WELCOME TO JBW SHOWDOWN!
Sly: Ladies and Gentlemen, do not adjust your tv set. Do not touch that dial. And whatever you do, do. Not. Contact your TV provider. Yes, this is JBW SHOWDOWN! We’re radiating your noggin’ from the ripe ol’ day of Friday! Sit back, relax, and enjoy this amazing crowd in in Estadio General Joaquín Amaro stadium, Mexico! And since we’re rocking it “South of the Border” style, I’m happy to welcome by guest this week—the craziest man in the NWL division—AVIDICO!
The crowd blows the roof off! Avidico is making his way to the table!
Avidico: Hola Sly. It’s great to be back in my Home town MEXICO CITY
Avidico: well let’s get stuck into the action we have planned tonight
Sly: You heard the man, the First Match is going at you!
Le First Competitor: Tommy Boy George!
Ring Announcer: And standing in the ring, his opponent, KJ Punk!
Avidico: these two are on an incredible losing streak
Sly: You can say that again.
Avidico: These two are on an incredible losing streak?
Sly: (rolls eyes) Let’s just get this match started.
Sly: Tom George picks up the over Punk, but he didn’t do it alone—a little help from SevenCagedTigers was needed!
*** Commercials? Commercials! ***
Sly: This is a special match; Two competitors from the Hardcore Wrestling Association will step in the ring tonight!
And his opponent, Azrael!
Avidico: I think Azreal will have this one in the bag, making his way to the ring accompanied by the Warfare TV champion holyjose. boy does azrael look focused.
Here. Comes. A Beerstein!
Sly: And here is Hans Beerstein accompanied by his brother Markus
Avidico: let’s go azrael lets go
Sly: We’re supposed to be unbiased.
Sly: Azrael picks up the w-w-w-w-win! It’s time for a celebration dougie!
Sly: Why can’t I be cool?!!? Go to commercial!
*** commercial break ***
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And first, weighing 92 small cats, from the YMCA, H-B-K!
Avidico: HBK is a ring vetren here sly but as of late has been on a bit of a losing streak
Im thinking its time he considers hanging up the boots
Sly: You do know he only thinks he’s Shawn Michaels, right?
And here comes the man on a tear: Kiddson
Avidico: kiddson is making his way to the ring and boy this kid has been impressive as of late
Sly: Him and Daniel May have been going at it over the last few weeks.
Avidico: yea this rivalry has been getting heated with kiddson costing may his spot in the next round of the TV tournament
Avidico: and … picks up the win just like that
Sly: (looks at his watch) was that a new record?
Avidico: naaa That was longer that Zack Ryders Wwe Championship match
*** Commercial ***
What is silver, but wears gold? THE SILVER BROS!
Sly: The Silver Bros seem to be the Vegas favorites in this one. Like usual.
Avidico: as long as I don’t have to hold silverlaces hand up im fine with that
And the crowd is on fire for the Jackasses!
Avidico: these guys are funny as hell
I saw what they did to iron apes car a couple of weeks back and I couldn’t stop laughting
Sly: How they didn’t get caught is beyond me. Must be “Dumbass’s luck”.
Avidico mimicks the ref: 1..2..3..
Sly: And the Silver Bros pick up a win over the jackasses. How far will their domination go?
*** Commercial Break ***
Here comes Mr. Helmsley!
And his opponent: Chris Parker!
Avidico: both men are in the tournament
So I expect this to be a prep match
Sly: Who do you think is the favorite to win?
Avidico: I think Helmsley will pull out another upset victory
Sly: Parker defies Avidico’s prediction as he whips out a small package on Helmsley to secure the win.
*** Commercial Break ***
Sly: Up next, we have the last of our 4-straight Mayhem matches on the card!
The Brawler of Glasglow, Scottland!
Sly: Here comes the former mayhem TV champion, Scottland!
Avidico: scottland was in the mayhem TV title tournament
Sly: But was beaten by Rake and he will be facing your buddy, Daniel Truth!
Avidico: yea he was and truth is going to whip rakes ass
I’m rooting for you buddy
And his opponent: Brandom Smithson!
Sly: Avidico, didn’t you face Smithson in a match once?
Avidico: yea back on mayhems 20th episode
He is one of the best pure wrestlers there is and I expect him to be the favorite tonight
Sly: Smithson broke Scottland in half with a nasty powerbomb, getting the 1-2-3.
*** Break ***
Match # 7
Here comes Bill Bastion and his tag team partner, Sin Cara.
Avidico: Bill Bastion has been on a roll since he changed his name
And sincara had that undefeated streak until it was broken by Steve Orton
I think they will be hard to beat
Sly: You defeated Steve Austin a couple of weeks ago to become the number 1 contender to the NWL title.
Avidico: I did indeed sly congratulations you do pay attention
(Looks at the card) Oh igetwild will be here
And in the opposite corner: Steve Austin and Primus!
Sly: Bill and Sin pick up an impressive victory in this battle!
*** Break ***
Here comes Beauregard and Tripps!
Avidico: **Looks at Card**
Sly who is LRB
Sly: he was here last week, you know the redneck. He’s the one with a 12 pack
Their opponents: Cage and Stinger!
Crowd: BACK IN YOUR CAGE
Avidico: malcolm and Leonard Ray Beauregard had some words last week on warfare
And the match is set for ramage of the titans so they will be looking for momentum
Sly: And Tripps gets the 1-2-3 on Stinger to pick up the win for his team!
*** break ***
Main Event Time!
Showdown-Mayhem Main Event
THE MAYHEM CHAMP IS IN THE HOUSE!
Sly: For the first time EVER, Showdown is playing host to the face of the company!
And his opponent, Eric Bischoff!
Avidico: and here comes the former eye member Eric Bishoff
Sly: Boy he looks like he really doesn’t want to be here at the moment.
Avidico: I kinda feel sorry for him, siaki has been pissed since the st George incident
Avidico: wow after a brutal encounter Siaki picks up the win
Sly: Eric had to impress people here as he gave the World Champ a good match!
*** Break ***
Showdown – Warfare Main Event
L. M. PUNKER!
Sly: LM Punker has a tough opponent tonight, in the shape of your nemesis!
Avidico: punker for the win
The Champ. Is. IGETWILD!
Avidico: You suck igetwild you suck
Sly: Avidico, you’re so shy about saying your true feelings.
Crowd: you suck igetwild
Avidico: YOU SUCK IGETWILD
Sly: And the champ retains his title in a good match—aaaaand my broadcast partner has left the table. He’s going after Igetwild—Wham, Avidico eats an Asian Persuasion! I don’t think that’s the way Avidico thought it’d go, but Igetwild isn’t the champion for no reason! Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight. JBW!
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Excellent showing by everyone tonight.
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