JR: By these men, Harlem Heat. Harlem Heat have the experience, and have the momentum… they have been on a roll lately since they returned and nobody has really been able to stop them.
Bischoff: I don’t know if they will win here tonight but I expect them to give quite the fight, and it would not surprise me if they were to win this one in the end.
JR: And here is one of the other teams with plenty of experience the New Age Outlaws.
Bischoff: I really can’t stand these guys. They still think they can compete at this level, and Cryme Tyme has shown them time and again that they can’t. But yet they continually come out here week after week and think they have a shot.
JR: Didn’t the Outlaws beat Cryme Tyme at The Great American Bash?
JR: Nothing all I’m saying is that the Outlaws have just a good a chance as any of these teams, and that includes Cryme Tyme
Bischoff: Cryme Tyme knows what they did wrong with that loss and they will avenge that here tonight, when they not only beat New Age Outlaws but the rest of these teams and go on to become the new WWE Tag Team Champions
JR: Well all the teams look set, and we are ready to kick SummerSlam off.
JR: Wait a minute… wait a minute, that’s… that’s Alberto Del Rio’s theme! What is he doing here? He has never been a member of a tag team. Is he entering? Who is his tag team partner?
Bischoff: Ricardo Rodriguez! Hahahahaha! He can’t be serious can he? Hahahahaha! Ricardo Rodriguez? Alberto you don’t stand a chance unless of course you can win this by yourself
JR: Who knows maybe he has trained Ricardo, he is a better athlete than people give him credit for
Bischoff: Get serious JR. I can’t believe this is what we’ve been waiting this whole time for when we heard about this mystery team. It was Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez, well at least that’s one team we can eliminate from the competition.
The bell rings and all the teams begin to go at it. Right away Booker T kicks Ricardo Rodriguez in the gut and hits him with a scissors kick. Ricardo then rolls out of the ring and down to the ground. Alberto Del Rio then goes over to Booker T but Stevie Ray comes along and they beat down on Del Rio. The Prime Time Players and Kings of Wrestling go at it, Hero and Young and O’Neil and Castagnoli. On the other side of the ring Cryme Tyme is just sitting back and waiting as the others fight while DX and the New Age Outlaws partner up to take on Beer Money
Bischoff: What is the meaning of this why are DX and the New Age Outlaws working together? It’s every team for themselves
JR: Well they are all good friends; maybe they said they’d work together until they were the last two teams
Bischoff: This isn’t fair!
Triple H and Road Dogg team up and begin to beat on James Storm, while Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn take Robert Roode. While working together Triple H hits a jumping knee drop on James Storm, this staggers Storm in which Dogg follows up with the Shake, Rattle, and Roll. After the punches to Storm, both Dogg and Triple H hit a double clothesline to eliminate Storm
JAMES STORM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Bischoff: Not that I like him but this isn’t fair it’s like one team on four in there!
After Storm has been eliminated Shad comes over and begins to fight Triple H. Meanwhile Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn have been beating down on Robert Roode. Roode is stuck in the corner and Gunn backs up and hits Roode with a huge stinger splash. Roode staggers out from the corner where he is met with Sweet Chin Music. Roode stumbles backwards, Gunn pulls down the top rope and Roode goes over
ROBERT ROODE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JR: And Sweet Chin Music eliminates Bobby Roode and Beer Money as a team is done.
Bischoff: You can’t say this is fair
JR: All is fair in love and war
After Gunn pulls the top rope down and eliminates Roode, JTG comes over and tries to lift Gunn over the top rope. However Gunn is too big for JTG to lift up and over, and from the side Shawn Michaels lays out JTG with Sweet Chin Music and JTG is out. Gunn leaves him alone and goes to help Triple H with Shad. Road Dogg comes over to Michaels and they begin to work on JTG together. On the other side of the ring the Kings of Wrestling are trying to eliminate Booker T, but Stevie Ray is able to come over and break that up. Booker T battles back against Castagnoli and Hero goes to work on Stevie Ray. They battle back and forth and Hero hits Ray with the Cyclone Kill. Ray goes over the top rope but he hangs on, and then Hero grabs him by the head an pulls it down on the ropes and Ray drops to the floor below.
STEVIE RAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Hero goes over to help Castagnoli. Now on the other side of the ring Road Dogg is in the process of hitting Shake, Rattle, and Roll. After the punches Michaels hits Sweet Chin Music and this sends JTG over the top rope and to the floor below
JTG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Bischoff: This just isn’t fair
Michaels looks over the ropes and to the floor below taunting JTG. All of a sudden Road Dogg picks Michaels up and sends him over the top rope.
Bischoff; Ha! So much for them being a team that didn’t last long. He eliminated Michaels. It was a matter of who turned on whom first
JR: That may be the case but he didn’t eliminate Michaels. Michaels held on
Road Dogg turns backwards to help Gunn eliminate Triple H and Dogg doesn’t notice he didn’t actually eliminate Michaels. Michaels comes up from behind Dogg and skins the cat, and Dogg turns and is met with a flurry of punches. Triple H notices Michaels beating on Dogg and turns on Gunn, when they were beating on Shad, and kicks Gunn in the gut and presses him against the top rope. Triple H is trying to force Gunn over, but he can’t get him over. Then right from behind them, Shad comes over and grabs a leg each and dumps both men over the top rope.
BILLY GUNN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
TRIPLE H HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Bischoff: Hahahaha! They are self-imploding; turning on each other wasn’t the smartest idea.
Shad then celebrates and taunts the two men. He turns and goes to attack Chris Hero who is beating on JTG. From behind Castagnoli grabs a hold of Shad, turns him and hits him with a huge European uppercut. Shad is sent sprawling backwards and Castagnoli then runs and hits Shad with a bicycle kick, and Shad stumbles backwards once again, and Castagnoli and Hero come together and hit a double clothesline to send Shad to the apron. They then hit double dropkicks and Shad is sent to the ground
SHAD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED