*R-Truth can be seen talking on his cellphone until he stops talking abruptly. In a quick jolt of panic, he pulls the phone away from his ear and begins to frantically jam the buttons with his forefinger*
R-Truth: Hello? HELLOOOOOO?!!? Stupid piece of junk!
*Maria comes in from behind and taps R-Truth on the shoulder, who's still fuming.*
Maria: Hey, Truth! Hey, Truth! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess wh-
*R-Truth cover her mouth with his hand out of slight irritation and pulls it back when he thinks Maria's done talking*
Maria: -at, guess what, guess what, guess what...
*Maria finally runs out of breath and quickly sucks in some more*
Maria: Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess wh....
Maria: (0_0) Well, sheesh. Somebody's grumpy. Did you and Lil' Jimmy have another fight?
R-Truth: Nah but he's been hangin' with a lot of bad cats lately.
Maria: Bad cats? Maybe the kitties just want fish. Or have their bellies rubbed! I know I do!
R-Truth: Nah, nah, nah. The wrong crowd, a group of troublemakers. I trust tried to call him but my dag on phone ain't getting any signal. So, uh, sorry for yellin' at you. I guess I'll have to get him later. So what did you want to tell me?
Maria: I got a job!
R-Truth: A job? Don't you already have a job?
Maria: But, but, I got a new one ya see and I get to do stuff!
R-Truth: Stuff? Like what?
*Maria whispers something in R-Truth's ear*
R-Truth: Really? Man, I don't know about that. You sure you wanna do it?
Maria: Yep. It's gonna be sooooo much fun and I'll get to hang out with a new friend!
R-Truth: I don't know if you can call that
a friend but God's speed anyways, lil' Marie. Listen, I gotta go and get Lil' Jimmy. The minute I catch 'em, grits gonna be hittin' the pan!
Maria: Okay! Have fun with Lil' Jimmy! Byeeeeeee!
*Maria turns around to leave and does so. However, she comes running back*
Maria: Oh and R-Truth, try salt on your grits. It makes me go nom nom nom! Byeeeeeeeeeeee!