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    Dog the Bounty Hunter and his big-titted wife are going after War Machine

    Hahahahahaha. Jeez o' flip.

    http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/8/13/5997943/dog-the-bounty-hunter-now-trying-to-track-down-war-machine

    Quote Originally Posted by MMA Fighting Newswire
    Reality TV star Duane 'Dog' Chapman, who starred on the "Dog the Bounty Hunter" television show, is officially on the hunt for War Machine, who has been on the run since early Friday morning after allegedly assaulting his girlfriend, adult entertainer Christy Mack, and an unknown person.

    Chapman gave Machine (formerly Jon Koppenhaver) a 24-hour deadline to turn himself in, but after the former Bellator fighter decided not to, 'Dog' is trying to bring him to justice with his cameras in tow for his new series "Dog and Beth: On the Hunt."

    Chapman told MMA Mania on Tuesday why he decided to get involved in the search for War Machine.

    "I have friends in the MMA world, so you know how that goes. If it's something that happens in your domain or area of expertise then you know what's going on. We heard about it right away. And there was a couple of people who requested that we get involved so, that's what I do for a living. That's how we actually first found out about it. It took awhile for the seven warrants, or whatever it is, to be on paper and be issued. I can't pull the trigger until [those] are out there. Once everything was entered into the system, we could do our thing."

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    arrest warrants are for one count battery resulting in substantial bodily harm, one count battery by strangulation, two counts battery with substantial bodily harm, one count open and gross lewdness, one count assault with deadly weapon, and one count coercion/threat with force.

    According to a statement made by Mack on Monday, Machine allegedly broke into her house in the early hours Friday, August 8, assaulted an unnamed victim, then viciously beat Mack, resulting in a litany of injuries that included 18 broken bones, several missing or broken teeth, and a ruptured liver.
    What a strange fucking world we live in.

    Also, here's some photos of War Machine's handiwork:



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    This piece of shit War Machine needs to be taken down with EXTREME PREJUDICE. Just not sure if Dog is the man to do it lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Hahahahahaha. Jeez o' flip.

    http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/8/13/5997943/dog-the-bounty-hunter-now-trying-to-track-down-war-machine



    What a strange fucking world we live in.

    Also, here's some photos of War Machine's handiwork:

    How mean war machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robstar View Post
    This piece of shit War Machine needs to be taken down with EXTREME PREJUDICE. Just not sure if Dog is the man to do it lol
    Dog seems pretty confident.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dog the Bounty Hunter
    For 31 years, I’ve used non-lethal weapons. My weapons will drop a rhinoceros. Brother, I can not believe the new stuff they got going on, I’m telling you. I used it the other day and I was like, “Oh my God!” And this guy was huge, more than 300 pounds. So, you don’t have to kill them. Over the years — after 6,500, 7,000 arrests — you realized you don’t need to use deadly force. We’ve gone up against guns, but it’s about who is quickest on the draw. If you have a firearm, and he outdraws you, you’re shot. It’s all about being smart. If you have a non-lethal weapon, and you’re quicker on the draw than him, he’s going down. We won’t kill him, but at the same time, you won’t see Dog Chapman versus the “War Machine” because I’m not stupid — he’d probably break my nose. But, you may see him eat Dog Chapman’s taser
    Unfortunately, so does War Machine.

    Quote Originally Posted by random War Machine tweet from 4 years ago
    If Dog the Bounty Hunter came to get me I'd beat his ass!
    Yep. This is going to end well.

    *has popcorn on standby*


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    Go, Dog, go!

    Taser that mutha fucka in his limp dick until his balls burst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kashdinero View Post
    Go, Dog, go!

    Taser that mutha fucka in his limp dick until his balls burst.
    Well...

    Quote Originally Posted by Christy Mack (the victim)
    At about 2 a.m. Friday morning, Jon Koppenhaver arrived unannounced to my home in Las Vegas, NV. After he broke up with me in May, he moved out of my house and back to San Diego. When he arrived, he found myself and one other fully clothed and unarmed in the house. Without a single word spoken, he began beating my friend; once he was finished, he sent my friend away and turned his attention to me. He made me undress and shower in front of him then dragged me out and beat my face. I have no recollection of how many times i was hit. I just know the injuries that resulted from my beating. My injuries include 18 broken bones around my eyes, my nose is broken in 2 places. I am missing teeth and several more are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speech is slurred from my swelling and lack of teeth. I have a fractured rib and severely ruptured liver from a kick to my side. My leg is so badly injured, I have not been able to walk on my own. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got from my kitchen. He pushed the knife into me in some areas including my hand, ear and head. He also sawed much of my hair off with his dull knife.

    After some time, the knife broke off of the handle and continued to threaten me with the blade. I believed I was going to die. He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly. He took my phone and cancelled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one would worry about my whereabouts. He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he couldn't get hard. After another hit or two, he left me on the floor bleeding and shaking, holding my side from the pain of my rib. He left the room and went to the kitchen where I could hear him ruffling through my drawers. Assuming he was finding a sharper, more stable knife to end my life, I ran out the back door, shutting it behind me so the dogs did not run inside to tip him off. I hopped the fence to the gold course behind my house and ran into a neighboring house. naked and afraid he would catch me, I kept running through the neighborhood running through the doors. Finally, one answered and I was brought to the hospital and treated for my injuries.

    I would like to thank everyone for their support through this rough time. I am healing fast and well, and I appreciate a lot of the prayers and visits I have received over the past few days. After many months of fear and pressure to keep this man happy, although I fear for my life, I feel that I can no longer put myself in this situation. The cheating by him nearly everyday, and almost weekly abuse, is now more than I can stand. There is a $10k reward for the capture of Jonathan Koppenhaver at this time. Please report any information to your local police.

    Thank you.
    ...at least he didn't get his name legally changed to Sex Machine. So there's that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Androo View Post
    People with stupid names are crazy.
    I've got my fingers crossed that cyber-mogul Kim Dotcom can somehow find a way to figure into this ridiculousness.

    Also, it's sort of a shame that sex offending legend Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens isn't still around to make a cameo of sorts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Well...



    ...at least he didn't get his name legally changed to Sex Machine. So there's that.

    That was totally where the limp dick comment was aimed at... His limp dick. Dispicable failure of a man.

    Dude totally has hell on heels, though. Dog's wife is gonna rip his testes off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Ape View Post
    Well......at least he didn't get his name legally changed to Sex Machine. So there's that.
    Besides all of that. She must had some super adrenaline going if she made that run, based off the injuries she described. Like, anime-level physical abilities.
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