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  1. #5121
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Kaige! Oh, Kaige! Where art thou?
    Kaige: POLO!
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    Mr. Smyth: Even though you are an annoying dullard who's sophomoric antics make me want to have your parents arrested for crimes against humanity, I feel it may be up to you and I to breathe some life into this federation again.


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  3. #5123
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Even though you are an annoying dullard who's sophomoric antics make me want to have your parents arrested for crimes against humanity, I feel it may be up to you and I to breathe some life into this federation again.
    Kaige: If you wanted my help, all you had to do was ask, Mr. Smyth! This place is becoming quieter and quieter! Could it be rumors of Inferno looking for new TWE to rip from this pla--- elevate from here? Completely unsubstantiated by the way!
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    Mr. Smyth: Oh, I'm sure they are. Anyway, young sir, are you finished feeling down in the dumps due to your lack of winning?


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  5. #5125
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Oh, I'm sure they are. Anyway, young sir, are you finished feeling down in the dumps due to your lack of winning?
    Kaige: Nope, then again, I haven't had a pool... or pudding... or ladies of TWE in a while, so that may be why!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJosephBanks View Post
    Kaige: Nope, then again, I haven't had a pool... or pudding... or ladies of TWE in a while, so that may be why!
    Mr.Smyth: I have to admit that it was strange not to see you make a mockery of this company and it's employees. Maybe you should organise such an event to pick your spirits up?


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  7. #5127
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr.Smyth: I have to admit that it was strange not to see you make a mockery of this company and it's employees. Maybe you should organise such an event to pick your spirits up?
    Kaige: I would, but I think the Hollywood Homeboys know I want them to take care of a donkey until we can get to Mexico, so they have been MIA.
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    Mr. Smyth: Could we not sell it to some guy on the beach who'll do donkey rides for kids?


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  9. #5129
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Mr. Smyth: Could we not sell it to some guy on the beach who'll do donkey rides for kids?
    Kaige: I don't know, man! I was really looking forward to that Mexico trip. Good internation exposure to some fine lucha libre. A lot of pesos.
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    Mr. Smyth: Don't need a donkey for that. All you need is a plane.


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