JR: Welcome back and here comes the self-proclaimed, Savior of the Masses, the Intellectual Savior of the World, Damien Sandow. By god does this man have a loud mouth.
King: When you beat Kane you have the right to be loud
JR: Please Sandow was handed that win, he didnâ€™t earn it, although he is probably out here to brag about it.
Damien Sandow walks out from the back in his robe, with a mic in hand. His music immediately fades, as he walks and talks while heading to the ring.
Damien: Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment. My name is Damien Sandow, and I am here to help all of you. This moment requires a quote from a true thinker, not that I expect any of you nitwits to comprehend this, but I'll proceed anyway.
The fans just boo Damien.
Damien: SILENCE! Now, Malcolm X once said, that there is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time. That is exactly what I, your intellectual savior, have done. I racked my brain with how I could lose to such a man as Hulk Hogan, only to come to one realization. It was a fluke. The man you all worship as a deity, merely had a lucky break. What I proved last week against the big red machine Kane, is that given any adversary, I can overcome them.
Damien is now in the ring, as the fans are just booing Damien.
Damien: I shall not partake in your shenanigans, now be quiet!
Damien: As I was saying. Through my loss, and my subsequent win, I have found the key. The key to defeating Hulk Hogan, and the key to opening all of your blind eyes. You see, you cretins still fall onto your raise, praising Hogan. This adoration, this faith in a man, is not good for any of you. You all make fools of yourselves while praising him. Thus, I have found a way, to save you all. I can defeat Hulk Hogan, and prove once and for all, that he is merely a mortal man, and that the legend of Hulkamania, is nothing more than preposterous belief. When I am done, I shall be known as the man who disproved Hulkaman....
JR: Well if you're going to talk about Hulk Hogan, might as well talk to him face to face.
King: Why does Hogan always want to steal the spotlight? This is Damien Sandow's time and Hogan, as always, has to ruin it.
JR: This is the Hulkster we're talking about King!!! How can a man stay quiet after all that is being said about him.
*crowd begins a HOGAN chant as Hulk Hogan does his hand to the ear to every side of the arena*
Hulk Hogan: Let me tell you something brother! I know... you know... and even the WWE Universe knows this. Your match against Kane was a fluke!!!
*crowd cheers to Hogan's comment... Sandow looks very angry and nods to the crowd that he won fair and square*
Hulk Hogan: If you think you beat Kane with your own power and will, then you're bigger idiot than I thought Damien! You see little dude, you come out here and run your mouth that me beating you was a fluke. Sandow... I was there, these people were there... everybody witnessed the Hulkster kicking your ass all over The Great American Bash brother. And now you are out here claiming to be the intellectual savior and all I see in front of me is an intellectual feces, and I'm sure you're smart enough to know what I am trying to say.
*crowd chants DUMBSHIT, DUMBSHIT, DUMBSHIT!*
King: He can't do that JR... He can't come out here and insult Damien Sandow like that!
JR: He just did King. What are you going to do about that?
Hulk Hogan: Now Sandow... don't just stand there looking mad and almost at the point of crying brother. You see, you came out here week after week insulting Hulkamania and I warned you and I proved to you that no one can stop Hulkamania. I also told you I am not here to wrestle, but you called me out and I did exactly what I said I would do.... KICK YOUR ASS BROTHER! While I was in the gym working out and getting ready to face you, you were so busy trying to be a savior and after all was said and done dude, you were the one needing some saving. I told you Damien, Hulkamania, not I, was coming after you brother. And it did! It found you and dissected you and tore you apart, but yet you still come out here and run your mouth saying it was all a fluke! But I tell you what savior... why not don'tcha face someone else in this ring, and prove to all of the Hulkamaniacs that you aren't what we all know you to be, which is a fool.
King: Don't do it Sandow!!! Not right now!
JR: Let Sandow prove it wasn't a fluke King!
Sandow looks at Hogan for a moment, before raising the microphone.
Sandow: Excuse me, but you ever so rudely interrupted when I was addressing the unwashed masses. I would like for you to apologize.
Sandow waits, but Hogan doesn't respond.
Sandow: I said apologize!
Still nothing, as Sandow just glares.
Sandow: I see how it is. You are all for righteousness and truth, but when you blur the lines, falling to the side of a simpleton, you refuse to man up as you urge all of your "Hulkamaniacs" to do. Now that truly shows your character Hulk Hogan..so don't worry about apologizing...because I thank you. You see Hulk, I said I would set out to prove you to be the false idol I know you truly are, and to disprove the myth that is Hulkamania. This is just a small chink in your armor of deceit. Your actions, your words, will show the world that I am truly right.
Sandow: So you want I, your new scholarly Einstein, to prove that last week was not a fluke by facing anyone right now? Well sir, I accept. So, let us wait no further, anyone in the back, heed my call. Step out into the ring and become a student of your intellectual savior, and face I, Damien Sandow, in this ring.
Sandow turns, waiting.
*The crowd all turn their attention to the Stage, all wondering who will answer the call to face Damien Sandow. different chants begin from people chanting the names of their favorite superstars but the biggest chant is for Goldberg.*
JR: Well we can hear who the crowd are calling for King. Who will answer the challenge though?.
King: I hope for Sandow's sake it's not Goldberg!
*Damien Sandow begins telling the crowd to "Silence!" as they continue to chant for Goldberg.*
JR: Don't look like Sandow is keen on facing Goldberg either partner.