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    CREATIVE TO THE CAVE, I REPEAT CREATIVE TO THE CAVE!
    CHECK THE BOARDS, I've made a post! Yay! good for me!
    THIS MAN IS GOING TO BE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ONE DAY...

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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Romulus: As I expected. After such public abasement at my hands, I wouldn't anticipate that profligate, Kayden James, to unearth from hiding.
    Kayden: Hiding? No. Plotting? Yes. You'll soon enough meet your firey maker.

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    After reading that major announcement, I'm confident in the fact that I am now completely aroused.

    *Looks over and sees K-Jammin's bag in the corner, his World Title belt shining on top. Walks over, picks it up, and starts violently dry humping it.....until it turns into a "wet" hump*

    Poot: Who'sssss a dirty belt?? Yeah you are you dirty whore belt you. YESSS!!

    *Violently shakes while his eyes rolls up in his head. Puts the belt back down*

    Poot: Yeahhhh...much better.

    TWO WEEKS LATER

    DAMNIT K-JAM YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD SYPHILLIS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poot-Hair View Post
    After reading that major announcement, I'm confident in the fact that I am now completely aroused.

    *Looks over and sees K-Jammin's bag in the corner, his World Title belt shining on top. Walks over, picks it up, and starts violently dry humping it.....until it turns into a "wet" hump*

    Poot: Who'sssss a dirty belt?? Yeah you are you dirty whore belt you. YESSS!!

    *Violently shakes while his eyes rolls up in his head. Puts the belt back down*

    Poot: Yeahhhh...much better.

    TWO WEEKS LATER

    DAMNIT K-JAM YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD SYPHILLIS!!!
    Pootie is on the loose

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    Pootie is on the loose
    *Takes his pants and boxers off then drags his asshole on the floor like a dog*

    Huh? You talkin' to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunkkynutzzz View Post
    Pootie is on the loose
    Which is always good.


     
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    Carlin: Hey James, didn't you read I'll be doing double duty on Brutality and solo? Hope our paths cross again. Can't promise when, though.


     
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    Also check TWE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poot-Hair View Post
    After reading that major announcement, I'm confident in the fact that I am now completely aroused.

    *Looks over and sees K-Jammin's bag in the corner, his World Title belt shining on top. Walks over, picks it up, and starts violently dry humping it.....until it turns into a "wet" hump*

    Poot: Who'sssss a dirty belt?? Yeah you are you dirty whore belt you. YESSS!!

    *Violently shakes while his eyes rolls up in his head. Puts the belt back down*

    Poot: Yeahhhh...much better.

    TWO WEEKS LATER

    DAMNIT K-JAM YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD SYPHILLIS!!!
    IC: Have you ever seen the type of hookers I get? I thought it was fairly obvious that I was riddled with STI's!
    E-Fed Vet. From 2010 and counting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Jammin View Post
    IC: Have you ever seen the type of hookers I get? I thought it was fairly obvious that I was riddled with STI's!
    Poot: Dude my penis now looks like a hotdog that's been left on the grill a little too long...all crusty with a blister or two. I'm not exactly sure...but I think it's got mustard coming out of it as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind_Bastard View Post
    Carlin: Hey James, didn't you read I'll be doing double duty on Brutality and solo? Hope our paths cross again. Can't promise when, though.
    Kayden: Aye Mr. Carlin. I have alot of pent up frustrations after that hypocrite Ronaldo Romulus stole the victory from me at the PPV. It'd do me good to beat you once again.

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