JK: Hello everyone at welcome to the second edition of EWNCW Warzone! A quick showcase of top talent, and my, we have a show for you tonight. As always, I’m Josh King, and joining me is my broadcast partner, Bryan Thomas!
BT: You said it JK! Tonight, we will see some high-octane action, and it only here on Warzone, where the fancy-pants talking is set aside and we just see them beat the crap out of each other!
JK: Or, show off their technical prowess, Bryan?
BT: Most don’t have that JK, so I’ll be happy with some crap beating.
JK: He’s easily pleased. Looking ahead tonight, our main event of this evening will pit Arius against Chris King against The Blue Flash, what do you think of that Bryan?
BT: That’s on hell of a main event to look forward to, with a hell of a lot on talent on show!
JK: That’s what I want to hear, let’s get this show on the road!
This match is set for one fall! Introducting first, hailing from the coldest part of Iceland, the leader of the Cobra Army, THE GREAT COBRA!
JK: Now, Bryan, what do you think of when you think of The Great Cobra?
BT: I think crap, and it should be soundly beaten tonight. He always promises new dawns, great scrolls, Sam, yada-yada-yada, but he never backs it up in the ring.
And from Dallas, Texas, he is the joint holder of the Ignition Championship, JOHNNY ROSE!
JK: I’m assuming you feel Johnny Rose is the kid to hand this beating?
BT: 110% JK, this kid is already an Ignition Champion, and he’s already sailed to heights that TGC can’t even phathom.
JK: So here we go, Johnny Rose against The Great Cobra.
(John Morrison = Johnny Rose / Sheamus = The Great Cobra)
JK: And Johnny Rose picks up the victory! Just like you expected Bryan?
BT: We all knew he would come out with the W, but I’ll admit it, TGC pulled out some moves there. Carry on that road, and maybe we can talk about him being more of a contender. Johnny Rose looks in good form, as he looked so far in his EWNCW career. The guy excites, and that takes you far.
JK: That it does, Brian, and the joint Ignition Champion proved his worth tonight.