WWE is holding a Money In The Bank press conference with Hulk Hogan
WWE Magazine: Hulk Hogan, how do you feel and in what shape are you in for your upcoming match against Damien Sandow?
Hulk Hogan: I feel great little dude. I am in the best shape of my life. At Money In The Bank, I will take care of that piss ant Damien Sandow once and for all. Hulkamania is alive and well brother and all my little Hulkamaniacs will be in attendance to witness the demise of the ass Damien Sandow.
WWE Magazine: Do you feel that this is your last match?
Hulk Hogan: I tell you what brother and I'll be very honest with you. I came back to the WWE to be a mentor, a coach to the younger talent; but as history shows, Sandow didn't like that very much. I didn't come back to steal the show or to take someone else's spotlight. I came back here because I have a lot to give to the up and coming WWE Superstars. I was not going to wrestle, but when I get called out the way Sandow called me out, I won't hold back little dude. Sandow came out and insulted myself and my little Hulkamaniacs and there is no way I will let this bully get away with it. So Sandow, forget the training and the vitamins, you better start praying brother because at the Money In The Bank, your ass is going down. One last question please.
WWE Magazine: What about one more title run?
Hulk Hogan: Like I said brother, I don't know what the future holds. Who knows if Vince will ever give me the shot at the title, but if he does, I will take care of business. Again, that's not for me to decide, my focus right now is on Sandow and giving him the worst beating of his life. No more questions.
Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr
If I could fuck the way Dave makes posters, I would become the most successful male whore in history. Seriously, my balls are clapping, well fucking done.
Originally Posted by Vandarius
For those who are too lazy to go to the front page ( ;D ), I have Dave's sexy PPV poster as my signature! Mad props to Dave!