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    Roger that.
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Krysys View Post
    Wow did Damnation suck that much? This place is dead!

    Come to think of it this place has been dying a slow death for a while... Makes you wonder...
    Two things to take into consideration, it be Christmas and people are spending less time on the interwebs so don't worry about it. Second thing is that i've seen a notable drop in activity across all feds EXCEPT JBW, there's being the largest roster i'm not surprised.
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




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    We come back from commercial break and THE BEARD OF ZEUS is in the middle of the ring giving a promo of a lifetime.

    THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Blah, blah, blah!! OMG!! I totally love Bieber! Blah, Blah, Blah!!! Like Yeah!!!"

    JOEY STYLES: "This is the most captivating thing I've ever heard anyone from EWNCW say, EVER!!"

    All of a sudden, Music fills the arena.



    JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! It's R(ob)!!!! We haven't seen him come down to the ring since that pussy willow Kevin Matthews beat him a couple months ago! He's been in the back being a good creative member, why is he coming out now???

    R(ob) makes his way to ringside and casually gets in. Oakley's covering his eyes, majorly long beard, Brown hoodie under an Armani suit jacket. He's styling tonight. He asks for a microphone and starts smiling at the crowd while they're going insane for his return.

    R(ob): "The Beard Of Zeus.... TBOZ!! More like, TBAG!!! The crowd laughs and cheers Look, I'm here for one thing. One simple and tiny thing. I want to take your beard. Right here, RIGHT NOW!!!"

    JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! R(ob) wants a fight!!!"

    THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Like, no!! I'm totally not doing that unless like, you put your awesome beard on the line too big boy! I wanna rub it on my self like, TONIGHT!! It looks fluffy and junk!!"

    R(ob): "Fine. If that's what you want, right now!! "Scissors On A Pole Match" first one to get the scissors, uses them to take the other person's beard. Deal?

    R(ob) extends his hand for a handshake. After contemplating it, TBAG accepts the offer and a referee comes out with a pole, string and scissors. He quickly assembles everything and R(ob) goes to one corner, TBAG to another. The bell rings, IT'S ON!


    (Don't pay attention to the ending.)

    JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! What a match!!!"

    R(ob) ended up with the scissors but Random Guy #12... William "Fake Guy Fawkes" Carlin came down to save TBAG from getting his beard chopped off. We go out to commercial break with R(ob) flipping them the bird while they laugh and grope each other all the way to the back... I swear they tongue kissed too.

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    Seriously a Viagra on a pole match? Are you kidding me bro?
     
    Efed stuff that doesn't matter

    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Seriously a Viagra on a pole match? Are you kidding me bro?
    Well, there were no scissors on a pole match lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO View Post
    Well, there were no scissors on a pole match lol.
    I'm sort of no longer surprised WCW went out of business lol

    I'm guessing somewhere down the line they had a Steel Condom match or something!

    Funny segment you wrote though, had a good laugh at it!
     
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    1 x IWA World Heavyweight Champion - Malcolm Adonis

    Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion - Dean Ambrose

    1 x EWNCW Tag Team Champion - Malcolm Adonis w/ Kyojin

    Current No 1 Contender to the EWNCW Title - Arthur Lansdale

    I lied, it matters.




    "Tell me.. what is insane about wanting to create perfection? I'd be crazy not to." - Jarvis Cole

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    Oh TT, what we all do for women, lol. Hope you're back soon bud!
    Ryan Wells:

    - Former JBW TV Champion
    - Former EWNCW Evolution Champion
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion
    (w/ Gillz)

    Xavier Hightower:


    - Former RTE Tag Team Champion
    (w/ Kaige Chamberlain)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO View Post
    We come back from commercial break and THE BEARD OF ZEUS is in the middle of the ring giving a promo of a lifetime.

    THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Blah, blah, blah!! OMG!! I totally love Bieber! Blah, Blah, Blah!!! Like Yeah!!!"

    JOEY STYLES: "This is the most captivating thing I've ever heard anyone from EWNCW say, EVER!!"

    All of a sudden, Music fills the arena.



    JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! It's R(ob)!!!! We haven't seen him come down to the ring since that pussy willow Kevin Matthews beat him a couple months ago! He's been in the back being a good creative member, why is he coming out now???

    R(ob) makes his way to ringside and casually gets in. Oakley's covering his eyes, majorly long beard, Brown hoodie under an Armani suit jacket. He's styling tonight. He asks for a microphone and starts smiling at the crowd while they're going insane for his return.

    R(ob): "The Beard Of Zeus.... TBOZ!! More like, TBAG!!! The crowd laughs and cheers Look, I'm here for one thing. One simple and tiny thing. I want to take your beard. Right here, RIGHT NOW!!!"

    JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! R(ob) wants a fight!!!"

    THE BEARD OF ZEUS: "Like, no!! I'm totally not doing that unless like, you put your awesome beard on the line too big boy! I wanna rub it on my self like, TONIGHT!! It looks fluffy and junk!!"

    R(ob): "Fine. If that's what you want, right now!! "Scissors On A Pole Match" first one to get the scissors, uses them to take the other person's beard. Deal?

    R(ob) extends his hand for a handshake. After contemplating it, TBAG accepts the offer and a referee comes out with a pole, string and scissors. He quickly assembles everything and R(ob) goes to one corner, TBAG to another. The bell rings, IT'S ON!


    (Don't pay attention to the ending.)

    JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GOD!!! What a match!!!"

    R(ob) ended up with the scissors but Random Guy #12... William "Fake Guy Fawkes" Carlin came down to save TBAG from getting his beard chopped off. We go out to commercial break with R(ob) flipping them the bird while they laugh and grope each other all the way to the back... I swear they tongue kissed too.
    Fail! It should have been a "scissors on a pole on a pole match"! Epic swerve! LOL.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Two things to take into consideration, it be Christmas and people are spending less time on the interwebs so don't worry about it. Second thing is that i've seen a notable drop in activity across all feds EXCEPT JBW, there's being the largest roster i'm not surprised.
    and the fact most of the cross fed stuff is there
    THIS MAN IS GOING TO BE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ONE DAY...

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    IC AS MARK DIMENSION: *walks into Jbw ...Attacks 3 People he Doesn't Recognize...
    I Recognize Nobody from JbW....
    Dead Thread ...JBW

    G.O.D.

    MARK DIMENSION
    *EWNCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.27,2011-March.6,2012

    *EwncW EVOLUTION CHAMPION
    11.12.2012-5.28.2013

    THE NEW ASSAULT PROGRAM
    *BWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS
    9.4.2011-Forever

    *BWA/EwncW INTERNET CHAMPIONS
    5.5.2012-9.26.2012

    *EwncW CHAMPIONS
    4.7.2013-8.25.2013

    SCARFO JONEZ
    *TWE BLOODOATH CHAMPION
    SEPTEMBER.23,2012

    DEPRI$e
    AWF SUPERFLY CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.15,2011

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    *2x ICW INSANITY CHAMPION
    6.28. 2012-6.28.2012
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