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  1. #6091
    Quote Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect View Post
    But, Dad, I like hookers...
    Nah- I just wish women would say how they feel the FIRST time. No offense to women here.
    I'll be fine, though.
    Dad: Son... I said NO HOOKERS!
    Son: But dad, why not?
    Dad: Because having sex with the local hookers would be like having sex with me son....
    Son: (Puzzled) Huh? What do you mean?
    Dad: Jesus Christ son.....
    Son: Aw dad... that's gross!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

  2. #6092
    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Dad: Son... I said NO HOOKERS!
    Son: But dad, why not?
    Dad: Because having sex with the local hookers would be like having sex with me son....
    Son: (Puzzled) Huh? What do you mean?
    Dad: Jesus Christ son.....
    Son: Aw dad... that's gross!!!
    That's fucking terrible... and hilarious.
    I think we killed this thread, Dave.

    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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  3. #6093
    Quote Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect View Post
    That's fucking terrible... and hilarious.
    I think we killed this thread, Dave.
    Yep. FUCK OFF OUT OF MY- *hears someone cough, before sighing*, our fed.


  4. #6094
    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Yep. FUCK OFF OUT OF MY- *hears someone cough, before sighing*, our fed.

    I'm sorry. I'll never, EEEEEEVER do it agayn!

    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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  5. #6095
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect View Post
    I'm sorry. I'll never, EEEEEEVER do it agayn!
    Jericho: I suggest you try and be original and come up with your own catchphrases.
    Want to join EWN's original e-fed? Join EWNCW NOW!
    Want details? Just ask me!


  6. #6096
    Any idea if In Your House will be posted by tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

  7. #6097
    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post
    Jericho: I suggest you try and be original and come up with your own catchphrases.
    lol you'll get over it.

    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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  8. #6098
    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Dave View Post
    Any idea if In Your House will be posted by tonight?
    I'm hoping so. It's down to whether G can post it I believe.

  9. #6099
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder View Post
    Jericho: I suggest you try and be original and come up with your own catchphrases.
    Sheamus: Jericho! Fella, lighten up a tad bit, would'ya? C'mon now, lets head to the pub and grab a pint, first ones on the future United States champion.


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  10. #6100
    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    I'm hoping so. It's down to whether G can post it I believe.
    Aw, ok man... I really want to read the show, I'm sure we all do, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!

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