(AUTHORS NOTE: Eh my internet is being dumb as balls. BTW that whole 10000 Character thing I tried to implement...yeah that didn't work at all. Clearly the shows are too short and not long enough, so SCRATCH THAT. After this Rampage, shows will be back to normal. Just consider the last Rampage and Carnage got preempted by the NHL Playoffs. Or something like that. lol)
Theme: "Kick Ass" by Egypt Central
-UWA X-Division Champion Samoa Joe makes his way out
Joe says that now it’s official, AJ Styles and John Morrison are BOTH marked for men
Joe says that now the clock is ticking
Ticking away not only towards their match
But on their time in UWA
Cause very simply put: Joe…is…gonna…kill….you!
AJ Styles comes out
Styles says that last week on Rampage Samoa Joe ducked him
Styles says that this week, he wants to know: are you a coward Joe?
Are you scared of me Joe?!
Joe laughs and asks how could anybody be scared of AJ Styles
Joe says that he’s refusing to give AJ Styles what he wants
Joe Styles wants TV time?
Fine how about AJ Styles go one on one with an opponent of HIS choice later tonight?!
Styles says that he’ll face whoever, BUT if he beats his opponent tonight next week on Rampage he wants Joe!
Joe says that he’ll do better, if Styles can win tonight he’ll face Styles this Saturday on Carnage!
Dana White comes out
White says that as much as Joe would love to be the match maker here in UWA he’s not
Tonight AJ Styles WILL face Samoa Joe
In a special 6 man tag team match
Styles, Hoyt and Nash vs. Joe Sting and Raven!
-Paul Heyman bust into Dana White's office
Heyman asks what the hell is he thinking?!
Booking Lethal and Kaz as the main event of a PPV?!
White says that he knows Lethal and Kaz can bring down the house.
Heyman says yeah, in the third or fourth match
NOT the main event!
Heyman says that he won't stand for this!
Heyman says that McMahon will be in the building on Friday!
White says that he knows, and Shane deserves the best main event possible
So do the fans.
So Lethal/Kaz II at Blackdeth. Main Event!
Heyman says that they're not ready for the main event!
Jay Lethal walks in
Lethal says that he overheard them talking about him
Lethal thanks Dana White for the main event chance
And promises to make him proud and beat Kaz
Kaz walks in
Kaz says beat me?
You can't beat me
Not in the main event
You couldn't even beat me on Rampage
And now on PPV. You've got no shot
Jay Lethal and Kaz are backstage nose to nose
Heyman says that he loves to see this
Two young bulls fighting it out
BUT not Main Event exciting!
Heyman says that at Blackdeth
They WON'T be in the main event
BUT they will be fighting for a prize
At Blackdeth the winner of their match
Will become the NEW #1 Contender....to the X-Division Title!
White is pissed
Heyman smiles and says tear down the house boys
The two stare each other down before Heyman leaves
-Tyler Black beat Mark Briscoe at 7:34 by Pin
Death Valley Driver to Black for 2
Black goes for the Fisherman DDT but Edge’s music hits
Edge walks out with a microphone
Black smiles but then nails the Superkick for the win!
Edge claps for him
Edge says congrats, a nobody just beat…. A nobody
Edge says that he’s real impressed
Really he is
Edge says that he understands that Black wants to make a name for himself
But it won’t be at Edge’s expense
Edge says that’s why at Blackdeth, Paul Heyman has given Edge the privilege of destroying Black in the only spot Black deserves
The opening match
Edge laughs as Black smiles
IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS
-CM Punk beat Tommy Dreamer at 5:34 by Pin
Stalling Suplex to Punk for 2
Devil Lock DDT to Dreamer for 2
GTS for the win
After, Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice in on Dreamer calling for Vamp
-A photomontage of Abyss vs. Abyss is shown
Father James Mitchell is backstage with Abyss
JB comes up and asks if Abyss accepts Big Show’s challenge for Blackdeth?
Mitchell asks what type of question is that?
Mitchell says that JB is just as dumb and stupid as that ogre Big Show
Mitchell says that The Monster Abyss NEVER backs down from anybody
Abyss will punish The Big Show once again come Blackdeth
And leave Big Show laying in a pool of his own blood!
Cause when you step into the ring with the 6 foot 8 Monster Abyss you get hurt!
And Big Show, after what you’ve done to us YOU WILL GET HURT!!!
-Sheamus beat MVP at 4:33 by Pin
Celtic Cross to MVP for 2
High Cross for the win
After, Sheamus smiles and dares some old Geezer to come out and take HIS spot
-Lance Hoyt is pissed backstage
Hoyt says that last Saturday once he again he’s become the victim of theft!
Hoyt says that but that’s okay, because come Blackdeth he will no longer need to hide the UWA title in his bag
Cause once he finally gets his title shot against Raven
He’s only option is to walk out the UWA World Heavyweight Champion!
-Jeff Hardy beat Brian Kendrick at 5:37 by Pin
Springboard Elbow drop to Hardy for 2
Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but Kendrick is able to counter into a suplex for 2
Kendrick goes for the Kendrick but Hardy reverses into the Twist of Fate
Swanton Bomb for the win
After, The Motor City Machine Guns run out!
Hardy quickly slides out of the ring
Hardy tells them to wait for Blackdeth!
-Mike Tenay and Todd Grisham run down the Blackdeth Card
-UWA World Heavyweight Champion Raven is in the boiler room
Raven is laughing rock back and forth
Raven smiles and says that he is finally back in control
He IS the end all be all in UWA!
Raven laughs and falls over holding his UWA World Title
-Raven, Joe, and Sting beat AJ Styles, Kevin Nash, and Lance Hoyt at 16:45 by DQ
Snap Powerslam to Styles for 2
Stinger Splash to Hoyt
Raven goes for the Raven Effect on Nash but gets a springboard dropkick by Hoyt
Pele Kick to Raven for 2
Nash goes for a walking sidewalk slam on Sting but gets chopped down by Joe
Joe nails the Face Wash on Nash
Sting locks in the Scorpion Death Lock on Styles
Kevin Nash breaks it up with a steel chair!!
The referee calls for the DQ
Raven quickly tries to attack Nash but gets a steel chair shot as well!
Hoyt nails Raven with the Moonsault
Styles grabs the X-Division title and nails Joe!
The three of them stand in the ring until AJ Styles pushes both men away
Styles walks up the ramp alone
From behind comes John Morrison!
Morrison lays out Styles!!
Bryan Danielson comes out as well and stares down at Lance Hoyt