I used to quite like Jeff Hardy. But not anymore. Let me share with you why.
You see, Jeff Hardy is all smoke and mirrors. The truth is he actually has less wrestling ability than Hulk Hogan or John Cena. His flashy style sure has slowed down a lot over the years and what we are left with now is pretty pathetic and mundane. He's trying to fool everyone with about 3 "high-flying/extreme" moves, interspersed with some pretty crappy offense and a hell of a lot of getting beat up. Sorry, but that's not good to watch and correct me if I'm wrong but wrestling is nothing if not a spectator sport.
Seriously, the guy wouldn't know mat wrestling if it jumped up and bit him.
And as the years go by, and good old Jeff Nero Hardy starts to slow down even more and become able to take bumps less and less, ahem...excuse me, but what will he be left with? What will become of him then? I'll tell ya - being Matt Hardy's 'lesser' brother.
And if that's not a reason to slit your wrists and sit in a warm bath, I don't know what is.