JBW SHOWDOWN 10-06-2011
JBW SHOWDOWN! THEME "PLANETARY (GO!)"
FIREWORKS GO BOOM!
*The place is packed and riled up as this weeks SHOWDOWN! Is on its way! We get a video package showcasing R(ob)’s announcement from last week.*
TONY SCHIAVONE: “Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another fantastic edition of SHOWDOWN! I’m Tony Schiavone and we’re coming to you LIVE! From the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! And sitting to my right as usual, the lovely and beautiful bombshell known as Maria Kanellis!”Quote:
Okay… there’s one more thing I have that I want to get off my chest… all we have here on this brand is a SHOWDOWN! Championship. One Championship, almost 30 competitors and bound to be a lot more. So here, tonight… I’m announcing that we’re going to have another one. Possibly two.
It feels like no one wants to come on our show and defend anything. All of the other brands have their own Championships.. I’m making my own. Next week, I will unveil at least two more Championships for this brand. Get ready to compete your asses off for this honor guys. Because real soon, you’re going to be crowned as new Champions. I will decide who will be in the matches and for what Championships. We’ll see who deserves it the most.”
MARIA KANELLIS: “As usual, thanks Tony! I’m delighted as always to be sitting next you! *she smiles*”
T.S: “Boy do we have a show for you tonight! I would like to take a couple seconds to state that we have an… interesting guest soon to be joining us for commentary. Apparently R(ob) assigned him to be a commentator for the next two weeks due to him being suspended from active in ring competition.”
*And just like that RedRuM’s theme music blares across the arena and the fans are booing like crazy!*
RedRuM IS HERE!
*RedRuM slyly makes his way down to ringside and plucks a child fan in the head. RedRuM is wearing a suit jacket with his wrestling gear.*
*Maria and Tony look visibly nervous sitting next to him. His mouth is covered by the bandana and of course the Lucha mask is blocking facial view.*
T.S: “Well RedRuM, welcome to the broadcast crew I hope….
*He cuts off Tony.*
RR: “Shut the fuck up Tony. All you do is bitch about shit. That’s all you’ve done for damn near 30 years now. Just sit back, and shut your fucking mouth for once man. And you, you delicious little fucking brunette bitch… how would you like to come home with me after the show?”
M.K: “You really are a disgusting and foul creature! Last week I was right with what I called you, you sicken me!”
RR: “You know what sickens me? The fact that you’re not sucking my dick or bouncing on it right now.”
M.K: “Eeww! You’re so disgusting!! *She leans over the table and smacks him.* Ugh!”
RR: “Ohhhh baby! That’s how daddy likes it!”
T.S: “I’m going to regain a semblance of this shows dignity here and talk about something happening tonight. For the first time in SHOWDOWN! history we're going to have a full on talk show! We don't know all of the details yet on this but, what we do have us is the first match of the evening. Chris Parker has been following igetwild around due to contractual obligations and apparently he’s doing some sort of training for him. Take a look at this video.”
T.S: “How rude, we’re being cut off here by igetwild and of course in tow, Chris Parker. I really wonder what the relationship is here between these two men.”
*igetwild is being booed heavily by the crowd and Chris looks uncomfortable in the situation.*
Igetwild: “You know what? There’s a tide of change going on here in JBW and I’ll be damned if I keep getting looked over. I’m going to start my OWN revolution here. I want my Championship back eventually but, I have to get myself back on track. I have Chris Parker here to help me do that. *He smacks him on the chest.* This man right here has a good enough track record to get me right.
There’s a lot going on right now and I’m coming back into the forefront. Mark my words..”
M.K: “That was the scene last week but it looks like Mr. Parker has a match of his own tonight. I guess he’s going to show JBW and SHOWDOWN! What he’s made of and why he’s training igetwild!”
RR: “That’s right you sexy little bitch. Mr. Parker better watch the fuck out when I’m cleared to compete again. I’ll fuck his little bitch ass up!”
M.K: “Where’s Clara at you pig? She should be herding you up right now.”
RR: “The only thing herding is the sperm count that’s gonna’ be on your face soon.”
T.S: “Do you really have to be out here? Your vulgarity is just a bit too much. There’s kids watching this show!”
RR: “Fuck those little bastards. All they’re good for is sucking on tits. And that’s tits they’re taking away from me. I need to suck titties. All day.”
T.S: “Utterly deplorable. Can you people in the production truck please play Mr. Parker’s music?”
*Chris and igetwild walk towards the ring with heavy boos and profanities coming from the crowd.*
CHRIS PARKER: “Tonight, I’m here to prove a point. I’m here to kick some ass. Ever since I was demoted to SHOWDOWN! And taken away from a major storyline, I’ve been tumbling around here not having an idea about what to do with my career. Well, that’s over…. Igetwild and myself are gonna’ initiate some changes here. We’ve already got a plan of action, we just need to enforce it.”
*He drops the mic and gets himself pumped up in the corner.*
RR: “That little pussy has NO IDEA what it’s like to have things taken away from him! I grew up on the REAL streets, nigga! Have any of you ever lost a brother from gunshots to the head? HAVE YOU???”
M.K: “C….can’t say that I have…”
T.S: “No… no I haven’t….”
RR: “Oh yeah? That must be real fucking nice! I watched my brother get shot in the head four times, point blank range… he convulsed and died in my fucking arms. And this fairy asshole is bitching about being taken away from a “main program”?? Fuck that!”
T.S: “Umm… well, we have Loki and Aeriel have been losing their minds since being banished from what is now known as THE DEVILS REJECTS and they’ve been causing insurmountable amounts of chaos… I honestly feel bad for Parker tonight. These guys are beasts unchained. No master to hold their leash.”