Rusty: You got some talent in the ring, Truck. But you were never the best talker.
Truck: I donâ€™t need to talk, I handle my business in battle.
Rusty: Point taken, but do you remember your infamous promo a few years back?
Truck: Which one, Iâ€™ve done many promos.
Rusty: Many horribly awkward promos. The time im speaking about is when you told Professor Pimp Pimp Hurray, if he ever thought about challenging you for your belt. That he better prepare to get his cock stretched out. *Laughs hysterically*
Truck: I meant to say neck ..
Rusty: Itâ€™s ok, Truck. As long as you know.. You and Promos = Horrible
Truck: Thatâ€™s fine as long as you know, your condescending commentary = my foot in your ass
Rusty: Yeah youâ€™re an old musclehead, youâ€™re not as quick and limber as I am, so highly doubt that.. Weâ€™ll just have to take it to an interview from Arland Hebner with our champion, Professor Pimp Pimp Hurray and M.I.A.M.I.
*We get a shot from the locker room area, our balding interviewer, Arland Hebner, is standing with IWL World Heavyweight Champion,Professor Pimp Pimp Hurray and M.I.A.M.I., Pimp Pimp has his Jheri Curl dripping on the shoulders of his white leather coat. He has this 80â€™s cocaine era look. M.I.A.M.I is very tan, dressed in his black leather coat, hair oily and slicked back like Razor Ramon *
Hebner: Arland Hebner here, and Iâ€™m here with Hookers and Hoes, consisting of M.I.A.M.I and IWL World Heavyweight Champion, Professor Pimp Pimp Hurray.
Pimp Pimp: I appreciate the introductions, mackin ass Arland Hebner. But see a pimp like myself needs no introduction. As even if you havenâ€™t seen me in the ring, you have definitely seen me around your bitch. Oh and believe me fellas, you better handcuff her, cause if you donâ€™t lock that bitch down, she might leave with a pimpâ€™s hand for guidance. You see I donâ€™t love these hoes, I just love this dough.. And whether itâ€™s prostitution, noise pollution, or the wrestling solution, I pimp it all..
Hebner: I can dig that, soul man.
Pimp Pimp: Donâ€™t ever do that again, Small Time.
Hebner: My apologies, Pimp Pimp.. Youâ€™ve held the IWL title 4 times in the past 3 years, do you think your dominance will continue as the world opens up to the IWL??
Pimp Pimp: My pimp hand is strong, it can never be broken..The only thing that breaks in my world are bitches, bones.. and banks..heheheâ€¦ You ever question me with some ass backwards shit like that again, and imma have learn ya one time with this back hand.. Im talking an Arthur Ash pimp slap on a Venus Williams type bitch..Im talking tennis swing to your face.. Wimbledon Cup and all that merry shit.. So of course my dominance is gonna continue, but I donâ€™t chase it, it chooses me.. It knows that pimpin rules the world baby, I donâ€™t have to win the title, because itâ€™ll always come back to daddy, ya undadig that?
Hebner: Understood, clearly.. And since Iâ€™m not much of a tennis player, im going to move on to, M.I.A.M.I, a former IWL TV Champion and World Heavyweight Champion, both won once.. The world wants to know what M.I.A.M.I means??
M.I.A.M.I.: My Infamy Attracts My Income, you see for someone quite like myself, I attract the fame and limelight no matter what I do.. Im not the good guy, Im not Mr. Right, Im Mr. Wrong ladies!!! I donâ€™t love you, I donâ€™t need you, and Ill never believe you. But Iâ€™ll have you donating parts of your income to create my outcome.. I know yall hear that.. Itâ€™s the sound of Hookers and Hoes, you hear em anywhere we are.. But see game isnâ€™t to be told, its only sold, so have your ticket when I headline the show.
Hebner: I really like the riddles you speak in, you guys are both pretty sharp with the tongue. You got the whole 80â€™s vibe, Miami Vice 2012..
M.I.A.M.I.: WHAT!??! My only vice is money, remember that.. Vice is for Vice cops and I donâ€™t roll the dice when you talk about the oinkers.. Thatâ€™s the opposite of what Iâ€™m doing.. Check this, you show me 1500 dollars, and ill have one of my bitches back here show you an ancient Chinese secret.. Because wrestling is cool, but pussy and cashola is what im all about.. Time is money, and im charging by the second, so you might as well get your rocks off while I collect..
Hebner: You donâ€™t have to tell me twice, can I stop at the bank?? *M.I.A.M.I. nods yes as he points an exotic Asian chick toward Arland Hebner* Back to Truck and Rusty, live from Ground Zero Arena..