The Hurricane: Hahahahaha! That's what you think, evildoer! Underneath that odiferous mound of garbage lies just one of the thousands of secret tunnels that lead to my Hurri-cave, a secret underground base where I can observe illegal activity, including the unlawful exchange of drugs that you were about to initiate with Rob Van Dam! What's up with that?!
*The Hurricane crosses his arms defiantly.*