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  1. #3771
    Nathan: So my opponent will be Ryku O'Ryan, eh? Obviously not a Canadian name, and thus, not a worthy opponent. Shan't we skip the prelims?

    I'm the guy in the back with the red wig.

     
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    2-time RWC No Limitz Champion (1 April 2012 - 8 September 2012; 2 November 2013 - 23 November 2013) [181 total days]
    1-time RWC Heavyweight Champion (11 May 2013 - 20 July 2013) [70 Days]


  2. #3772
    IC as Scarfo Jonez: @ da Ppv ,There won't be a last man standing winner, Just a Bloodoath Champion Showing just WHY..I Am The Champion. Its goin to be One Stipulation turning into a Death Match. Keith Just won't Only have Missing Teeth. But Missin his soul as well. Takin by,who Else!

    SCARFO!!!

    MARK DIMENSION
    *EWNCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
    11.27.2011-3.6.2012

    *EwncW EVOLUTION CHAMPION
    11.12.2012-5.28.2013
    11.25.14-

    THE NEW ASSAULT PROGRAM
    *BWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONS
    9.4.2011-Forever

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    5.5.2012-9.26.2012

    *EwncW CHAMPIONS
    4.7.2013-8.25.2013

    SCARFO JONEZ
    *TWE BLOODOATH CHAMPION
    SEPTEMBER.23,2012

    DEPRI$e
    AWF SUPERFLY CHAMPION
    NOVEMBER.15,2011

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    6.28. 2012-6.28.2012
    6.29. 2012-6.29.2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    Sagittarius Blue: SHAZ!!! I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going through your head, but I'm dying to kick it out of your skull! You came in and screwed up the match Pisces and I had - which was none of your business, might I add - for what? To prove you're the "Best in the World?" Yes, yes, you're the Best in the World at being a first-rate bitch! Are you happy now? Is this all because you want me to fight you? Hell, I already want to fight you! You wouldn't be trying to make me stay away, would you? Because that would be a bitch move. And Shaz isn't a bitch, is he? No, he's the Best in the World! You hear that, world? Shaz is the Best in the World! In his own fucking mind! That's right Shazzy Boy, I SAID IT - AND WHAT? The last time you got in the ring with me, I nearly hospitalized you - and that was after you got in your little cheap shots! I FUCKING DARE YOU TO FIGHT ME AGAIN, YOU CHEAP-ASS, RUNNING-ASS, INCONSEQUENTIAL-ASS, GUTLESS, NUTLESS, WORTHLESS RAT BASTARD!
    Shaz: I feel so sorry for you Sag. Period must have came late. And Hanz, stop following me everywhere I go you pervert!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Shaz: I feel so sorry for you Sag. Period must have came late. And Hanz, stop following me everywhere I go you pervert!

    Sagittarius Blue: And I feel sorry for you, Shaz - our match is going to be a No DQ Match. Do you know what that means? Go ahead, think real hard about it - I know the gears in your head don't really turn like they should... wait, do they turn at all? Anyway, it means that I get to do fun stuff with you like taking a steel chair and slamming your arm up in it. For a few dozen times, until your humerus is nothing but a humorous jumble of bone shards. Just the intro that the Bow of Sagittarius needs to make you scream like a bitch. It means that I can knee you in the face as much as I want and all the ref will do is sit back and watch like a middle-aged woman watching her daily soaps. It means that a whole new level of ass-beating will be brought to TWE - and if your little wheels are still struggling to spin, you will be the ass-beat-ee and I will be the ass-beat-er.

    And in case you decide you want to try and man up: think real hard before you decide to sucker-punch me again. You remember what happened last time, don't you?


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    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    Kaige: A grudge match against Mr. Smyth. Well, I should be flattered, that we'd warrant such a thing. However, I'll walk away the victor, something I was not able to do before, and then I will go on to win this tournament and take the title as my own. Daddy always said there's no such thing as competition, and I'm just here to prove that.
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    Current EWNCW Tag-Team Champion (Solo; 3/30/14) [1]
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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post

    Sagittarius Blue: And I feel sorry for you, Shaz - our match is going to be a No DQ Match. Do you know what that means? Go ahead, think real hard about it - I know the gears in your head don't really turn like they should... wait, do they turn at all? Anyway, it means that I get to do fun stuff with you like taking a steel chair and slamming your arm up in it. For a few dozen times, until your humerus is nothing but a humorous jumble of bone shards. Just the intro that the Bow of Sagittarius needs to make you scream like a bitch. It means that I can knee you in the face as much as I want and all the ref will do is sit back and watch like a middle-aged woman watching her daily soaps. It means that a whole new level of ass-beating will be brought to TWE - and if your little wheels are still struggling to spin, you will be the ass-beat-ee and I will be the ass-beat-er.

    And in case you decide you want to try and man up: think real hard before you decide to sucker-punch me again. You remember what happened last time, don't you?
    Shaz: I know right! Pisces is gonna give you burgers for a weapon init?!

    But in all seriousness, bring it on! You seriously don't know how vicious I am when it's No DQ! I'll bring a damn ladder to the mix!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Shaz: I know right! Pisces is gonna give you burgers for a weapon init?!

    But in all seriousness, bring it on! You seriously don't know how vicious I am when it's No DQ! I'll bring a damn ladder to the mix!
    Darius: You and your damned ladders.



     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    Shaz: I know right! Pisces is gonna give you burgers for a weapon init?!

    But in all seriousness, bring it on! You seriously don't know how vicious I am when it's No DQ! I'll bring a damn ladder to the mix!

    Sagittarius Blue: You know, with all these Pisces Pink jokes... you sure talk about her a lot. Sounds like someone's craving some Star Sign love
    Don't bother though - Pisces likes men, not boys... tough luck, chum. And you know what? Bring your ladder! Matter of fact, bring whatever you can get your hands on! Let's not just make this the greatest match of the night, or the greatest match in TWE history... let's make this the messiest, the bloodiest, the most vicious spectacle the world will ever see!


    The Star Signs
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    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    #WhereIsPiscesPink

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post

    Sagittarius Blue: You know, with all these Pisces Pink jokes... you sure talk about her a lot. Sounds like someone's craving some Star Sign love
    Don't bother though - Pisces likes men, not boys... tough luck, chum. And you know what? Bring your ladder! Matter of fact, bring whatever you can get your hands on! Let's not just make this the greatest match of the night, or the greatest match in TWE history... let's make this the messiest, the bloodiest, the most vicious spectacle the world will ever see!
    Shaz: Sorry mate, but tell her the offer is no. I don't go for pigs. Sorry man! Damn right will I bring my ladder! Trust me, I honestly couldn't give two craps if you defeat me at the PPV. But I can guarantee one thing, and that is that your ass is going to be kicked so bad, I may as well just drive you to orbit!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJosephBanks View Post
    Kaige: A grudge match against Mr. Smyth. Well, I should be flattered, that we'd warrant such a thing. However, I'll walk away the victor, something I was not able to do before, and then I will go on to win this tournament and take the title as my own. Daddy always said there's no such thing as competition, and I'm just here to prove that.
    Mr. Smyth: I'm amused that it's referred to as a grudge match. I don't hold a grudge against you, Kaige. You hold no status in my life and having to relive this again is inconvenient at best. But if I am to make it three for three then so be it.


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