We come back from commercial break and THE BEARD OF ZEUS is in the middle of the ring giving a promo of a lifetime.
THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Blah, blah, blah!! OMG!! I totally love Bieber! Blah, Blah, Blah!!! Like Yeah!!!"
JOEY STYLES: "This is the most captivating thing I've ever heard anyone from EWNCW say, EVER!!"
All of a sudden, Music fills the arena.
JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! It's R(ob)!!!! We haven't seen him come down to the ring since that pussy willow Kevin Matthews beat him a couple months ago! He's been in the back being a good creative member, why is he coming out now???
R(ob) makes his way to ringside and casually gets in. Oakley's covering his eyes, majorly long beard, Brown hoodie under an Armani suit jacket. He's styling tonight. He asks for a microphone and starts smiling at the crowd while they're going insane for his return.
R(ob): "The Beard Of Zeus.... TBOZ!! More like, TBAG!!! The crowd laughs and cheers Look, I'm here for one thing. One simple and tiny thing. I want to take your beard. Right here, RIGHT NOW!!!"
JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! R(ob) wants a fight!!!"
THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Like, no!! I'm totally not doing that unless like, you put your awesome beard on the line too big boy! I wanna rub it on my self like, TONIGHT!! It looks fluffy and junk!!"
R(ob): "Fine. If that's what you want, right now!! "Scissors On A Pole Match" first one to get the scissors, uses them to take the other person's beard. Deal?
R(ob) extends his hand for a handshake. After contemplating it, TBAG accepts the offer and a referee comes out with a pole, string and scissors. He quickly assembles everything and R(ob) goes to one corner, TBAG to another. The bell rings, IT'S ON!
(Don't pay attention to the ending.)
JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! What a match!!!"
R(ob) ended up with the scissors but Random Guy #12... William "Fake Guy Fawkes" Carlin came down to save TBAG from getting his beard chopped off. We go out to commercial break with R(ob) flipping them the bird while they laugh and grope each other all the way to the back... I swear they tongue kissed too.