Terry Murdock: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to EWNCW Brutality! We have a new theme, new champions and a fantastic show for all of you to enjoy!
Nick Newman:And we'll kick things off with the EWNCW Blacklist Champions, The Jesting Madness!
*When the Swedish band Soilwork starts to sound all around the arena, the fans react with a chorus of boos for the EWNCW Blacklist Champions. Grind and Carlin waste no time in appearing with the belts lifted over their heads. Carlin is seen a bit banged up after two hellacious matches at No Guts, No Glory, but still smiling. He looks at the camera and says: â€œWe did it. Again.â€ Grind also seems banged up, but the monster doesn't seem to care. They proceed down the ramp, with Carlin enjoying himself and Grind in his usual â€œI-don't-seem-to-careâ€ manner, but the big man is smiling. They enter the ring, and while Carlin asks for a mic, Grind produces the Twittah machine and types something, after putting the belt on his shoulder. He then puts the machine in front of the camera lens and the message reads: Who are the tag team champions?
*The monster points at his partner who yells:*
Carlin: We are the tag team champions!!!
*Grind repeats the antics, showing the message to Carlin. Carlin obliges:*
Carlin: We are the tag team champions!!!
*Grind laughs, and extends his fist to Carlin, who brofists and goes on*
Carlin: For six months, since the 5th of May, 201 days, your EWNCW Blacklist champions have been the same. Yes none other than Grind and me, The Jesting Madness.
*Boos from crowd*
Carlin: And we are not counting the 60 days reign we had as the final EWNCW tag team champions, that would make us champs for eight months and 261 days. But anyway, enough dates, let's remember what happened last Sunday at No Guts, No Glory.
Carlin: For the last few months, we've been in a hot rivalry against God's Grace. Both teams were title hungry and both teams wanted to cement a legacy. If they won, they would have been tag champions in the two biggest companies, being the first and only team to do that. If we won, we would continue our streak, one worthy of the biggest names in the industry like GodMoney. I know they've been 4 times tag team champions and we have been only twice, but you won deny that our two consecutive runs have been as epic as theirs, that's for sure. They put tag team wrestling on top of the wrestling business together with Force of Greatness, and we've done the same with the Shadows of Madness first and God's Grace now! I don't care if we have been champs longer than them or not, we kept the flame burning and we will do it in the future, like it, or not!!!
*This gets some mixed reaction as some fans recognize the truth of the words, but most people still hate this. *
Carlin: A clash like that couldn't have been contested in a normal match. Therefore, this was a Falls Count Anywhere match. And here's a truth you can't disagree with: Neither them nor us failed to deliver, didn't we?
*The crowd has to agree and cheers*
Carlin: That's what I like for the crowds at EWNCW. They may hate us, but never deny they enjoy the efforts of both us and our rivals. And talking about efforts, those guys of God's Grace, they ain't no pussies. They ain't no Little Jimmy's playing the tough guys, they are no wannabes trying to play with the big guys, they are the big guys! You know we never deny our opponents when they prove themselves to be worthy, and yeah, guys, God's grace are worthy.
*Obviously, the good words for the crowd's favorites are received with a pop. *
Carlin: So, at No Guts, no Glory, both teams clashed to win the gold. And let me remind you something, both Jose and I had two brutal, grueling singles matches that same night. We were battered, bloodied and bruised, but we still went out there and give our best, because this *lifts the belt * is the biggest tag team accolade in the world of wrestling, and if you want to hold it, you have to give the best you have, even if it costs you your own life!
*Carlin's on fire!*
Carlin: So, we gave you everything we had. I threw Jose down the stairs, Grind gave Azrael the biggest Swanton Bomb ever, and all of you enjoyed that... Except the fact that I hit HJ with the Chaos Theory suplex, baby, and retained the gold.
Carlin. And you know what? We loved this. We gave another show stealing match and retained. The sensation of being the champs again is incomparable. We simply love it. And we want to keep it going for as long as we can. But we know this won't last forever, so, we are here to have a big celebration!
*God's Grace walk out to a massive pop from the crowd*
HolyJose: Carlin Carlin Carlin. What a match we had a No Guts, No Glory. Let's just say I'm avoiding stairs as much as I can for the next few months. But that's besides the point you see it's obvious both teams weren't at 100% at No Guts, No Glory. I had a match with the Prophecy and he narrowly beat me while you Carlin had a match with the now retired Kayden James. So we both battled it out in singles competition and then we met in the main event of the evening. We closed out the show at No Guts, No Glory and what a main event it was.
HolyJose: We put one hell of a match but you see I'm not satisfied. Two losses in one night. It's demoralizing you know. It's not the first time and it probably won't be the last but it gets me thinking. Thinking of what I could have done better. So I'm not out here asking if you want a rematch Carlin. No I am here to demand a rematch!
HolyJose: Because the way I see it. We're 1-1. We're tied and we need that tie breaking match. So tonight we're using our final ultimate opportunity contract to face you one more time. Now see I was debating whether I should just attack you guys and wait for you guys to be at less than 100% but see that's not how God's Grace is winning. So tonight one more match. God's Grace vs. Jesting Madness for the EWNCW Blacklist Championships!
*HJâ€™s proposal is crowd approved!*
Carlin: The way I see it, we are one nil. But it doesnâ€™t matter. You want a challenge? Youâ€™ve got it! So, ladies and gentleman, both here and at home, get ready because tonight the EWNCW Blacklist Championships are on the line, Godâ€™s Grace vs Jesting Madness one more time! You in?
*Roar of approval!*
*Grant appears on the titantron to a warm welcome from the crowd*
Grant: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grant: You guys wanna give it another go? Let's do it but let's make it special.......tonight the main event will be Jesting Madness vs God's Grace 3 for the EWNCW Blacklist Championships in a Hardcore Match!!!
Good luck gentlemen and may the better team prevail.
*Crowd goes nuts at the announcement as both stare down with smirks on their faces*
Terry Murdock: What a blockbuster announcement from The Boss, Lucas Grant. The EWNCW Blacklist Championships will be defended tonight!!!
Nick Newman: That's just one of many things you expect from tonight. We'll be right back after this commercial break folks.
*The crowd is excited to see The Bloodstone Empire as they head to the ring and are soon handed mics before they wait for the crowd to settle down and speak*
Ben: For weeks now, we've had to face The Mexican Nightmares and still we haven't figured out who is better.
Sam: We had this dilemma with Mixed Emotions with them proving to be the better team and now stand as the EWNCW Grand Champions. We will not let that happen again.
Sam: We should be the ones now wearing gold around our waists, but we are not sore losers and wish to congratulate Mixed Emotions for their win.
Ben: But now, it's time to get real and have the best team prevail in our current predicament and that's us.
So why don't The Mexican Nightmares come out there right now and we settle this tonight?
*Crowd is excited at this but the cheers turn to as....*
*The Mexican Nightmares come out and walk till they're halfway down the ramp already with mics in hands*
Montoya: Simply, no. We have no need to face you again unless we want to and quite frankly we don't.
Rodriguez: In fact we'd rather take on any team that walks through that curtain right now.....
*Taco and Paco Torres walk out on stage, both leading a donkey each. Both brothers and donkeys are all made up in Mexican garb*
Taco: Well me heard some one call out the next team to come out would wrestle one of them. So I guess that makes us that team, or our donkeys........
Paco: No, donkeys can not wrestle so it is me and you me brother......
Taco: Oh, so can the donkeys watch?....
Paco: Me guess, but we have to make an impact here in EWA......
Taco: We are in EWNCW now, EWA closed down......
Paco: Oh that is why everybody looks different.....
Taco: Si! We have to be serious now that we are in the big time......
Paco: Me always am........
Taco: Me am too, I was just saying.........
Paco: So what do we do now?......
Taco: we prove ourself in the ring against one of these teams.....
Paco: Sounds like a good idea. But who called us out? .....
Taco: Me not sure, but me ready for either team.
*The crowd lauhs excited at Fuegos Artificiales antics, while The Mexican Nightmares seem dumbfounded that they answered the challenge before we hear from The Bloodstone Empire again...*
Sam: There you have it, you could've us like men but being the cowards that you are, now you get to face them.
Ben: Good luck with that. We'll be watching closely.
*The Bloodstone Empire exit the ring and sit in the commentary table while Fuegos Artificiales, drop down from their donkeys and enter the ring set for action*
Lily Morgan: This following contest is set for one fall and will have a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first already in the ring, the team of Taco and Paco Torres.....they are.....Fuegos Artificiales!!!!!
*Crowd cheers excitedly for The Torres as they raise their arms for the crowd*
Nick Newman: Why, oh why of all the teams in Brutality did they have to answer the challenge?
Terry Murdock: Because they're up to challenge and want to have a great match here tonight.
Lily Morgan: And their opponents already in the ring, they are accompanied to the ring by Alexis De La Rosa, they are the team of Julio Montoya and Esteban Rodriguez....The Mexican Nightmares!!!!
Terry Murdock: They are going to have to put their money where their mouth is. The words: We'll face anyone are chaotic here in Brutality.
Nick Newman: That they are but these are The Mexican Nightmares, they'll massacre Fuegos Artificiales before they even have time to blink, so lets on with that.
The Mexican Nightmares (Benoit & Saturn) vs. Fuegos Artificiales (Hardy Boyz)
(Start at 1:00, End 5:30)
Taco flies out of the ring and lands right onto Rodriguez! Ten minutes remain on the clock while Paco and Montoya battle on the inside of the ring!
Terry Murdock: Come on, ref! You need to restore some order here!
Nick Newman: Ah let them fight, they still have ten minutes to burn!
Sam: Plenty of time for some interesting things to happen.
Paco clotheslines Montoya over the top rope and then beats him down on the outside while Taco slides Rodriguez back into the ring under the bottom rope. Taco scales the turnbuckle, and goes for The Artiss of Barris, but Rodriguez rolls out of the way! Taco manages to land on his feet, but Rodriguez hits a hard kick to the side of Taco's head! Rodriguez goes for the cover!
One! Two! Paco pulls Rodriguez off of Taco from the outside! Montoya isn't happy and charges at Paco, taking him out with a huge drop kick, sending Paco right into the steel ring steps!
Terry Murdock: Oooh that had to hurt!
Ben: Damn, even I felt that
Nick Newman: He'll be feeling that in the morning
Paco rolls around on the outside holding his ribs as Rodriguez stomps away at Taco inside the ring! Rodriguez looks around the arena as the crowd boos him loudly, and then he reaches down to Taco and tries to apply the South of the Boarder-lock, but Taco is fighting back hard! Taco is holding his arm back as much as he can, but then Rodriguez manages to put the hold in place! Taco screams with agony and reaches for the bottom rope, only a few inches away! Paco is on the apron now, trying to fire the crowd up and reaches over trying to get the tag ... Taco is about to tap but then he grabs the bottom rope! Rodriguez keeps the hold locked on!
One! Two! Three! Four!
Rodriguez breaks the hold and stands to his feet to a chorus of boos. He reaches down to pick Taco up but Taco takes him down with a belly to belly suplex! The crowd is chanting for Taco as he crawls his way to Paco to make the tag ... And he does!! Only three minutes remain!! Paco charges Rodriguez and takes him out with a dropkick, and then he clotheslines Montoya off the apron! Paco climbs the turnbuckle and points to the sky and then hits Rodriguez with The Artiss of Barris!
Terry Murdock: The Artiss of Barris!! The Fuegos Artificiales tribute to Art Barr!
Nick Newman: And here comes another tribute, this time to Eddie Guererro!
Ben: Great showing from The Torres.
Paco picks Rodriguez up and hits the Eddie's Revenge on him, and then goes for the cover!!
One! Two! NO!
Rodriguez's foot is under the bottom rope! Only one minute remains!! Paco drags Rodriguez to the center of the ring and tags in Taco, who scales the turnbuckle and goes for the flying headbutt, but Montoya charges in and shoves Taco off the top rope to the outside of the ring!!
Sam: Time is running out!!!
Terry Murdock: Only thirty seconds left!!
Nick Newman: Who is going to win!?
Rodriguez gets back to his feet as Paco tries to attack him again, but Rodriguez drops him with a DDT and then scales the turnbuckle! Paco is back up and Rodriguez hits the Magical Mexican Maneuver! Rodriguez covers Paco, but the ref tells him Taco is the legal man!! Rodriguez slides to the outside and throws Taco into the ring!
Rodriguez covers Taco with only two seconds left!
One! Two! Taco kicks out!
Lily Morgan: Ladies and gentlemen ... This match has ended in a draw!!!
Terry Murdock: What a match, I can't believe they went the distance. Great showing from both teams.
*The Bloodstone Empire raise out of their seats and look to be impressed by both teams as they head to the back*
Nick Newman: Now we'll a commercial break and be right back with more action.
*The crowd is confused as to who this new theme music belongs to before they see Takashi Ito and Yuji Otani head to the ring, booing them mercilessly before they enter the ring and take mics*
Ito: Why? Is the question we've been asked numerous, numerous fro our actions at NGNG and the answer is simple....
Otani: Because we wanted to.
*They laugh as the crowd boos them*
Otani: We grew tired of the fact that no matter how noble we were and no matter how much we thought pleasing you fans was best for us, it wasn't.
Ito: So why leave Brutality? When we can revolutionize it. The Sky High Bastards were nothing and we are tired of being considered nothing compared to them so we are now going to do what we damn well please and make a statement doing so.
*Crowd boos with more intensity*
Ito: Boo all you want, We do not care anymore. We are no longer bound by a code of honor that were custom to the ways of samurais. No, we are assassins willing to do whatever we must to get the job done.
Otani: We are now Aerial Assassins and we are gonna take Brutality by storm.
Nick Newman: As much I hated these guys before they have a point, these fans aren't worth the trouble at times.
Terry Murdock: Really? Just like that, after months of hating on them you're now in their bandwagon. Talk about selling out quicker than a whore on crack.
Nick Newman: Why don't you fuck yourself along with these fans if they can't understand why the Aerial Assassins have done what they've done. They are making their own statement without need of approval from the fans and that's worth admiring in my eyes.
Terry Murdock: Whatever you say, Nick. Whatever you say. We'll take a quick commercial break so be sure to come right back folks.
Terry Murdock: And Brutality rolls on!
Nick Newman: We got a hell of a match up next!
Lily Morgan: The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Slither and Twisted, Cirque de Freak!!
Cirque de Freak make their way out of the curtain to a mixed reaction. They each make their way down the ramp, ignoring everybody on the way, before climbing into the ring simultaneously. They butt heads and bust each other open- screaming â€˜Red Juice!â€™.
Terry Murdock: Cirque de Freak, or just Slither and Twisted on Brutality, are a hell of a team! Theyâ€™re going to make things very difficult for their opponents here tonight.
Nick Newman: I agree, but how will they cope without Payne and Torcher?
Terry Murdock: I guess this is a proving ground for them tonight then!
Nick Newman: Itâ€™s going to be an interesting development for sure.
Lily Morgan: And their opponents, the team of Sean and Criz Dimension.....The New Assault Program!
The fans erupt with boos as New Assault Program make their way out to the stage. They have smirks on their face as they look around at the arena, before looking down at Cirque de Freak in the ring. They make their way down the ramp, not taking their eyes from CdF in the ring.
Terry Murdock: Are they ready for this match?
Nick Newman: These two guys are terrific! They look in great shape!
Terry Murdock: Are they mentally in great shape though?
Nick Newman: I guess weâ€™re about to find out.
(CdF/THD & NAP/CT) (Ignore Natalya) (Start at 2:20- Stop at 7:46)
Terry Murdock: Slither has Criz set up here! Come on Criz!
Nick Newman: This could be the end here unless Criz can escape!
Luckily for Criz, he does have a partner in Sean. Sean rushes in and kicks Slither in the back of the head, but out comes Twisted and he Spears Sean down, raining punches on him, before backing up and dragging him to his feet. He throws Sean over the top rope before turning back to Criz, who is rising again.
Twisted runs at Criz but Criz hits a big boot, but out of nowhere comes Slither with a school boy roll up!
Criz manages to power out and backs up to the ropes as both Slither & Twisted rise together, they go for a linked clothesline but Criz explodes out of the ropes with a massive double clothesline, sending Twisted under the bottom rope. He pumps himself up but the fans boo him loudly and heâ€™s clearly agitated by it.
He shouts at the fans that they ainâ€™t worth shit, but doesnâ€™t noticed Slither, the legal man, is rising behind him. Criz turns around and Slither grabs him, connecting with the Freak Suplex! He covers Criz.
Lily Morgan: Here are your winners...the team of Slither and Twisted....Cirque de Freak!
Twisted joins Slither in the ring and they begin to celebrate, jumping on alternating turnbuckles. Criz has backed up to a neutral corner and is beginning to get back up, reaching his feet just as Sean climbs into the ring, and he has two steel chairs with him!
Neither member of Cirque de Freak has noticed, as Sean tosses Criz a steel chair and they each smash one member of Cirque de Freak in the back, sending both men to the canvas. Sean smashes Twisted three more times as Criz watches on laughing. He clocks Slither in the back twice, before throwing the chair down onto Slitherâ€™s head.
New Assault Program leave the ring with smirks on their faces and back up the ramp as Cirque de Freak are barely moving and EMTs rush down to the ring to give assistance.
Terry Murdock: My God, The New Assault Program has snapped, they cant't handle the losing streak that they have been on and just lashed out on Cirque de Freak.
Nick Newman: And I love it....!!!! Maybe this will be start of a newly revigored New Assault Program. We'll be right back after this commercial break.
Standing backstage are Malcolm Adonis and Kyojin, eagerly discussing their impending Brutality debut.
Adonis: Ahaaa it's about time man! Two of the biggest IWA stars around finally gettin' their fine asses together and formin' a nigh on unstoppable tag team! Ya know it feels like such a long ass time ago when Malcolm first made his way into this industry and laid his eyes on the man who would go on to be the last ever ICW World Champion. I remember thinkin' to myself that this cat was gonna go far, he had intensity, skill and above all else he had an unwavering courage to do battle with guys far bigger than he is. And then Malcolm remembers wondering whether this Asian dude had a hot sister Malcolm could introduce himself to.. Malcolm sho' does like those petite lil women, daaaamn they get Malcolm all hot an' bothered man. You know what am sayin'!?
Malcolm turns to Kyojin who doesn't look all that impressed with him talking about his race in such a manner. He goes for a high five but crashes and burns as Kyojin folds his arms. Adonis looks dejected but gives himself a big grin when he turns to a mirror.
Adonis: Ahaaa! Maan you'll come around, teamin' with the sexual sensation, the sensual saviour, the XXX-rated superstar and the undisputed sexiest man alive! Soon as all the ladies come a'knockin' I have no doubt that you gonna be rollin' in as much booty as Malcolm, and then we gonna see you crack that kamikaze smile! Hey speakin' of all that Jap stuff, what you think of this? I'm thinkin of wearin' it down to the ring to match our team name, Hot Wasabi!
Malcolm pulls a kamikaze bandanna out of his bag and puts it around his forehead and flashes a big smile at Kyojin.
Adonis: Does Malcolm look cool? Or does Malcolm look cool? Ahaaaa!
Kyojin looks at Adonis in disgust as Adonis smiles widely at him. He reaches up and grabs the bandanna from Adonis' head, throwing it aside.
Kyojin: What the hell are you doing? Are you attempting to make us look like a couple of idiots? Because no matter how much the people in that arena are cheering, if you keep acting like an idiot- people will treat us like them. Also, we're NOT called Hot Wasabi. It's Kyojin and Malcolm Adonis but as for about time, you're right. This may not have been the most ideal situation but we can make the best of it. You're a good competitor, and I can sure as hell 'dig' teaming with you. Especially when we're making our very own debuts on EWNCW Brutality!
You see, when I saw this man, Malcolm Adonis make it debut way back in ICW, I knew he had something special. He had an attitude problem but he could beat down on multiple guys at a time, you only have to look at his performance at Glory Days, when he beat Ma$$dinero, to see how damn good he is.
The fans pop for the beating of Ma$$dinero.
Kyojin:As for me getting 'booty', well that's not the top of my list. The top of my list is getting ourselves established in this company, getting ourselves accomplished in EWNCW and on Brutality. Soon enough, we're going to be the team to beat around here. In fact, what are we even doing in the back? We should be in the centre of that ring, challenging anybody to come out and face us.
Adonis shrugs and the two of them walk out of the locker room, grabbing microphones from the side. They make their way to the entrance stage, before continuing down the ramp, Kyojin speaking all the way to the ring.
Kyojin: You know that most of these people here have no idea who we are right? I mean, that doesn't bother me- it's a challenge for me- but with you, can you handle that Malcolm?
I mean, I get that the ladies are now taking notice of you, but if you keep turning up and making us look like idiots, they're going to go off you pretty damn quickly.
What we gotta do is keep these peopleâ€™s attention. How do we do that? We issue an open challenge- right now. Howâ€™s that sound to you?
Malcolm looks around at the fans in the arena before back at Kyojin with a raised eyebrow and a grin on his face.
Adonis: Maaaan you know Malcolm's just playin', get him in this ring and he's as tough as they come! But you're right son, I look out on all these people and I see them lookin' at us with blank stares.. well.. the men anyway, the women are lookin' at me with hungry eyes, you know what am sayin'!?
Adonis begins to flex and gyrate resulting in a few wolf whistles and cheers coming from the female mouths in the audience as he gets a couple of boos from the men.
Adonis:Now hold on there fellas, ain't no reason to get jealous on me now, after all yo' ladies are gonna be feelin' mighty inspired tonight.. if you know what I mean? And then we'll see who boos Malcolm and see who comes runnin' up to him to shake his hand and thank him for the greatest night of your life! Ahaaa! But fun and games aside.. my friend here has a point.. y'all can be forgiven for not really knowin' who in the hell we are. So i'ma take your idea Kyojin, and Malcolm's gonna run with it.
Malcolm turns towards the entrance ramp and leans on the top rope
Adonis: See Malcolm and Kyojin have made names for themselves all over the world in other organizations.. although Malcolm's pretty famous on the club scene too.. but we're not known as tag team specialists. Well all that's about to change man, because as Kyojin says we here to issue an open challenge to any team up in there back there. So lets see it guys, we don't care who you are or where you from, what you do or what you did.. we want two guys in this ring, right here, right now.. lets go boys, Malcolm ain't got all night, he's got places to be.. ladies to see.
Kyojin steps forwards and continues speaking, looking from Malcolm to the ramp.
Kyojin: Youâ€™re damn right when you say that the two of us arenâ€™t known as tag team specialists, weâ€™re not known as two guys who can step into this ring, work together and become a tag team known all over the world. Weâ€™re not two guys who are as famous as team like Edge & Christian or The Dudley Boyz, but what we are known as are two guys that have the ability to go far in this business.
But thatâ€™s why weâ€™re here on Brutality- weâ€™re here to take on the very best, the guys on the show that need a challenge- thatâ€™s why weâ€™re here. Weâ€™re already two of the best singles wrestlers in this industry, and one day, weâ€™re going to be known as the best tag team of all time.
As Malcolm would say, can you dig that?!
Malcolm shoots a look of confusion at Kyojin who smiles at him, before continuing to speak.
Kyojin: So why are we just sitting here talking to nobody? Somebody get their asses out here and get ready for a fight!
Kyojin throws the microphone down as Malcolm does the same, staring at the ramp.
*Lights go off in the arena*
*A Blue spotlight focuses on Hot Wasabi in the middle of the ring. The sound of thunder starts echoing throughout the arena, then silence until a deep voice breaks the silence.*
â€œThere are no grand celebrations here, No inspirational speeches, no neon lights but there are 2 great Athletes. Somehow the world has come to believe that greatness can be achieved by anybody with hard work and dedication but in reality it has been forced upon a chosen two.......â€
â€œThe truth is that opportunity is a mold for every athlete, for every competitor in EWNCW Brutality, and weâ€™re not here to lower expectation for Hot Wasabi or the rest of Brutality Roster...Its about raising our expectation of you, Its about bringing your game to the next level....Its about testing YOUR grit, YOUR determination and your resolve to become the greatest Tag Team in the history of business, To reach these heights you gotta go through the greatest tag team to ever step foot in this Industry.......â€
*The arena goes pitch black again until....*
Terry Murdock: It's The Force of Greatness!!!!! They're back!!!
Nick Newman: Great....bunch of wash ups come back...whooop dee doo!!!
Matt â€œThe Forceâ€ Elder: â€œEWNCW Brutali-TYYYYYY......... You heard it here first peopleâ€™s The Greatest Tag Team that ever lived, A Force of Greatness has come back to change to the landscape of this place, and you better believe that we start our rise to former glory with Hot Wasabi.â€
Tai Nights: â€œNow Wasabi, Iâ€™m glad you 2 chumps came out here letting your tongue wag and offering out a open challenge, see weâ€™ve been laying in wait to make our return and me and The Force just couldnâ€™t believe our luck when you 2 jabronis came out here looking to make your mark.â€
Matt "The Force" Elder: â€œYou see we needed to take time away, We went through the roster we beat the teams that mattered, any team sent our way we laid to rest......Anybody remember Godmoney???.... You need proof weâ€™re the real deal Wasabi go ask them 2, but along the track we lost our bite and with it it's last venom....you know the feeling wasnâ€™t there anymore, we needed to go back to our roots to appreciate the greatness that was bestowed upon us by the good Lord himself but now weâ€™re back and I'm bigger than ever and with my boy Tai Nights, shiiiit you wont know whats coming at you when he climbs to the top turn buckle and just hangs in the air like gravity as stopped around him.
Now heres the million dollar question......Will you have the same confidence when you stood across the ring staring into
â€œA Force of.........â€
*The Force holds the mic in the air and the crowd scream â€œGREATNESSSSSSâ€
Lily Morgan: This Contest is set fall introducing first, already in the ring at this time, the team of Kyojin and Malcolm Adonis....*looks over at Kyojin, says: I'm sorry before Adonis gives her a wink of approval*......they are.....Hot Wasabi!!!!!
*Kyojin simply does a facepalm not believing Adonis pulled one over him, Adonis grins but soon they're seen getting set for action as the crowd cheers them on*
Nick Newman: Oh boy, if this the type we're gonna see from these guys. I doubt they'll make it far in Brutality.
Terry Murdock: I disagree, they could be a breath of fresh air that the Brutality crowd will love.
Lily Morgan: And their opponent, they are one wrestling's greatest tag teams!!!! Introducing the team of Matt "The Force" Elder and Tai Nights.....they are....The Force of Greatness!!!!!!!!!
*The crowd is on their feet and cheer lively for The Force of Greatness as they focus on Hot Wasabi across the ring*
Terry Murdock: To think The Force of Greatness is back in Brutality is just wow.
Nick Newman: Big freaking deal, neither of these teams are worth the ring time.
Hardyz/Hot Wasabi - WGTT/Force of Greatness (ignore face/heel)
Start at 1:22 - 3:51
Tai Nights avoids Adonis' move and quickly performs a beautiful missile dropkick to Adonis.
Nick Newman: That was a rather impressive kick.
Tai picks up Adonis and tries to go for a neckbreaker but Adonis comes back and pushes Tai away before the making the hot tag to Kyojin and the crowd comes alive.
Terry Murdock: This is it, Kyojin is about to strike.
Kyojin jumps over the ropes and immediately strikes Tai with a kick to the head that sends reeling back to his corner where Elder makes the tag himself and enters the ring looking to trade blows with Kyojin
Elder gets the edge and delivers solid right hands to Kyojin before winding up for the big blow but Kyo ducks and Elder hits the ref by mistake knocking him out.
Nick Newman: Oh Lord, the ref is out, this is not good.
Terry Murdock: Not at all, Nick.
Kyo picks up in this and bounces off the ropes connecting with The Truth Hurts (Beautiful Disaster) on Elder before going for the pin but the ref is out cold.
Adonis looks on to the crowd before entering the ring and picks up the ref, taking off his shirt and putting it on himself much to the dismay of the ladies and executes the 3 count himself to "officially" win this match.
Lily Morgan does not know what to announce before she hears a decision from Grant on her headset....
Lily Morgan: This match has been declared a no contest.
Adonis walks over to the ropes trying to sweet talk Morgan into ruling in their favor but she says she could lose her job and stays firm in her announcement as Tai Nights comes to and sees Elder knocked out in the ring rushing to his side, while Kyo tells Adonis it's time to go and they head backstage.
Terry Murdock: What a way for these teams to end things, in a no contest.
Nick Newman: I think it's fitting, neither of these teams should've been in action so there should've been no contest. We'll see what happens. We'll be back after this commercial break.
*Black Blooded ride down the ramp, Vivica sitting on the back of Mr. Black's bike as they circle the ring twice, before parking their bikes by the commentary tables and getting into the ring, Mr. Blood stopping to grab 2 microphones.*
Mr. Blood: Yes, as even the fattest, stupidest, most in-bred retarded sister-fucking penniless dirtbag one of you fans can tell, Black Blooded has finally come to EWNCW. A company that boasts a tag division so large and talented that it needs it's own show. At least, that's the impression we were sure as fuck given when we signed here.
Then we make it down to see the thrilling conclusion of War Games, and conclude a bit of business of our own and our presence was requested at the Pay per view. We were told that it would be a great chance to see the best tag teams in the industry, men who put the Dudley's, Edge and Christian, hell even Stevens and Bockwinkel to shame.
Mr. Black: What a crock of shit
Mr. Blood: Indeed. What did we see when coming here? Great tag team wrestling the likes of which had not been seen since the early part of the millennium? No, we saw a bunch of mealy mouthed, pansy ass little fucksticks trying to prove that they had a set. We saw a show filled with champions that had belts they couldn't keep. In short, we saw the Free From Poison match.
Mr. Black: If you can call it a match
Mr. Blood: Boys, the only thing that makes less sense than you holding gold is you liking women. You know, and we know, and every one of these penniless rejects know that you are holding onto something that you just ain't bad enough to keep. We are meaner than you, we are stronger than you, and we are just plain out fucking better than you and to see you boys walking around backstage like you actually have a fucking set between ya is an absolute disgrace.
So we did what needed to be done. We showed you boys your own weakness, and we once again demonstrated why we are the Dominant Predators of this industry, and the rest of you are nothing but prey.
As a matter of fact, I bet you boys are back in the locker rooms right now, just cryin and bawlin about how unfair it is that assholes like us can just whip your pansy asses whenever the fuck we--
*Free From Poison's music hits, cutting off Mr. Blood mid-sentence.
*Jayden Knight and Saiosyn walk out, Syn carrying a bat and Knight welding a sledge hammer*
Jayden: You know me and Syn were backstage and all we heard was a bunch of meaningless bullcrap from a bunch of redneck Sons of Anarchy wannabes. You wanna talk about being dominant predators and how you can't believe that we are actually champions.
Syn: Not to mention you took the cheap route and questioned our sexuality, is it cause were Straight Edge? We don't waste our time in bars getting hammered.. No, we spend our time in the ring winning Championships!
*Footage of their past matches are shown*
Jayden: See, there is a reason we are The Hardcore Champions, it's because we are able to push the boundaries, and defeat anyone who gets in our ways. At No Guts No Glory, you took cheapshots and underhanded tactics to send us a message.
Syn: You hoped that your assault on us would be enough to send us packing and make your job easy. You had hopes that all of this would be enough for you to just walk into a match with us and BAM you win the Hardcore Championship, well you were damn wrong!
*Cameras cut to Mexican Nightmares shown attacking Aiden Cayne who is backstage before they call for a referee to come over and make the count.......1...........2............3!!! Mexican Nightmares are the NEW EWNCW Hardcore Champions as Syn and Jayden look on in disgust*
Mr. Blood: Damn, you boys just can't make friends anywhere can you?
*Seeing Free From Poison distracted Black Blooded make their move. Mr. Black charges at Jayden, as Mr. Blood goes for Syn. Jayden Knight raises the sledgehammer, aiming for Mr. Black's Midsection, Mr. Black charges, seemingly oblivious to the danger and lifts one giant black boot kicking the head of the Sledgehammer, and knocking it completely out of Jayden's hands. Jayden appears shocked as Mr. Black, seemingly in the same motion lifts him up and hits a massive jumping spinebuster, lifting Jayden over the ropes and slamming him down on the floor below.
Meanwhile Syn is having better luck with Mr. Blood, hitting him in the midsection with a hard swing from his baseball bat, before twirling it and hitting Mr. Blood's back as he drops to his knees from the pain. Syn turns, ready to help his partner and sees Mr. Black leaning against the ropes, and Jayden on the floor in agony. He quickly throws the bat at Mr. Black, hitting him square in the forehead and seeming to daze the monster of a man.
As soon as the bat is off so is he however, running straight for his partner, but Mr. Blood grabs his ankle, hanging on with both hands and slowing him down as Mr. Black recovers from the headshot. In seeming desperation he kicks at Mr. Blood's skull, until finally Blood is forced to release his grip, turning once more, Syn makes it to the ropes when Vivica slides in the ring! Sliding right behind Syn she hits him with a low blow, and the crowd gasps as they see that she is using a lead pipe. Syn goes down hard, rolling out of the ring as he falls, clutching at himself.
Mr. Blood gets to his feet, as Vivica demands a pair of microphones for the men, handing one to Mr. Blood, who assures her that he is fine, she stalks over to Mr. Black, wrapping herself around him.*
Mr. Blood: why don't you boys go on and handle your other problem now, cause you damn sure ain't ready to deal with this one. Don't worry, we'll still be here after you get done getting your asses kicked by the mexicans.
Mr. Black: As long as you have those belts, we'll be waiting.
Mr. Blood: Better Hurry, doesn't look like your little buddy has much time left.
*Jayden gets to one knee, looking over at his partner, who waves him on, he lurches to his feet and runs to the back, to save Cayne, as Syn slowly follows, still holding himself as he runs.*
The camera fades in to show a large field in the spring time, with dandelions and tulips waving blissfully in the light breeze. The camera pans to the left, and we see the backs of two men sitting on the grass â€“ one considerable larger than the other - both in denim jackets and wearing black, shapeless hats, with blanket rolls lying next to them. The larger man taps the smaller man on the shoulder.
Smaller man: What?
Larger man: Whereâ€™re we going?
Smaller man: Youâ€™ve forgotten already? Iâ€™ve gotta tell you again?
Larger man: I tried not to forget. Honest to God I did.
Smaller man: Jesus Christ. Ok, Iâ€™ll tell you again. Iâ€™ve got nothing else to do, so I may as well tell you things for you to forget so I can tell you again.
Larger man: I did try. I do remember about them rabbits.
Smaller man: Forget the damn rabbits. Now listen, and remember this time, because youâ€™ll get us into trouble again. You remember getting into trouble?
Larger man: Iâ€™m really sorry. I didnâ€™t mean for it to happen. I donâ€™t understand why those...
Smaller man: Look, donâ€™t worry â€˜bout it. Whatâ€™s done is done. We just have to make sure that your dumb-ass doesnâ€™t get us into any more trouble.
Larger man: You do take good care of me.
Smaller man: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
There is a short pause before the larger man gingerly asks the question again.
Larger man: So...whereâ€™re we going?
The smaller man sighs.
Smaller man: Well...
The screen flashes, and in an instant, the surroundings change. The fields in spring have disappeared, and in itâ€™s place is an arena, packed full of wrestling fans. The two men remain seated exactly as they were.
Smaller man: Weâ€™re going to go find some work. Like last time. Weâ€™re going to earn lots of money, but unlike last time, you wonâ€™t be bringing any bother on us. Youâ€™re going to behave.
Larger man: Weâ€™re going to be rich.
Smaller man: Thatâ€™s right. Weâ€™re going to be rich.
Larger man: And weâ€™ll have lots of rabbits for me to pet.
Smaller man: Yeah we will.
Larger man: Tell me about them rabbits.
Smaller man: You really get a kick out of hearing that, donâ€™t you?
Larger man: I just like to hear about that, sâ€™all.
The smaller man puts his arm around the shoulders of the larger man.
Smaller man: Well, weâ€™re gonna get a nice big house, have a couple of acres of land, maybe a cow and some pigs.
The larger man jumps in excitedly.
Larger man: And the rabbits! Weâ€™re gonna have rabbits too!
The smaller man chuckles.
Smaller man: Thatâ€™s right. Rabbits too.
The smaller man continues the story as the camera fades to black.
Nick Newman:What in the hell was that?
Terry Murdock: I have no clue but I guess we'll find out what all that was sometime soon for now let's just continue with the show.
*As the music hits, fans are unsure what to thing but Mixed Emotions comes out in their theatrical happiness and sadness masks flaunting their titles around.
Pride: Sorry for the swap in music but a moment this grand in history deserves something as classic and powerful as Ode to Joy. But on to the real story now. We came to Brutality a short time ago and claimed we would bring about a revolution in order to make you people and everyone in the back take notice of the arts and more importantly us.
Our opponents have not taken us seriously until it was to late. At NGNG, we not only defeated Blacklist Royalty, we kept taking them out to a Night at the Opera and left them there.
Sorrow: Our blend of theatre, opera and wrestling has left everyone who stood in our way in obscurity. Now we have dethroned the kings and taken their titles so that we may bring them out of the pitiful "Best Sound Editing" award category and into the "Movie of the Year" category.
These will be the premiere titles in tag team wrestling today and we are the premiere team.
Pride: But as of right now a new age has begun, in this age we are all not only wrestlers, we are thespians now, you people will not be thought of as low class slobs for your interests because now you are Patrons of the arts, and we christen this age the New Renaissance.
But as with every revolution, every era, there has to be someone at the forefront to set the examples and to lead.
*Crowd goes into a fit of rage calling Mixed Emotions assholes.
Sorrow: So who better than us. We continue to raise the bar each and every time we enter the ring and now we have what we need to lead.
*Pride and Sorrow raise their titles to a flurry of boos.
Sorrow: From this day forward, we shall set the standards for what true champions are on this show and we shall expel any team we deem filth by any means necessary. Venimus, Vidimus, Vicimus!
Pride: We came, we saw, we conq.....
*It's been a long time since James Brown's Get on Up has blasted in the arena that's hosting Brutality, but the reaction is the same, the ladies howl of joy and pleasure and the men boo like hell when "The Spanish Love Machine" Miguel Tenorio and "The Pimp" T-Thunda emerge on top of the ramp in their usual flashy way.
As they proceed down to the ring, Miguel spots a 35-year old blonde with an excellent silhouette and nice breasts, and there's no question: Miguel asks the lady to accompany him to the ring. She obliges, and they both catch up on T-Thunda, who is already there and bragging with the Intercontinental belt. Miguel lifts the belt up for everybody to see, before putting it round the woman's waist and adjusting it.
Miguel Tenorio: There. I think we need another belt because this gorgeous woman right here, she is a true Intercontinental champion herself!
*The woman blushes to a mixed reaction from the crowd*
Tenorio: Yeah, it's been a while since we were on Brutality, goodness, those are indeed holidays! Just imagine, we left Big Chief somewhere at the Caribbean with amazing native girls! Any adult woman he wants, he gets her, good old Big Chief! I know why the fellas around here boo us, no doubt.
*And of course, male boos follow*
Tenorio: But despite being on holiday, we always watched the show. And we saw something you don't like, and that's you two, Pride and Sorrow. You call yourselves the primodivos of the company, and you think you are the ones leading the so-called Renaissance. Well, newsflash, fellas: I've been following the model of a renaissance courtesan since day one, so you're a bit late with that shit, you know? I'm a high skilled poet and a great in-ring warrior.
I court the ladies and kick the gentlemen's asses. And know you try to ruin my spot? Come on! You may think you are Caruso and Toscanini. Well, you're more like Bieber and Pattinson, horrible acting, horrible singing and horrible wrestling!
*Another split reaction, although there are less boos as there are males that hate the guts of ME and join the ladies*
Tenorio: Mark my words! If there is a team to set the examples, this are us, The Sexiest Alpha Males! We give great wrestling, we are charismatic and good looking! The ladies love us and the guys wish they were us!!! Isn't that true, T-Thunda?
*Miguel passes the mic to his partner while the fans give the vintage mixed reaction*
*after a long pause and looking around the audience frantically*
You little jimmys ain't no REAL champion! you little jimmys ain't got no real cred here!! Please allow 'The Pimp' to break it down for y'all here.
You see, truth is, you did beat Blacklist Royalty at No Guts No Glory, but while that indeed is da troof, da real troof is, you two, are COWARDS!
*Thunda makes a crazy face and nods as the crowd cheer in agreement*
Thunda: You two backstabbed Blacklist Royalty after the match. You already won the titles but that wasn't enough!! No, you went and straight up took dem out!!
So what now? Are you gonna do the same to us? To all the other tag teams here on Brutality? Well let me tell you!!
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!!
Thunda: No! But I tell you what we do got time for!! We got time to find out who the better champions are!! So at Bred for Combat, we want Mixed Emotions against The sexiest Alpha Males, with BOTH sets of titles on the line!!
And DAT'S, da TROOF!!!
*crowd cheer in a massive pop*
*Grant appear on stage with a mic in hand*
Grant: You know what....I love that idea.
Grant: This will mark a historic moment in the history of Brutality with the winners of your official match at Bred for Combat will become the first ever team to wield 2 sets of tag team championships.
I'm always looking for the next big moment in Brutality history and you boys will provide it. I wish you luck in that endeavor at Bred for Combat.
*Both teams now raise their respective championships high into the air as they stare down*
Nick Newman: I know for a fact that Mixed Emotions will make history when they kick these "Alpha Males' " asses at Bred for Combat.
Terry Murdock: That we'll see Nick, now it's time for the main event everyone. Jesting Madness vs God's Grace in a Hardcore Match for the EWNCW Blacklist Championships!!!! When we return!!!
Lily Morgan: The following contest is a Hardcore Match set for one fall for the EWNCW Blacklist Championships and it is your Brutality Main Event of the evening!!!! Introducing first the challengers.....the team of HolyJose and Azrael.....they are God's Grace!!!!!!
God's Grace walks out to the roar of the crowd. They soon enter the ring and appear to be in prayer as the crowd cheers before they look dead set on winning tonight.
Nick Newman: Their efforts so far to beat The Jesting Madness have been futile and things look to be no different tonight.
Terry Murdock: I doubt that, Nick. They've a fire in their eyes tonight that could be very well mean the end of The Jesting Madness' reign.
Lily Morgan: and their opponents......they are the current reigning and defending EWNCW Blacklist Champions.....they are the team of Grind Bastars and William Carlin!!!!!! The Jesting Madness!!!!!!!!!!!
*The crowd erupts receiving the champions as they enter the ring and raise the gold for all to see before handing them to Craig Stevens, the senior ref in charge of the match who presents them to God's Grace, shows them to the champions before raising them high in the air to acknowledge the title defense*
Terry Murdock: This is it folks, our main event is set to start right now.
Nick Newman: The wait is over, let the madness begin.
Jesting Madness (Rated RKO) vs. God's Grace (DX) (Part 1, Start at 2:10)
(Part 3, End 5:25)
Jose lays the bloody Carlin onto the spanish announcers table while Azrael gets Grind in position for the Gates of Hell. Azrael starts to life Grind in the air but Jose tells him to wait! Azrael drops Grind back down onto the table as Jose takes on of the steps from the ring and then slides it onto the table with Azrael and Grind.
Azrael looks to the crowd and points to the steps and the crowd pops loudly, so Azrael gets Grind back into position for the Gates of Hell and lifts him high in the air but Grind begins punching down onto Azrael's forehead hard, and then Grind manages to bring Azrael down with a DDT onto the table!
Nick Newman: Damn!! I'm surprised they didn't go right through our table!!
Terry Murdock: I am too, Nick! Jesus what a hard shot to the head! And look, Carlin is back to his feet!
Carlin slowly makes his way over to Jose as Jose beats down onto Grind while he lays on the table with Azrael. Carlin spins Jose around and tosses him into the spanish announcers table hard. Carlin lays Jose on the table and then grabs a chair from the floor and brings a hard shot down onto Jose's chest multiple times! Carlin climbs onto the table with Jose and lifts him up, but Jose head-butts Carlin and hits the Final Judgment out of nowhere, sending both men through the table!!
Terry Murdock: Oh my god!! Right through the table!!
Nick Newman: You don't say?! Thanks Captain Obvious!
Grind is back to his feet and slides his hands under the ring and then brings out a very large ladder, and slides it into the ring with him. Grind sets the ladder up next to the ropes and then leans against the ropes catching his breath, but then Azrael jumps up onto the apron with a steel chair and cracks Grind in the back of the head hard with it!! Grind drops to the mat and Azrael grabs his ankles and slides him out of the ring, dropping him onto his chest hitting the hard floor below!
Azrael makes his way to Jose and helps him to his feet, and then points to the ladder in the ring, and then points to Grind. Azrael then picks Grind up and slides him back into the ring while Jose takes another ladder out from under the ring. Carlin is back to his feet and charges Jose, but Jose takes him out with a hard ladder shot to the forehead!
Jose slides the ladder in the ring with him and then sets it up next to the other ladder. Azrael is climbs one side of the ladder while Jose puts Grind on his shoulders and climbs on the other side of the ladder so Azrael can hold him. Jose climbs over onto the other ladder and nods his head.
Terry Murdock: What the hell are they doing??
Nick Newman: Something insane! They'll do ANYTHING for those championships!!
Azrael lifts Grind up into the Gates of Hell position while standing on the top rung, and then brings Jose jumps when Azrael brings Grind down ...
FALL FROM GRACE! FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER ... TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING ONTO CARLIN!!
Terry Murdock: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!
Nick Newman: HOLY SHIT! Are they alive?!!?
All four men are out on the floor, but then Jose reaches an arm over and covers Grind!!
One! Two! THREE!
Lily Morgan: Here are your winners and the NEW! EWNCW BLACKLIST CHAMPIONS! The team of HolyJose and Azrael ... GOD'S GRACE!!
*The crowd practically explodes the arena with cheers all around as God's Grace are declared the winners and are handed the championships. They soon reach their and embrace knowing their hard work has paid off before making sure THe Jesting Madness are ok before they enter the ring and celebrate with their newly won championship belts!!!!*
Terry Murdock: New CHAMPIONS!!!! God's Grace has done it. We have brand new EWNCW Blacklist Champions!!!
Nick Newman: It's tough to like God's Grace but they've been through it all since the early BWA days and now they stand before the world as the new EWNCW Blacklist Champions, it was a well deserved win, no question. That's all the time we have for you this week. We will see you all on the next Brutality. Good night.