Originally Posted by Kingstrem
The camera cuts back to Hero watching the footage of King Strem replying
H: Hero casts his rod and heâ€™s caught something, letâ€™s reel it in shall we, whoah, itâ€™s a struggler, oh no wait, whatâ€™s that oh Iâ€™ve only gone and caught a King Strem, the tiniest of fish in a very small pond.
Now first things first, Mr Strem, I refuse to refer to you a King from this point on, I donâ€™t call myself â€˜aâ€™ Hero. Itâ€™s â€˜theâ€™ Hero. Iâ€™m not one of many, Iâ€™m the real deal, the genuine article, the one, the only Hero.
Second up, Iâ€™m in EWNCW, well thank you for stating the bleeding obvious, wondered what that sign was when I entered, the stationary set I got and what it said around this mic Iâ€™m talking into RIGHT NOW!
Next up what shall we tear apart, oh yeah, the notion that Iâ€™m going to walk right in your room and â€˜poopieâ€™ where you lay. Now I know Iâ€™m a newbie around these parts but where I come from, you know a â€˜cultured placeâ€™ we have these things called toilets, we use these â€˜toiletsâ€™ to pass our bodily waste into and it ends up in a sewer.
Hero then puts his hand to his chin and looks up in a thinking manner.
H: Unless of course you live in a sewer! That must be it! Mr Strem are you secretly a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Are you a hero in a half shell? Do you like Pizza? Is your arch nemesis Shredder? Or are you just the goldfish that some kid got from a fair and their mom flushed down the pan unwanted?
What next, â€˜ignorant little prickâ€™?
Ignorant, yeah thatâ€™s been levelled at me a few times, hold my hands up there.
Little prick? Hey whoâ€™s been spying on my miniature Hero in the communal showers, Mr Strem got a little pervy voyeurism thing going on down in those sewers? For your information the water was cold, it happens to us all.
Oh and lastly, Mr Strem, youâ€™re the villain of the piece are you? The Joker? The Venom etc etc.
Well you know what happens in these stories of good v evil?
The Hero wins.