has suffered a fractured arm, cheekbone and sever bleeding from the head. He will thus be out for a long time, and for now, I will be the Interim Raw GM. We wish Mick a speedy Recovery. Now onto last nights Main Event, CM Punk was attacked by a mystery man who cost him the match. However, Punk will not get his rematch, as Rock was also attacked and he won. We are however, looking into who is the mystery man and what his beef with Punk is. But, on a brighter not, Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you have a lovely evening and enj......
HHH is interuppted by a man jumping the barricade and attacking him from behind. It becomes apparent his attacker is Xavier Woods! He continues the beatdown, until security runs to the ring, when Woods scarpers. He gets to the exit, before pointing at the huge WM 29 sign and shouting, 'ME AND YOU HUNTER!!!' The screen fades to a commercial with HHH looking up furiously at Woods.
We return to see JTG in the ring, ready for action against a surprise opponent. His face drops when the music of Brodus Clay hits. Clay is furious and enters the ring, lusting for blood
Match 1: JTG vs. Brodus Clay
Finish: Brodus squashes JTG and ends it with a Worlds Strongest Slam.
Brodus gets on the mic
Clay: I am not done yet! I will keep dominating until I can no longer stand, I will not rest until I have obliterated every single member of the WWE Roster, past and present. The End is Nigh!
The crowd gives a mixed reaction for him as he storms out of the ring, furious.
We go backstage where we see HHH on his cell, demanding that the masked man be brught to him before the night is gone. He is interuppted when a staff member knocks on the door and claims that the mystery man is here and wants to talk. HHH stares wide eyed, as he can only say 'It's you!' to the mystery man.
Match 2: Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston
Finish: Brock is all over Kofi, hitting him with Big Moves, and tossing him about the ring like a rag doll! As Kofi gets three right hands in, Brock smashes him with his forearm, knocking him down. He picks him up by the hair and hits an emphatic F5 for the win!
Winner: Lesnar by pinfall
Heyman, who accompanyed Brock gets on the mic and states that April 7th is the day the WWE changes forever! For April 7 is the date Brock Lesnar becomes WWE Champion, and none will ever beat Brock for that Title... ever! Not Cena, not Punk, not Rock! Beacause Brock Lesnar is an unstoppable force, and he cannot will not be stopped by anyone in his quest for dominance. Brock gets on the mic and warns The Rock to watch his back. Tonight and Last Night, we have witnessed the brute strengh of Brock Lesnar! He is the most valuable asset the WWE has, and once he wins the WWE Title, he will be invaluable. He claims that he will become the best WWE Superstar eve....
IF YA SAMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!
The Rock comes sprinting out and isnt hear to talk smack as he engages Brock in a huge brawl. Both men go back and forth until they are battered and bloodied, and seperated by security guards. Brock tells Rock to Bring It and that he wont back down. April 7, he mouths. Heyman looks appalled!
We come back to see Otunga in the ring, looking pissed. He says that this compant is a joke. He says that after defending his title 24 hours earlier against not 1, not 2 , but THREE men at the one time, he is forced to defend again against a 7 foot, 300 pound monster. He says he refuses to fight and goes to leave the ring. Before he can though, fire erupts from the ring and the crowd pop for Kane, who runs down to cut off Otunga. There is no escape and the bell is rung
Match 3: US Title- David Otunga (c) vs Kane
Finish: after trying to escape numerous times before getting caught and dragged back into the ring, Otunga escapes again. This time, Kane is fed up, and hits Otunga with a HUGE Chokeslam onto the concrete. The champ is out, but now it is a race against the clock. Kane, dragging the deadweight of Otunga, just cant make it and he pounds the ground in frustration. Otunga tries to crawl away, but Kane catches him, hitting another thunderous chokeslam!
Result: Double Countout
Kane storms away as Otunga is out cold!
We go backstage to see John Cena preparing to come out to the stage to address last night.
Cena arrives out to a huge mixed reaction. He winks at the camera and sprints to the ring, and gets in, saluting the crowd. He gets on the mic and says WOW! what a crowd tonight! He says that last night, he got his revenge on Goatface Bryan, by proving he is the better man by making him tap! He tells the crowd that he beat ole D-Bry sooo bad, he ran off to SmackDown, crying like a little girl! But, he says, no worries, Wrestlemania is less than 6 weeks away and he has no opponent. But he has plenty of time to sort that out, right! So intead of a WM challenge, he extends an open invitation to the back, who wants to face John Cena, right now?! We have a long pause and then.........Curt Hawkins appears out. He says that this is his moment, his oppurtunity to defeat Cena. HE says he's fresh. cena interjects saying thats cause you aint ever on TV son! Curt is furious and sprints into the ring, and the bell is rung
Match 4: John Cena vs. Curt Hawkins
Finish: The bell rings and Curt charges at Cena. Cena lifts him up and gives him an Attitude Adjustment! 1! 2! 3! Its over after 7 seconds!
Results: Cena via Pinfall
Cena laughs, and throws his shirt into the crowd, and kicks Curt out of the ring. He continues to joke around when.... DONG!!!!!!!!
The arena goes black for five seconds, the crowd are screaming, shocked at what is going on, it cant be?! The lights are on and the crowd go wild as Cena is flat out on the mat and Undertaker stands in front of him! He points to the WM 29 sign and does his signature slit-throat taunt as the crowd go nuts for him!
We head backstage where CM Punk stands with Josh Matthews, who asks him about last night. Punk says that Last Night is done! LAst ngith was a joke this whole title match was a joke! HHH wont give him a rematch, fine, give Punk what he wants, a shot at this masked SOB! HHH comes into shot and tells Punk that, OK, you will get your reward! Go out to the ring now, and wait for WWE's Newest signing to arrive! Punk says he'll be there, just make sure the scumbag is too!
Match 5:Seth Rollins vs Tyler Reks
Finish: Seth dominates and continues his impressive form by getting the victory here
Winner: Rollins by pinfall