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    Is it me, or is everything shit?

    The title of the thread is taken from the fantastic book by Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur.

    Simple concept: it's a thread to discuss all the things in life that make us angry to the point of homicidal mania.


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    I'll start:

    "I don't understand. Why are you taking a picture of yourself at such an angle? And with such a low cut top as well. I mean, my eyes are automatically drawn to your cleavage. Don't get me wrong, they're very nice, but I don't see why you...oh, wait. I get it now. You're an ugly cunt."


    Benny The Ball's Teddy is here to fuck you up...

    ...and then steal your girl!

    #BennysTeddy

     

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    Lets see...people who risk life and limb to pass you just to make a turn as soon as they are in front of you! So called parents who never even buckle their kids down much less have them in a car seat as per the law and wonder why God later when they are thrown around and injured if a wreck happens...



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    Being at the point of life where the decision you make will ultimately dictate what you are going to do for the rest of your life...and the thought of that is scary scary shit! One bad move and your back to square one.

     
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    Parents who dress thier 10 year old daughters up liek sluts and enter them in beauty pagents so pedos can drool over them.

    Religious people who think that because they believe in a god it allows them to dictate how everyone else gets to live their lives.

    Parents who put those little blue leashes on their kids so they don't have to actually watch them while their at the mall.

    And above all else stupid people who will pick a fight with you over anything at all just so they get to hear themselves scream
    When the Devil is to busy
    And Death's a bit to much
    They call on me by name you see, for my special touch

    To the gentleman I'm Ms. Forture
    To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name, any way it's all the same


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    Morons who put things like 'Dont feel good' on Facebook
    why put that on facebook
    then when you ask why they say 'Dont ask'
    Dot put it on Facebook expecting no one to ask moron

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