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  1. #36561
    Holy crap! I've got an idea for a promo for Jameson! I'll get it to you guys as soon as possiible.
    Efed stuff...yeah...

    JBW

    Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander

    EWNCW

    Luke "Currently In Contract Negotiations" Jameson...hmm...He has some weird nicknames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post


    Thompson: Good evening folks, EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson here!

    Ahead of EWNCW's upcoming ppv; 'In Violence We Trust', we have some news on who will be lining up at the commentary table!

    With EWNCW legend Bodom participating in a match, we can report that he will not be behind the table at the ppv, as he will be backstage throughout the entire show.
    With that in mind, I can proudly announce that replacing Bodom at the table will be none other than........ EH?!?!?!

    *Thompson looks off camera to his right*

    Thompson: But..... there must be some mistake here?!?! What?!?!?!...... NO?!?!?!?!?! But I've done it before!!! On Rage!!! I filled in for the man before!!! I DID A GOOD GOD DAMN JOB!!!!!!!!! I DID A GOOD JOB I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

    *Thompson looks straight ahead into the camera again, composes himself, adjusts his hair, collect the papers he's strewn all over the desk, swipes the spilled coffee mug off the desk (which can be heard smashing on the floor), and puts on a trademark smile before continuing*

    Thompson: The man replacing Bodom behind the commentary table at the ppv will be none other than EWNCW's young color commentator from Warzone; Josh King

    *Thompson lets out the name with much effort from behind his clenched teeth and obviously fake smile*

    Thompson: With the Warzone show announced as, and I quote, "On Ice" by EWNCW management, both Warzone play by play commentator Bryan Thomas and color commentator Josh King's futures are in limbo as to what will happen to them. But evidently, EWNCW plan on keeping both on board, as King has been handed the chance to commentate at this big event.

    This is a big chance for the young King to show his skill on the big stage.

    *Thompson smiles away before letting out a big sigh, thinking that the show's off air. He reaches under the desk and brings up an EWNCW mug and a bottle of vintage whiskey, pouring himself a mug*

    Camera man: Ummm Dick?....

    Thompson: I mean how can they do this to me guys?! commentated on Rage before for Bodom and I was AWESOME!!

    *He takes a swig of the whiskey*

    Thompson: I mean that Josh King? Really? He has no experience on the big stage!!

    Camera man: Umm, Dick?....

    Thompson: He's never called Rage or Inferno yet he's deemed qualified to call a damn ppv?! How the hell does that work out?!?!

    *He takes a swig from the whiskey bottle*

    Camera man: Ummm, Dick?....

    Thompson: WHAT?!?!?!

    *The camera man points to the red light indicating that they're still on air*

    Thompson: Oh!! Right!!

    *Thompson tosses the whiskey bottle away (which also lands with a SMASH off screen), before putting on his trademark smile again and collecting his papers*

    Thompson: That's all for now folks! We'll bring you the latest as we get it!!
    That was the funniest shit I have ever read xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by zapphoman View Post
    Holy crap! I've got an idea for a promo for Jameson! I'll get it to you guys as soon as possiible.
    Can't wait man!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    That was the funniest shit I have ever read xD
    That Dick Thompson knows how to do it; like a BAWS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post
    Can't wait man!



    That Dick Thompson knows how to do it; like a BAWS!
    I wanna know what type of whiskey.

    A STAR WAS BORN!!!! #ThankYouBrock

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTC View Post
    I wanna know what type of whiskey.
    Dick Thompson:



    Is that even a serious question?

    Only the finest, 12 year old single malt Knob whiskey, brewed in the highlands of Scotland.

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  6. #36566
    IC as MD: Did i get called a "ESSE".... Juarez just doesnt have a clue when it comes to this place called EWNCW. Between all that goes on and happens Mark Dimension isnt a gimmick entertaining the public. Eddie took a long time to get here , and it will take a short time before he goes *MD LAUGHS AT YOU*

    YOU WILLLLL.
    RESPECT THE G.O.D.

    *SERIOUS ABOUT IT*


    OOC: this isnt hwa or jbw eddie juarez , your gonna show everyone just why you are and always will be a nobody!

    MARK DIMENSION
    *EWNCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.27,2011-March.6,2012

    *EwncW EVOLUTION CHAMPION
    11.12.2012-5.28.2013

    THE NEW ASSAULT PROGRAM
    *BWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS
    9.4.2011-Forever

    *BWA/EwncW INTERNET CHAMPIONS
    5.5.2012-9.26.2012

    *EwncW CHAMPIONS
    4.7.2013-8.25.2013

    SCARFO JONEZ
    *TWE BLOODOATH CHAMPION
    SEPTEMBER.23,2012

    DEPRI$e
    AWF SUPERFLY CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.15,2011

    N
    *2x ICW INSANITY CHAMPION
    6.28. 2012-6.28.2012
    6.29. 2012-6.29.2012

    CHUNKERTAKER
    0-1,787 at wrestlevania

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    IC as MD: Did i get called a "ESSE".... Juarez just doesnt have a clue when it comes to this place called EWNCW. Between all that goes on and happens Mark Dimension isnt a gimmick entertaining the public. Eddie took a long time to get here , and it will take a short time before he goes *MD LAUGHS AT YOU*

    YOU WILLLLL.
    RESPECT THE G.O.D.

    *SERIOUS ABOUT IT*


    OOC: this isnt hwa or jbw eddie juarez , your gonna show everyone just why you are and always will be a nobody!
    Is that last line out of character? For real?



    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Superstar of the Year 2012 (Kyojin)
    User of the Year 2013
    Writer of Match of the Year 2013
    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (Hot Wasabi- with Torphy)
    eWN eFed Hall of Famer Class 2
    Final ICW World Champion (Kyojin)
    Current WWE Champion (Cody Rhodes)

  8. #36568
    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Is that last line out of character? For real?
    YES! .. and im going to spear you everyday in real life for the rest of your life!

    MARK DIMENSION
    *EWNCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.27,2011-March.6,2012

    *EwncW EVOLUTION CHAMPION
    11.12.2012-5.28.2013

    THE NEW ASSAULT PROGRAM
    *BWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS
    9.4.2011-Forever

    *BWA/EwncW INTERNET CHAMPIONS
    5.5.2012-9.26.2012

    *EwncW CHAMPIONS
    4.7.2013-8.25.2013

    SCARFO JONEZ
    *TWE BLOODOATH CHAMPION
    SEPTEMBER.23,2012

    DEPRI$e
    AWF SUPERFLY CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.15,2011

    N
    *2x ICW INSANITY CHAMPION
    6.28. 2012-6.28.2012
    6.29. 2012-6.29.2012

    CHUNKERTAKER
    0-1,787 at wrestlevania

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    YES! .. and im going to spear you everyday in real life for the rest of your life!
    hahaha oh well in that case, it's alright then!



    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Superstar of the Year 2012 (Kyojin)
    User of the Year 2013
    Writer of Match of the Year 2013
    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (Hot Wasabi- with Torphy)
    eWN eFed Hall of Famer Class 2
    Final ICW World Champion (Kyojin)
    Current WWE Champion (Cody Rhodes)

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    I'm an uncle... again.
    Kaige Chamberlain
    Ballad of an Asshole

    Former RTE Tag-Team Champion(w/ Xavier Hightower[1])
    Current EWNCW Tag-Team Champion (Solo; 3/30/14) [1]
    'Father' Black Angel:
    Preacher of the Voices

    Winner of BotN[Seraphim]



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