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    A modest propsoal on how to bury VanDarius:

    The new Jimmy is fighting jobbers in a losing effort. One day, Staples offers him to defeat one of the most dangerous superstars in the roster, in the match this superstar picks. Cue Grind Bastard, who offers us one of his bizarre videos to set a Hell in a Cell, Darius hands are tied behind his back match. After a shot with the barb wire baseball bat, Grind grabs Darius by the throat, orders to open the Cell, climbs to the top with one hand and the other still holding Darius by the throat. When he reaches the top of the Cell, Grind crosses to the other side, chokeslams Darius through the Spanish announce table, immediately goes for the Swanton Bomb from the top of the Cell, and the ref counts the one-two-three. Grind manages to leave on his own feet, much like Mankind got up from the stretcher after that bump, Darius leaves in a casket and he's buried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind_Bastard View Post
    A modest propsoal on how to bury VanDarius:

    The new Jimmy is fighting jobbers in a losing effort. One day, Staples offers him to defeat one of the most dangerous superstars in the roster, in the match this superstar picks. Cue Grind Bastard, who offers us one of his bizarre videos to set a Hell in a Cell, Darius hands are tied behind his back match. After a shot with the barb wire baseball bat, Grind grabs Darius by the throat, orders to open the Cell, climbs to the top with one hand and the other still holding Darius by the throat. When he reaches the top of the Cell, Grind crosses to the other side, chokeslams Darius through the Spanish announce table, immediately goes for the Swanton Bomb from the top of the Cell, and the ref counts the one-two-three. Grind manages to leave on his own feet, much like Mankind got up from the stretcher after that bump, Darius leaves in a casket and he's buried.

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    How to bury Vandarius.

    Have DrunkJose pin him
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    I'll post the show tonight guys.
    Didn't have to go to the hospital in the end. Bleeding's stopped and I don't feel ill/dizzy or whatever, so touch wood, I'm ok!

    So I'll start posting the show in a bit and finish it tonight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grind_Bastard View Post
    A modest propsoal on how to bury VanDarius:

    The new Jimmy is fighting jobbers in a losing effort. One day, Staples offers him to defeat one of the most dangerous superstars in the roster, in the match this superstar picks. Cue Grind Bastard, who offers us one of his bizarre videos to set a Hell in a Cell, Darius hands are tied behind his back match. After a shot with the barb wire baseball bat, Grind grabs Darius by the throat, orders to open the Cell, climbs to the top with one hand and the other still holding Darius by the throat. When he reaches the top of the Cell, Grind crosses to the other side, chokeslams Darius through the Spanish announce table, immediately goes for the Swanton Bomb from the top of the Cell, and the ref counts the one-two-three. Grind manages to leave on his own feet, much like Mankind got up from the stretcher after that bump, Darius leaves in a casket and he's buried.

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    I laughed.
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    I laughed even more.

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    I am now in a constant state of laughter.

    Quote Originally Posted by HolyJose2391 View Post
    How to bury Vandarius.

    Have DrunkJose pin him
    My sides are hurting so badly right now!

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    I'll post the show tonight guys.
    Didn't have to go to the hospital in the end. Bleeding's stopped and I don't feel ill/dizzy or whatever, so touch wood, I'm ok!

    So I'll start posting the show in a bit and finish it tonight!
    What happened if you do not mind me asking? And I look forward to seeing the show. I still have to read the JBW one too.
    Hey.. I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDevilsAdvocate View Post
    I laughed.


    I laughed even more.



    I am now in a constant state of laughter.



    My sides are hurting so badly right now!



    What happened if you do not mind me asking? And I look forward to seeing the show. I still have to read the JBW one too.
    Lol!

    It was during a football training session last night. Me and a team-mate went up to head the ball and we collided heads. I came off worse with a gash in my head. I'm ok though
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDevilsAdvocate View Post
    I laughed.


    I laughed even more.



    I am now in a constant state of laughter.



    My sides are hurting so badly right now!



    What happened if you do not mind me asking? And I look forward to seeing the show. I still have to read the JBW one too.
    I'm glad Darius's misery gives you entertainment! D:


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    That's it for now guys. I'll be off to band practice in the next 30 minutes, so I'll post the rest of the show later. Still waiting for TTC to send 2 more matches, so that'll give him some time to send those. Also Manchester United are playing Real Madrid tonight, so I'm not likely to post the rest of the show until after that.
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