OOC: Just so everyone knows, I switched from HBK to CM Punk. Just so there is no confusion.
IC as Punk: Well lets see, who do we have hear for this gang of miserable misfits. The Ultimate Warrior, who is that guy? Oh right! He was popular back in the 1970's when wrestling was still done in barns and schools. You know I've heard him go on about juices and loins. Are these the same juices ole Warrior used to get to the size of Adonis? Me thinks so..next we have The Undertaker. You know, I thought Hogan was beyond his prime, which that hack is, but man looking Taker I don't see the Deadman, I see the Patheticman. People say Taker still gets it done in the ring, remind me, when did getting it done in the ring mean huffing and puffing down to the ring, using all the power in his body to just stand, and barely walk away as he was before. Oh but lets not forget, everyones favorite person, Captain Charisma Christian! Or to others in the back, Mr 2 Pump Chump! It's ok Christian. I'm sure it sucks to have the world finally in your hands, only for it to be taken away by the likes of someone else. That isn't where it ends though. You go as far as to recapture the title in a way that no self respecting wrestler would, only to lose it again! Wow...wow 2 pump chump, you have me amazed. I haven't forgotten about the golden boy himself, John Cena. What is it John? Did you think if you went back to your roots you might recapture the fans that have oh so desperately despised you since you rose to the top? I've heard it gets pretty lonely at the top, is that why you are trying to have embrace the "Doctor of Thuganomics" again? Well let me tell you this Cena, when I knock your ass off the top, the fans, people in the back, they are hungry to rip you to shreds, so i'd watch your back. Last but most certainly not least, we have Bryan Danielson. A guy I rose up with, went through the ranks with, and lets see. You were hired, fired, rehired, only to be in the doghouse for a while. Our paths have crossed before Danielson, and believe me, when they cross here, I will show you why I am the best in the world