EWNCW News Report
Threat of the Net
Hello, I'm Guy Smith and I am here tonight with an EXCLUSIVE news report.
It's being reported that Staples and Cleverly have come together and ---
"Hold the phone! Something this big has to be announced by the Number one EWNCW Newscaster, and personal destroyer of Josh King!"
*Dick pops in and pushes the jittery Guy Smith out!*
As was being said, Staples and Cleverly have come up with a great plan for Threat of the Net. As you all know, there are several contenders for several different matches and not everyone can win! So what did the two mad geniuses of EWNCW come up with? They decided to give the world, and the TotN audience and viewers a Raging Inferno preview! That's right, EWNCW is hosting a ROYAL RUMBLE EVENT to kick off EWNCW! The folks who don't get enough votes for the matches they are competing for, and don't already have another match lined up for the pay-per-view, as is the case with several of our tag-team contenders, will be entered into the Raging Inferno Preview! The rules are simple, to win you must outlast several other opponents by tossing them out of the ring and being the last one standing. There will be a prize for the winner concerning Raging Inferno!
This has been Dick Thompson, and I'm signing out!