Clearly that blade of grass at the Nou Camp destroys any blade of grass at Wembley. This just shows how bad english football is when it has more then 6 blades on any 1 pitch!
I'd bring up Italys seats in the stadium but. Clearly White Hart Lanes are inferior to them. Just like in 97 when Spurs played Southampton and someone actually sat down. I think thats a good metaphor for english football.
Please stop me if I become inaccurate of the BS JJ puts us through. Oh good. I'll just carry on then.