I think this might be good to share, somethingawful recently put up two hilarious Skyrim articles styled after newspaper classified adverts. Great for the geek/comedy lover in all of us!
I don't want to copypate the whole thing, but here's a couple:
FREE HORSE INSURANCE!
Learn how an unemployed housemaiden in Markarth discovered this one trick to get free horse insurance. Stop wasting Septims and learn how to save coin in...
ATTN: Dark Brotherhood.
Just got new hardwood flooring installed that I don't want to bloody up performing the Black Sacrament. Anyways, could you kill the Dragonborn? He put a pot on my head and stole all my cabbages that I was saving up for a big feast. Thank ye kindly, Gauti in Riverwood.
ANCIENT HELM FOR SALE
600 Septims for amazing horned helmet/terrifying daedra mask that grants wearer unparalleled stamina. Wife no longer lets me wear it in bed, so it's useless to me now. Contact Oleif in Whiterun.