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    My scrotum was burning. Was someone massaging my...

    My scrotum was burning. Was someone massaging my ego while I wasn't here?
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    I am here for your litigatory needs lonestarpunk....

    I am here for your litigatory needs lonestarpunk. Just say the word and we'll sue these bastards
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
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    I'm here, if anyone requires some info on...

    I'm here, if anyone requires some info on litigation. I have won several imaginary court cases over stolen intellectual property pertaining to the efeds. You want justice, I'm your man.
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    No, everything you do is done IN class. ...

    No, everything you do is done IN class.

    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/6b/6bf5983ae82e7302288ed52ca4648e9f9b69390199791763849cded97cdb5d78.jpg
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    "Class" being the operative word here, I'm sure.

    "Class" being the operative word here, I'm sure.
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    NXT Gimmick Match For Wrestlemania

    Ladies and gentlemen of the.....errrr, I see it's just gentlemen here, my apologies. Let me start over.

    *ahem* Gentlemen of the eWN, I would like to submit to you an idea; an idea that may shake...
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    You don't actually believe that athletic...

    You don't actually believe that athletic competition actually count for anything do you? Well, I suppose it's more legit than your cartoon books.

    Try reeding a lore book sumtime. That stuff is...
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    Pretty sure winning the Olympics only qualifies a...

    Pretty sure winning the Olympics only qualifies a person to star in commercials :p
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    There used to be this guy around here, obviously...

    There used to be this guy around here, obviously with too much time on his hands, who was right on top of things like that. http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif
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    Let me know if you need representation

    Let me know if you need representation
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    Why on Earth would people from the forums be...

    Why on Earth would people from the forums be jazzed about changes to the front half, I ask you? I feel like were outright lied to through omission. The waters muddied on purpose. A smokescreen to...
  13. Hey, if you are looking for a lawyer....please...

    Hey, if you are looking for a lawyer....please feel free to NOT call me.






    As one Sir Jon Bon Jovi once sang (or thereabouts);

    "Shot through the heart,
  14. Sticky: What am I watching?

    What am I watching?
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    Speak to me, man. I believe we can win this

    Speak to me, man. I believe we can win this
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    Did I just hear an ambulance? Which way?

    Did I just hear an ambulance? Which way?
  17. Please use me as a manager

    Please use me as a manager
  18. Sticky: My client wishes to be considered for the title...

    My client wishes to be considered for the title role of either Batman or Superman
  19. Let me know if there's any ambulances here to...

    Let me know if there's any ambulances here to chase OK?
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    Hello boys, I heard someone was after legal...

    Hello boys, I heard someone was after legal representation?
  21. Dear sir, Your ideas are nonsensical and...

    Dear sir,

    Your ideas are nonsensical and naff. Please stop talking. You may indeed be a tool but not a useful one. Please defer to the Allen Key

    Regards,
    Dw
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    Dear EWN, I apologise for my recent absence. I...

    Dear EWN,

    I apologise for my recent absence. I have been very busy in matters of the legal sense, drawing up contracts for a friend of mine as he embarks on a wrestling career. Despite possessing...
  23. This could get interesting

    This could get interesting
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    If Jesus can't direct you, what good is he?

    If Jesus can't direct you, what good is he?
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    Did I hear an ambulance siren?

    Did I hear an ambulance siren?
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