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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly if your interested wikipedia is the easiest place to read more


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    THE GREATEST SPORT ON THE PLANET IS AUSTRALIAN
    Australian rules football
    , officially known as Australian football,[1] also called football, footy or Aussie rules[2] (and in some regions called—erroneously—AFL, after the Australian Football League, the only fully professional Australian rules football league) is a sport played between two teams of 22 players (18 on the field, and four interchanges) on either an Australian rules football ground, a modified cricket field or another modified sports venue.

    The objective of the game is to score points by passing the ball through the opponent's goal. The main way to score points is by kicking the ball between the two major goal posts. The team with the higher total score at the end of the match wins[3] unless either a draw is declared or a tie-break is used.[4]
    During most play, players may position themselves anywhere on the field and use any part of their body to move the ball. The primary methods are kicking, handballing and running with the ball. There are rules on how the ball can be handled: for example, players running with the ball must intermittently bounce or touch it on the ground. Throwing the ball is not allowed and players must not get caught holding the ball. Possession of the ball is in dispute at all times except when a free kick is paid. A distinctive feature of the game is the mark, where players anywhere on the field who catch a ball from a kick (with specific conditions), are awarded a free kick.[5] Australian rules is a contact sport, in which players can tackle using their hands or use their whole body to obstruct opponents. Dangerous physical contact (such as pushing an opponent in the back), interference when marking and deliberately slowing the play are discouraged with free kicks, distance penalties or suspension, depending on the seriousness of the infringement. Frequent physical contests, spectacular marking, fast movement of both players and the ball and high scoring are the game's main attributes.
    Details of the game's origins in Australia are obscure and still the subject of much debate. Australian rules football became organised in Melbourne in May 1859, when the first laws of the game were published by the Melbourne Football Club.[6][7]
    Australian football is a major participation and spectator sport in Australia.[8][9] The sport is also played at amateur level in several countries and in several variations.


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    Come To Australia

    Red back, funnelweb, blue ringed octopus
    Taipan, tiger snake, Adder box and jellyfish
    Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell,
    That spikes you when you pick it up.

    come to Australia,
    You might accidentally get killed
    Your life's constantly under threat,
    Have you been bitten yet.
    You've only got 3 minutes left
    before a massive coronary breakdown.

    Red back, funnelweb, blue ringed octopus
    Taipan, tiger snake, Adder box and jellyfish
    Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming
    at bondi beach

    Come on

    come to Australia
    You might accidentally get killed,
    Your blood is bound to be spilled.
    With fear your pants will be filled
    BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY GET KILLED!!


    With thanks to the scared weird little guys


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    Quote Originally Posted by THECHOSEN1_B-MCINTYRE23 View Post
    Come To Australia

    Red back, funnelweb, blue ringed octopus
    Taipan, tiger snake, Adder box and jellyfish
    Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell,
    That spikes you when you pick it up.

    come to Australia,
    You might accidentally get killed
    Your life's constantly under threat,
    Have you been bitten yet.
    You've only got 3 minutes left
    before a massive coronary breakdown.

    Red back, funnelweb, blue ringed octopus
    Taipan, tiger snake, Adder box and jellyfish
    Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming
    at bondi beach

    Come on

    come to Australia
    You might accidentally get killed,
    Your blood is bound to be spilled.
    With fear your pants will be filled
    BECAUSE YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY GET KILLED!!


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    Also Australia has a sports team called the Dockers.

    That's gotta clinch it! lol

    ​Oh yeah and collingwood I guess... :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    Also Australia has a sports team called the Dockers.

    That's gotta clinch it! lol

    ​Oh yeah and collingwood I guess... :P
    A) COLLINGWOOD ARE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THEN THE DOCKERS
    B) soccer is a minor sport in this country
    C) Scared Weird Little guys are funny as Australian comedians. Well they were till they split up their act..


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    Quote Originally Posted by THECHOSEN1_B-MCINTYRE23 View Post
    A) COLLINGWOOD ARE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THEN THE DOCKERS
    B) soccer is a minor sport in this country
    C) Scared Weird Little guys are funny as Australian comedians. Well they were till they split up their act..
    A - Pffft #PurpleIsTheFuture lol
    B - Aye I know football is a minor there. Although your national team is improving. Not exactly push overs like you were 15 years ago.
    C - I don't know how I feel about C XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    A - Pffft #PurpleIsTheFuture lol
    B - Aye I know football is a minor there. Although your national team is improving. Not exactly push overs like you were 15 years ago.
    C - I don't know how I feel about C XD
    A - #BLACKANDWHITEFOREVER
    B - we will be push overs again soon enough. Although we do have a national competition now so it might keep improving
    C - you feel strangely aroused by scared weird little guys XD haha
    #YourRebuttal


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    Quote Originally Posted by THECHOSEN1_B-MCINTYRE23 View Post
    A - #BLACKANDWHITEFOREVER
    B - we will be push overs again soon enough. Although we do have a national competition now so it might keep improving
    C - you feel strangely aroused by scared weird little guys XD haha
    #YourRebuttal
    A - Can't wait until we face lol I only ever get good banter off Man City and sometimes Canucks lol
    B - Iuno man. Under the Asia format you'll easily qualify for the next world cup. Just need a great run and more youngsters will take it up. Happened when England beat the Aussies in 2003 Rugby finals
    C - ....No. Just no lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHooliganX View Post
    A - Can't wait until we face lol I only ever get good banter off Man City and sometimes Canucks lol
    B - Iuno man. Under the Asia format you'll easily qualify for the next world cup. Just need a great run and more youngsters will take it up. Happened when England beat the Aussies in 2003 Rugby finals
    C - ....No. Just no lol.
    A - you'll definitely get banter for that match up lol. #WhenWeWinPleaseDontCry
    B - the only point I have to make about this is. Johnny wilkinson - #AustraliaHatesYou!
    C - I meant the comedians. I can see how you could make a mistake. haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by THECHOSEN1_B-MCINTYRE23 View Post
    A - you'll definitely get banter for that match up lol. #WhenWeWinPleaseDontCry
    B - the only point I have to make about this is. Johnny wilkinson - #AustraliaHatesYou!
    C - I meant the comedians. I can see how you could make a mistake. haha
    A - Funny, was going to say that to you. *used to losing though, most of my teams do*
    B - He is a true legend lol Wish I watched it when it was live.
    C - Fair enough then lol

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