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    Black Ninja! Shaz11's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by eyehatecena View Post
    Taco Torres: I will show you around

    Paco Torres: No I will show you around

    Taco: I saw her first

    Paco: No, I saw her first

    Taco: I said I would show her around first

    Paco: No, I said I would show her around first

    Taco: Hey, look over there, a donkey

    *Paco rushes off to look for the donkey*

    Taco: Finally! *Taco puts on his sumbero and starts walking towards Eden but Hanz gruber walks up to him with some burritos*

    Hanz: Here you go you idiot

    Taco looks at the burritos, then looks at Eden, then looks at the burritos

    Taco: Um, thank you amigo *Taco rushes off with the burritos*

    Hanz: Simple minded idiots. Speaking of that, Shaz, yeah, I got more, how bout I show you in the ring. I'll send you back to that new indy fed IWE, IWA, or whatever the hell its called, with your tail between your legs


    Shaz: Well, first of all. You've gotta win War Games. Then you could get a go at me, you'll lose anyway. But you don't know how much I wanna annihilate you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CGBigMan View Post
    IC
    damn i was to late
    hey you gonna share those burritos?
    Taco: Sure, just don't tell me brother

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Shaz: Are you serious? You might as well just take him to the kitchen with you. I don't spend time with any of these pussies on the roster, trust me.
    Romulus: Eden has already alluded to that revelation. I'm just stupefied you didn't find the resolve to disclose that until now. Not that the undertones of your aggressive altercations with the men didn't make it so lucid already


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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Romulus: Eden has already alluded to that revelation. I'm just stupefied you didn't find the resolve to disclose that until now. Not that the undertones of your aggressive altercations with the men didn't make it so lucid already
    Shaz: WHAT?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamour Girl View Post
    Eden wraps her arm around Hanz's arm.

    Eden: Lead the way. Shaz can stay here cause he obviously prefers spending time with boys if you know what I mean.
    Hanz: Ha! Yeah, thats why I don't get dressed when he is around. Enough about him though, you see the belt around his waist- it shall soon be mine. But lets get going

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Shaz: WHAT?!
    Paco: Me don't speak or understand English that good, but me understood what he said. Maybe you should clean out your ears

    Rest in Peace Eva "Ezra"


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    Quote Originally Posted by eyehatecena View Post
    Hanz: Ha! Yeah, thats why I don't get dressed when he is around. Enough about him though, you see the belt around his waist- it shall soon be mine. But lets get going
    Hawk: Sorry but if someone is taking a title, its me.
    #BennysTeddy

    Efedding

     

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    Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
    IWA Blackout Champion (3-24-13 to 4-27-14)
    Former JBW Television Champion (12-2-12 to 8-2-13)
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    Mixed Emotions (Pride and Sorrow)
    Current EWNCW World Tag Team Champions (4-19-13 to 4-26-14)
    Last EWNCW Grand, Hardcore and International Tag Champions

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    Quote Originally Posted by eyehatecena View Post
    hanz gruber: *walks up behind Nathan and bonks him on the head* You idiot! I mean look at her!
    Nathan: I'm not ignorant enough to fall victim to her seductive charm- do I find her attractive? Of course- she's very beautiful, but that doesn't deter my position of women in the wrestling business: they shouldn't be here. I am here to wrestle, not to lust after some femme fatale.

    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by K2Jelly View Post
    Romulus: Eden has already alluded to that revelation. I'm just stupefied you didn't find the resolve to disclose that until now. Not that the undertones of your aggressive altercations with the men didn't make it so lucid already
    OOC: Damn you beat me to the punch lol.

    Eden: Shaz I understand, I didn't think you spent time around pussies at all.

    WWE Fantasy Fed
    Eve Torres
    Chyna
    ???
    ???


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    Eden Sky - First and only TWE Vixxen's Champion

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    Sugar & Spice

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    Quote Originally Posted by eyehatecena View Post
    Paco: Me don't speak or understand English that good, but me understood what he said. Maybe you should clean out your ears
    Van: Oh god. You 2 are here?!

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