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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind_Bastard View Post
    Still need to read the final segemnts, but i have this to point out:

    Why, oh, why you make Grind talk? He doesn't, he's traumatized from his childhood and remains silent since.
    Psh! I can just delete that part. :P
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    Break The NuTZzz Dowwnnn!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
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    Break The NuTZzz Dowwnnn!!

    *Chunkky has Returned with Light up Pants*
    Light up pants? I'll take 30

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
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    Break The NuTZzz Dowwnnn!!

    *Chunkky has Returned with Light up Pants*
    John C. NuTZzz?!?!?!

    ERMAHGEEEEEERD!!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!
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    Romulus: Hmph. Illuminating slacks? Such a shallow contrivance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Romulus: Hmph. Illuminating slacks? Such a shallow contrivance.
    Jman: Indeed. Almost as shallow as that attitude of yours, Ronny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thejman93 View Post
    Jman: Indeed. Almost as shallow as that attitude of yours, Ronny.
    Romulus: There is nothing superficial about my divinity, serf. You have arrogated the role as the first sacrificial lamb to be castigated and offered as tribute to the Lord and only I wield the shears.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstrem View Post
    Light up pants? I'll take 30
    and ill make sure I send you the pair I have on right nooww boy..wat up!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post
    John C. NuTZzz?!?!?!

    ERMAHGEEEEEERD!!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!
    I didn't pass away ,I've just passed out ,namean namean..it feels good to be back , the ppv was awesome I gotta say that to say this. I gotta go read the latest show

    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Romulus: Hmph. Illuminating slacks? Such a shallow contrivance.
    Contrivance, contraband, on the contrary
    Stop bird chirpin like a canary
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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Romulus: There is nothing superficial about my divinity, serf. You have arrogated the role as the first sacrificial lamb to be castigated and offered as tribute to the Lord and only I wield the shears.
    Jman: Is that all I am to you? A prop in a Bible story? Well, forgive me, but I'm not a believer.


    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
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    *Hawk heads to the back with his head held down and towel over it. Hawk sees a cardboard cutout of Cannon and goes ballistic and tears it up before he leaves the arena.

    Hawk: Forget Cannon, forget Williams, it's time I get serious.
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