Originally Posted by Kingstrem
The camera cuts back to Hero watching the footage of King Strem replying
H: Hero casts his rod and he’s caught something, let’s reel it in shall we, whoah, it’s a struggler, oh no wait, what’s that oh I’ve only gone and caught a King Strem, the tiniest of fish in a very small pond.
Now first things first, Mr Strem, I refuse to refer to you a King from this point on, I don’t call myself ‘a’ Hero. It’s ‘the’ Hero. I’m not one of many, I’m the real deal, the genuine article, the one, the only Hero.
Second up, I’m in EWNCW, well thank you for stating the bleeding obvious, wondered what that sign was when I entered, the stationary set I got and what it said around this mic I’m talking into RIGHT NOW!
Next up what shall we tear apart, oh yeah, the notion that I’m going to walk right in your room and ‘poopie’ where you lay. Now I know I’m a newbie around these parts but where I come from, you know a ‘cultured place’ we have these things called toilets, we use these ‘toilets’ to pass our bodily waste into and it ends up in a sewer.
Hero then puts his hand to his chin and looks up in a thinking manner.
H: Unless of course you live in a sewer! That must be it! Mr Strem are you secretly a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Are you a hero in a half shell? Do you like Pizza? Is your arch nemesis Shredder? Or are you just the goldfish that some kid got from a fair and their mom flushed down the pan unwanted?
What next, ‘ignorant little prick’?
Ignorant, yeah that’s been levelled at me a few times, hold my hands up there.
Little prick? Hey who’s been spying on my miniature Hero in the communal showers, Mr Strem got a little pervy voyeurism thing going on down in those sewers? For your information the water was cold, it happens to us all.
Oh and lastly, Mr Strem, you’re the villain of the piece are you? The Joker? The Venom etc etc.
Well you know what happens in these stories of good v evil?
The Hero wins.