For fuck sake, can we just for once try discussing Randy friggin Orton without it degenerating into an attachment war?
If the worst thing about Orton is his baby oil issues then I'm fine with that. If I had his body, I'd be lubing it up too......wait, that didn't sound right....;x
I don't like to compare the two really - aside from the snake-esque nicknames, they are vastly different characters. It's probably the worst trait of the wrestling fan that we are constantly bringing up comparisons to long gone wrestlers. There always has to be the "new Hogan" or "new Rock". It's complete horseshit and not a healthy approach if you want to encourage the industry to grow. Real talk people.
I agree completely with you on everything except the whole lubing part which seemed a little out of place.
See IPITS, look what you have started with your baby oil obsessive compulsiveness. You made Robstar mad.