Now I have something to pass time with.
"Uroko Onoja, a Nigerian polygamist businessman, died after being forced by five of his six wives to have sex with each of them. Onoja was caught having sex with his youngest wife by the remaining five, who were jealous of him paying her more attention. The remaining wives demanded that he also have sex with each of them, threatening him with knives and sticks. He had intercourse with four of them in succession, but stopped breathing before having sex with the fifth."
I laughed way too hard at this.
You can tell TDA is really bored, when he starts posting in the CBOT thread.:p
Just in case you're bored of waiting for the fat bastard.
Merry Christmas, you rat bastards. :D
Everyone a very happy Christmas Eve
See you all in a day or two.
Fuck it. I'm depressed that I am ill and not out quaffing merrily for Christmas Eve shenanigans. And I've come here. Fuck. Fuck.
Damn you public transport, how was I supposed to know you close early on Christmas eve.
In the car- ready to go back to my ends. Get in there.