Lesnar: Where the hell did my coffee go? I left it right here on this table and now it's gone. Seriously, which one of you rat bastards took my.....
*R-Truth walks in holding a Starbucks coffee*
Truth How ya doin', Brock? I just happened to come by earlier and I saw this steaming, hot cup of coffee just lyin' there! Lil' Jimmy wanted some but he ain't allowed to have coffee. *whispers in Brock's ear*----> He's too young.
Lesnar: Say, Truth? You want some Splenda to go with that?
Truth: I'd love me sum Splender!
Lesnar: Alright. Here it....
*Lesnar kicks Truth in the mid-section*
*Lesnar picks up the coffee and pours it all over R-Truth and gives him the F-5*
Lesnar: How's that for Splenda you son of a bitch?