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    DJ is sitting down watching TV in his locker room while wearing a white polo shirt, dark levi blue jeans, and with some nice all white Nike's*
    DJ: Bae, where you at?
    *Rosita walks out the bathroom, with a curling iron to her hair*Rosita: Right here! What do you want, I'm busy!
    DJ: Well damn, rude much *laughs while Rosita glares at him* Okay, okay listen just hurry up and get ready so we can go to this restaurant, a nigga is starving.
    Rosita: Do you not see me doing my hair!? Joder tan impaciente!
    DJ: The fuck you just say!?
    *Rosita gives DJ "The Look" and then walks back to the bathroom slamming the door*
    DJ: What!?? You know I don't speak that! Oh well, fuck it.

    E-fed: Jackson "The Boss" Smith- IWA & former ICW superstar
    DJ "The Ladies Man" Williams w/ Rosita-EWNCW
    Devon "Just Damn Good" Jones

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    Hawk: This is the second time I am headlining the Ignition Division. Everyone knows in the back that I raise the bar high and actually set standards. I will bring honor back to our ranks soon.
    #BennysTeddy

    Efedding

     

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    Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
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    Is it rather bad that I love the EFedding section cause it gets me away from some of the worst posters on EWN?

    No?

    Awesome!

    Van: This upcoming war games will once again prove why I will be 1 of the most feared men around!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Is it rather bad that I love the EFedding section cause it gets me away from some of the worst posters on EWN?

    No?

    Awesome!

    Van: This upcoming war games will once again prove why I will be 1 of the most feared men around!
    Kyojin: Do you hear yourself sometimes? You sound like such an idiot.


    Kyojin

    Final ICW World Champion

    eWN eFed Superstar of the Year 2012

    ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year 2012

    Final HWA Adrenaline Champion

    Final EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion

    Former EWNCW Tag Team Champion (as part of Hot Wasabi)

    EWNCW Tag Team of the Year 2013 (as part of Hot Wasabi)

    Former 2x IWA Endurance Champion

    Former 2x ICW Insanity Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Is it rather bad that I love the EFedding section cause it gets me away from some of the worst posters on EWN?

    No?

    Awesome!

    Van: This upcoming war games will once again prove why I will be 1 of the most feared men around!
    Nah, I think that's a good thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Kyojin: Do you hear yourself sometimes? You sound like such an idiot.
    Hawk: Well look who finally decided to stick his face in here. You ready for your little undefeated streak to end soon, because it is my goal to put each of you new guys in your place. Ano Doom was first for a warm up, you will be next to show everyone I am serious and Van will be last to seal the nail in your coffins. This is my division and you are just lucky to be apart of it.
    #BennysTeddy

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    Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
    IWA Blackout Champion (3-24-13 to 4-27-14)
    Former JBW Television Champion (12-2-12 to 8-2-13)
    Former ICW Tag Team champion
    1st and last EWA Carnage World champion

    Mixed Emotions (Pride and Sorrow)
    Current EWNCW World Tag Team Champions (4-19-13 to 4-26-14)
    Last EWNCW Grand, Hardcore and International Tag Champions

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan View Post
    Kyojin: Do you hear yourself sometimes? You sound like such an idiot.
    Van: Said that man who was world champion for 15 minutes. Good luck in climbing all those mountains again like. Cause with me here you've got no chance of doing it here. Pointless victory or not.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post
    Nah, I think that's a good thing
    Oh, good. Luckily all EFedders are pretty sexual ;D

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    will we be treated with wargames tonight?
    Prediction Contest Podiums:
    Extreme Rules: 1st (Perfect Score)
    Payback: 3rd

    CGBigMan - The Football Manager

    EWNCW - Gillz:
    Superstar of the Year (2011)
    World Heavyweight Champion Aug 29th (11) - Oct 30th (11)
    EWNCW Champion Nov 28th (11) - Apr 16th (12)
    BWA Undisputed World Tag Champions Feb 19th (12) - March 18th (12) (With Ryan Wells)

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    Royal Rumble Entrant


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    Quote Originally Posted by CGBigMan View Post
    will we be treated with wargames tonight?
    Doubt it......



    The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernBlood View Post
    Doubt it......
    Not with that attitude we won't.

    Always look on the positive side of the situation!

    #wrongfed
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